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2011年5月6日 星期五

Natalie Portman 'loves dirty jokes'

Saturday, April 2 2011, 03:38 BST Natalie PortmanNatalie Portman has revealed that she enjoyed the dirty jokes on the set of her new film Your Highness.

The actress, who is pregnant with her first child by fianc? Benjamin Millepied, told the Daily Mail that she was frequently in hysterics on the set of the comedy, which was filmed in Belfast.

She told the Daily Mail: "Their dirty jokes made me laugh so much. I wasn't outraged, although they were scandalous!

"However, there's a time and a place for jokes and sometimes things are inappropriate - like first thing in the morning, like 5am - but I'm not too precious about that kind of thing."

Portman stars in the medieval comedy alongside James Franco, Zooey Deschanel and Damian Lewis. She said that, after Black Swan, she was eager to take on films with less "prestige".

"The big thing I've been wanting to do is not be snobby and just do prestige movies, because that's really limiting - and it's joyless to do those kind of movies all the time," she explained. "I don't want to fit into some mould of respectability.

"Meryl Streep doesn't do the so-called 'right' kind of film all the time. Sometimes it's just about having fun. I think it's important to be irreverent and make a point of not meeting other people's expectations."

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2011年5月3日 星期二

2011年4月28日 星期四

Portman loves dirty jokes

Natalie Portman loved the "dirty" jokes she was told on the set of her new film.

The 29-year-old actress shot Your Highness with James Franco and Zooey Deschanel in County Antrim and County Down in Northern Ireland and has revealed the Irish and British crew members all had a very rude sense of humour.

She told the Daily Mail newspaper: "Their dirty jokes made me laugh so much. I wasn't outraged, although they were scandalous!

"However, there's a time and a place for jokes and sometimes things are inappropriate - like first thing in the morning, like 5.00am - but I'm not too precious about that kind of thing."

The brunette beauty - who stars as all-action Isabel in the medieval caper - also insists she has no qualms about appearing in comedies after winning an Oscar for her dark portrayal of a tortured ballerina in Black Swan.

She explained: "The big thing I've been wanting to do is not be snobby and just do prestige movies, because that's really limiting - and it's joyless to do those kind of movies all the time. I don't want to fit into some mould of respectability.

"Meryl Streep doesn't do the so-called 'right' kind of film all the time. Sometimes it's just about having fun. I think it's important to be irreverent and make a point of not meeting other people's expectations."


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2011年4月20日 星期三

Natalie Portman Likes Dirty Jokes!

Friday April 1, 2011

Natalie PortmanNATALIE Portman loved the “dirty” jokes she was told on the set of her new film.

The 29-year-old actress shot Your Highness with James Franco and Zooey Deschanel in County Antrim and County Down in Northern Ireland and has revealed the Irish and British crew members all had a very rude sense of humor.

|Their dirty jokes made me laugh so much. I wasn’t outraged, although they were scandalous!” Natalie said.

“However, there’s a time and a place for jokes and sometimes things are inappropriate — like first thing in the morning, like 5.00am – but I’m not too precious about that kind of thing.”

The brunette beauty — who stars as all-action Isabel in the medieval caper — also insists she has no qualms about appearing in comedies after winning an Oscar for her dark portrayal of a tortured ballerina in ‘Black Swan’.

“The big thing I’ve been wanting to do is not be snobby and just do prestige movies, because that’s really limiting – and it’s joyless to do those kind of movies all the time. I don’t want to fit into some mold of respectability,” she said.

Meryl Streep doesn’t do the so-called ‘right’ kind of film all the time. Sometimes it’s just about having fun. I think it’s important to be irreverent and make a point of not meeting other people’s expectations.”

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2011年3月18日 星期五

Getting Down and Dirty on Thanksgiving Day!

Getting Down and Dirty on Thanksgiving Day! Thursday November 23rd 2006, 9:42 am
Filed under: Holidays

Ten phrases you might hear on Thanksgiving that may put your mind in the gutter!

1. Just reach in there and grab the giblets.

2. Wow! That’s one incredible spread!

3. I am in the mood for some dark meat!

4. Tying her legs together will keep the inside nice and moist.

5. What a beautiful big breast!

6. Looks like he’s going to force his way into the end zone!

7. She’s almost 4000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 12 men to hold her down!

8. Hey everybody, it’s cool whip time!

9. If I don’t unbutton my pants, I think I’m going to burst!

10. It must be broken. When I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

To all the visitors in the US, have a Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy the time spent with family and friends. Cheers!

- Joker



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2011年3月10日 星期四

Getting Down and Dirty on Thanksgiving Day!

Getting Down and Dirty on Thanksgiving Day! Thursday November 23rd 2006, 9:42 am
Filed under: Holidays

Ten phrases you might hear on Thanksgiving that may put your mind in the gutter!

1. Just reach in there and grab the giblets.

2. Wow! That’s one incredible spread!

3. I am in the mood for some dark meat!

4. Tying her legs together will keep the inside nice and moist.

5. What a beautiful big breast!

6. Looks like he’s going to force his way into the end zone!

7. She’s almost 4000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 12 men to hold her down!

8. Hey everybody, it’s cool whip time!

9. If I don’t unbutton my pants, I think I’m going to burst!

10. It must be broken. When I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

To all the visitors in the US, have a Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy the time spent with family and friends. Cheers!

- Joker



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