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2011年7月30日 星期六

Jane Lynch Gets Her Jokes in About Palin, Beck and Even Her Castmates

Glee star Jane Lynch stepped in as acting News Corp. CEO to open the techie D9 conference, and no one was safe from her joshing.

The real News Corp. CEO, Rupert Murdoch, was out of the country on business in China.

"As acting CEO, I'll be making some changes while the powers that be are abroad," Lynch said, according the Hollywood reporter.

Even her co-stars were a part of her jokes. Lynch saud she was going to launch a Fox News investigation into the young cast of Glee because she thinks one of them isn't an American citizen.

Then she went on to people in the political game: First up, Fox's Glenn Beck, whose show is ending at the end of June.

"I've also convinced Glenn Beck to stay on at Fox for one final gig - as a dying patient House, with a horrendous malady. His sickness is consuming him from the inside out," she said. "I'm pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on Glee. She'll perform an original tune I penned: 'Look at Me, I'm Bats--t Crazy ... I feel pretty good about these changes," said Lynch.


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2011年7月20日 星期三

Glee Star Roasts Fox News: Jokes That Sarah Palin Will Cameo And Sing ‘I’m Batsh*t Crazy’

Comedian and star of Fox’s hit show Glee, Jane Lynch, took to the stage at News Corp.’s D9 tech conference as “acting CEO” and roasted her bosses, taking aim at many of their high profile media entities. Lynch made jokes about The Wall Street Journal, The Daily and Fox News Channel, but her most outrageous barbs were saved for Fox News targets Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin.


Lynch comically showed little interest in The Daily, saying “never heard of it, never seen it, so clearly I’ll be shutting that down.” And she also announced that she will launch a special Fox News investigation to confirm whether each and every cast member of Glee is actually a “Real American.” As for Beck, she said “I’ve also convinced Glenn Beck to stay on at Fox for one final gig as a dying patient on House.” Most of the jokes received a warm response from the audience who seemed like they didn’t know what to expect next, and it was all capped by a Palin joke that surely caught everyone by surprise:



“We are pretty sure that we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on Glee. She’ll be singing an original tune that I penned, it’s called ‘Look At Me, I’m Batshit Crazy.’”


With Lynch granted emcee duties, actual CEO Rupert Murdoch demonstrates a willingness to allow not all members of the Fox family to always get along. And given the fact that Lynch will be hosting this year’s Emmy’s in September, consider this a preview of her comedic targets that might be expected to come.


Watch the clip below from News Corp.’s D9 tech conference:


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2011年5月20日 星期五

Palin Jokes No Laughing Matter

The problem with the Sarah Palin dialogue that's gone on in this country since 2008 is that people either want to smear and destroy her, or viciously attack anybody who doesn’t adore her. That’s exactly why I’ve steered clear of it. But once folks start bringing people’s special needs children into the mix… It’s time to start putting the stamp on some elitist bastards.

The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry and club comics alike. Unlike the propped up golden family in the White House, the Hollywood establishment has deemed the doggy pile-on the Palin family as both safe and acceptable. All too eager to appease the establishment, we’ve seen A to Z list stars line up to take their shots at society’s new favorite whipping post.

Cowards.

Worst of all is that more recently, the attacks on Palin’s special needs son “Trig” have become increasingly insidious. I mean, I get it. If I were a leftist, I’d know that the best way to break a mother is to assault her child. Underhanded and despicable? Without a doubt. Effective? Most definitely. Wonkette recently posted an article regarding Trig Palin’s birthday. They had this to say about the infant’s dreams:

“What’s he dreaming about? Nothing. He’s retarded.”

When I read this, I’m reminded of Dennis Miller saying, “I consider everyone and everything to be comedic fair game, except for the helpless.” Hmmm, would “the helpless” include a special needs child, unable to speak on his own behalf? I wouldn’t know. Remember, I’m just a simple Conservative.

Cowards.

Of course, as the Alaska Dispatch reports, Wonkette's freelancer was cowed into apologizing:

After some advertisers, like Papa John's and Huggies, began pulling ads from the outlet, Wonkette added an update to the post apologizing for using the word "retarded" there and expressing delineated regret. A subsequent email from Wonkette's editor to AdAge expressed more facetious regret and reiterated at length the publication's call for Sarah Palin to no longer "use her special-needs child as a crass political prop."

The article also posts to an older link that you may have missed, with comedian Louis C.K. saying this about Sarah Palin:

“when she was on stage at the f---ing convention that just came out of her disgusting f---ing c----… her f---ing retard-making c---…”

Hey, that’s the ticket! Take aim at the pre-approved target, it’ll make you seem edgy, isn’t that right Louis? See, this is my problem with comedy nowadays. Rarely is it ever about writing anymore, but a willingness to abandon human decency in order to shock people into giving you a paycheck. It’s very much like pornstars proclaiming themselves to be “entrepreneurs.”

No, you’re just willing to fornicate on camera, something that most human beings are not willing to do, because those people have shame and/or self-respect. In the same breath, nothing that an award-award winning comic Louis CK says here is insightful or particularly funny. He (and the folks at Wonkette) are simply willing to do something that others are not… by making fun of a mentally challenged child.

Coward.

“Her baby is three years old, it doesn’t matter yet that it’s retarded. It isn’t an issue yet!”

Aren’t we fortunate to have such an esteemed colleague like Mr. C.K. taking time out of his day to educate us on the needs of down-syndrome babies? Aside from the congenital heart disorders, intestinal problems, eye problems, being more prone to infections/viruses and often requiring physical therapy due to poor muscle tone (along with a litany of other challenges that come with the territory), his comments would be right on the money!

But what would a comic like this, Mr. “Divorce at 42” know about challenges, as he seems much more prone to running away from them than growing a pair and facing them, like the man he so desperately wishes he were.

Coward.

I’m still waiting for the days where other fellow comedians are willing to take this kind of bold approach to the current administration. I certainly would never condone these kinds of deplorable attacks on the Obama children, but unlike their “assault in flock” patterns on the Palin family, I’ve yet to see comedians even attempt to attack the president’s ideas.

Barack and Michelle are the ones in the White House, so wouldn’t a few digs their way be slightly more, well, relevant?

Ooooh, I get it. That would require the testicular fortitude to step out and take an actual risk. Nevermind. Just keep taking potshots at a one-year-old special needs infant.

Cowards.

Steven Crowder is a comedian, writer, Fox News contributor. Follow him on Twitter @scrowder


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