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2011年7月17日 星期日

Leno jokes about Arnold love-child situation

LOS ANGELES - Arnold Schwarzenegger's affair continues to be fodder for the late-night shows.

Thursday night, Jay Leno compared the former Governor to another politician.

"How about the maid?" laughs Leno. "This woman kept their love child a secret for 14 years. Today, John Edwards said, 'Why can't I meet a chick like that?'"

The Tonight Show host also predicted this is not the end of Arnold's entertainment career.

"As you know, there is a certain protocol you have to follow in scandals like this," Leno joked. "You know what's going to happen next. Arnold will check into a sexual-addiction clinic and next season, the maid will have won 'Dancing With the Stars.' It's the American way!"

(KUSA-TV c 2011 Multimedia Holdings Corporation)

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2011年3月25日 星期五

VIDEO: The Situation Throws A Grenade (Joke) -- And Bombs At Donald Trump Roast


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Poor Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino. We knew he can't dance, and now we know he can't tell a joke either.

For some reason (why, we don't know) The Situation was invited to The Comedy Central Roast Of Donald Trump, and one thing we learned is that the 'L' in GLT does NOT stand for laughs.

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Here's an example of one 'joke':

"People are hating on him because Trump is always firing people, but it's kind of OK because he completely let himself go anyway," Sorrentino (who appeared to be having a good time) said to repeated groans in the audience.?

He also took a shot at comedian and fellow Trump roaster Whitney Cummings, asking her if she was a chick. "On the Jersey Shore we call ugly chicks grenades, but I actually wouldn't call you a grenade because you aren't blowing up anytime soon."

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The audience didn't know how to react -- and neither did the usually self-mocking Cummings.

The Situation then turned his 'humor' on comedy vet Jeffrey Ross, saying: "You and me have a lot in common, buddy." "We're both from Jersey, and tonight's my first night doing comedy."

"It's also your last night, just so you know," Ross shot back.

Watch the video on RadarOnline.com

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