2011年7月31日 星期日

Groupon CEO Andrew Mason Jokes About Google's Groupon Killer

Peter Kafka, On Wednesday June 1, 2011, 5:00 pm EDT

Last night Google showed off a would-be Groupon killer, which combines daily deals with its Android mobile platform.

So what do you think of that, Andrew Mason?

“I gotta say, the Buzz integration is just seamless,” the Groupon CEO tells Kara Swisher onstage at the D9 conference. Cue much laughter.

OK, but seriously. What do you think about Google’s efforts, and everyone else’s, to take you on? “As much as I personally hate it and want to kill everybody, I think competition is great for consumers,” Mason offers up. “I hope they push the space forward. i’m more passionate about the space, and the way that people buy locally, than i am about the success of Groupon.”

Throughout the interview, Mason alternates between earnestness and slapstick. For the latter, see his response to any question he doesn’t want to answer, like: When are you going to IPO? Or: Why didn’t you sell your company for $6 billion to Google? Mason’s trick, which is a good one, is to say nothing while clenching his teeth and starting straight ahead, twitching. It’s unnerving and funny, and seems to go over well with the audience.

Eventually Mason does try to answer the Google M&A question, and lapses into platitudes. And then he corrects himself again: “This is why I don’t like answering the questions. Because I immediately start saying bullshit”


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2011年7月30日 星期六

Jane Lynch Gets Her Jokes in About Palin, Beck and Even Her Castmates

Glee star Jane Lynch stepped in as acting News Corp. CEO to open the techie D9 conference, and no one was safe from her joshing.

The real News Corp. CEO, Rupert Murdoch, was out of the country on business in China.

"As acting CEO, I'll be making some changes while the powers that be are abroad," Lynch said, according the Hollywood reporter.

Even her co-stars were a part of her jokes. Lynch saud she was going to launch a Fox News investigation into the young cast of Glee because she thinks one of them isn't an American citizen.

Then she went on to people in the political game: First up, Fox's Glenn Beck, whose show is ending at the end of June.

"I've also convinced Glenn Beck to stay on at Fox for one final gig - as a dying patient House, with a horrendous malady. His sickness is consuming him from the inside out," she said. "I'm pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on Glee. She'll perform an original tune I penned: 'Look at Me, I'm Bats--t Crazy ... I feel pretty good about these changes," said Lynch.


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Jason Sudeikis Preps 4,000 Twilight Jokes for MTV Movie Awards

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There's one thing that Jason Sudeikis probably won't do when he makes his debut as host of this year's MTV Movie Awards.


"I probably won't get naked," the Saturday Night Live funnyman told me earlier today during a break from rehearsing for Sunday's big show. "But if there's one thing I learned from Justin Bieber, it's 'Never say never.'"


Nudity and Bieber aside, Sudeikis will likely be cracking plenty of Twilight jokes...


MORE MOVIES: Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover


So how many Twilight jokes have you prepared?
We're whittling it down from about 4,000.


Did you have to study up on things like Harry Potter and Twilight for the show?
I knew a little bit more about Harry Potter, having read some of the books and seen a couple of the movies. As for Twilight, having a lot of younger cousins, I'm quite familiar with it, and because Taylor Lautner hosted SNL...But as for the minutia of it, I had to dig in a little deeper.


So you read the books?
No, I didn't go that far. I figured it would help me to host the MTV Movie Awards by not reading anything. It's all about watching and listening with no reading whatsoever.


I have to ask, and I can't believe I'm asking you this, but are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
It's a genuine question, and my genuine answer is I'm Team Bella. The older brother in me just kicks in and I want her to be happy and follow her heart. She's the modern day Scarlett O'Hara, that one.


Yeah, but who do you think she should be with?
Both. Can't she move to Utah and be with both?


At a Q&A last night after a screening of your new movie Horrible Bosses, you had to explain Twilight to Jason Bateman. You said something about Jacob "rubbing it" in a corner when Edward and Bella kiss. Tell me about that.
What? Your parents didn't explain puberty to you. [Laughs] What do you want me to tell you? That was just me trying to explain how that love triangle works. I was being flip. I don't think that's what really goes on.


I don't think wolves rub it out.
No, they don't. They just destroy and mutilate.


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2011年7月29日 星期五

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Chavez Condemns U.S. Sanctions, Jokes About 'Missiles' Pointing at Washington

Published May 31, 2011

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CARACAS, Venezuela -- President Hugo Chavez mocked U.S. concerns about Venezuela's ties with Iran on Tuesday, joking that while his adversaries worry about Iranian-made missiles lining his country's coast his government is actually erecting windmills there.

The socialist leader at first said missiles could be launched at Washington and other U.S. cities, then held up a photograph of windmills along the South American country's coast, saying "here they are."

"They are pointing directly at Washington," Chavez joked during a meeting with top government officials that was broadcast on state television.

Chavez -- an outspoken critic of Washington's foreign policy -- has previously poked fun at fears over Venezuela's increasingly close relationship with Iran, saying that in a joint bicycle factory the two countries are building the "atomic bicycle."

Chavez also condemned U.S. sanctions against Venezuela's state oil company for doing business with Iran.

President Barack Obama's administration slapped sanctions on PDVSA and six other companies from other countries for doing business with Iran that helps fund its nuclear program. The State Department said PDVSA delivered at least two cargoes of refined petroleum products worth about $50 million to Iran between December and March.

Venezuela's close ties with Iran have raised concerns among officials in Washington, who believe Iran is working on a nuclear weapons program.

Chavez has staunchly defended Iran's nuclear energy program, saying it is for peaceful uses only.

Under the sanctions announced last week, Petroleos de Venezuela, or PDVSA, will be barred from any U.S. government contracts, U.S. import-export financing, and export licenses for sensitive technology. But PDVSA will not be banned from selling oil to the United States or dealing with its U.S. subsidiaries.

Chavez said his government is preparing contingency plans to confront the possibility of more severe sanctions.

He did not provide any details of the contingency plans, but Energy Minister Rafael Ramirez has hinted that PDVSA could seek to accelerate initiatives aimed at diversifying PDVSA's clientele, exporting more crude to China and other countries to reduce Venezuela's dependence on the United States.

Venezuela is one of the United States' main suppliers of petroleum.


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Hugo Chavez condemns US sanctions over Iran, jokes about missile being pointed at US


CARACAS, Venezuela — President Hugo Chavez mocked U.S. concerns about Venezuela’s ties with Iran on Tuesday, joking that while his adversaries worry about Iranian-made missiles lining his country’s coast his government is actually erecting windmills there.


The socialist leader at first said missiles could be launched at Washington and other U.S. cities, then held up a photograph of windmills along the South American country’s coast, saying “here they are.”

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“They are pointing directly at Washington,” Chavez joked during a meeting with top government officials that was broadcast on state television.


Chavez — an outspoken critic of Washington’s foreign policy — has previously poked fun at fears over Venezuela’s increasingly close relationship with Iran, saying that in a joint bicycle factory the two countries are building the “atomic bicycle.”


Chavez also condemned U.S. sanctions against Venezuela’s state oil company for doing business with Iran.


President Barack Obama’s administration slapped sanctions on PDVSA and six other companies from other countries for doing business with Iran that helps fund its nuclear program. The State Department said PDVSA delivered at least two cargoes of refined petroleum products worth about $50 million to Iran between December and March.


Venezuela’s close ties with Iran have raised concerns among officials in Washington, who believe Iran is working on a nuclear weapons program.


Chavez has staunchly defended Iran’s nuclear energy program, saying it is for peaceful uses only.


Under the sanctions announced last week, Petroleos de Venezuela, or PDVSA, will be barred from any U.S. government contracts, U.S. import-export financing, and export licenses for sensitive technology. But PDVSA will not be banned from selling oil to the United States or dealing with its U.S. subsidiaries.


Chavez said his government is preparing contingency plans to confront the possibility of more severe sanctions.


He did not provide any details of the contingency plans, but Energy Minister Rafael Ramirez has hinted that PDVSA could seek to accelerate initiatives aimed at diversifying PDVSA’s clientele, exporting more crude to China and other countries to reduce Venezuela’s dependence on the United States.


Venezuela is one of the United States’ main suppliers of petroleum.


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2011年7月26日 星期二

Seinfeld, Libraries and Maggie Gyllenhaal Jokes

Here at The Atlantic Wire, we respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. Sometimes, though, we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorite head-scratchers.

The one downside of classic TV viewing clubs--tweets that briefly make you think you've become unstuck in time. At least in this case, we were fortunate enough to return to an era with quality Thursday night programming.


Ignatius is serializing his new spy novel on the Post's website this summer, which is very cool. We just hope it doesn't turn into the literary version of a rowdy comments section. We like our spies when they're commanding and debonair, not telling us to buy gold. ?

We don't even want to think about what will happen to the poor soul who confuses the two.


We've heard this one before. The punchline has something to do with ducks and the Metropolitan Opera.

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2011年7月25日 星期一

Twitter hacker sent Weiner photo to congressman's follower

 Democratic politician Anthony Weiner says he was the victim of Twitter hacking. Photograph: Nicholas Roberts/Reuters

New York congressman Anthony Weiner is used to all the jokes about his surname as a slang synonym – and he expects to hear a lot more after an embarrassing photograph purporting to be sent from his Twitter account was circulated by a conservative news website.


The photograph of a torso clad in underwear – described by Vanity Fair as "an image of a gentleman's pelvis" and "a sexually suggestive photograph of a man from the waist down" by the New York Times – appeared to have been sent from Weiner's Twitter account (via the Yfrog photo-sharing service) to a woman who followed the politician's Twitter feed.


Although the offending tweet seems to have been deleted minutes after being posted online, a copy of the photograph then appeared on the website Big Government. Weiner then said that his account – along with his Facebook account – had been hacked. "More Weiner Jokes for all my guests!" the congressman tweeted, adding the hashtag "#Hacked!"


Weiner's staff later issed a more formal statement: "Anthony's accounts were obviously hacked." What little evidence there is tends to support Weiner's account but Twitter, which presumably could crack the case easily, refuses to comment, citing its privacy policy. The unlucky recipient of the photographic tweet – a 21-year-old student – denied any involvement and gave a statement to the New York Daily News:



All of this is so outlandish that I don't know whether to be pissed off or amused, quite frankly. This is the reality of sharing information online in the 21st century.


A prolific Twitter user and a well-known wit who once shared a house with Daily Show host Jon Stewart, Weiner represents parts of Queens and Brooklyn in the US House of Representatives and is a likely Democratic candidate for New York City mayor in the 2013 municipal election.


Weiner is also one of the more outspoken liberal members of the Democratic party in Congress and a frequent target of Republican attacks. For his opponents, "Weinergate" is an opportunity to embarrass a leading Democrat not long after a Republican congressman resigned over sending topless photographs of himself to women contacted via Craigslist – which led to a humiliating defeat for the Republicans last week.


Weiner and his staff at first described the hacker's action as a prank but have since taken the issue more seriously:



We've retained [legal] counsel to explore the proper next steps and to advise us on what civil or criminal actions should be taken. This was a prank. We are loath to treat it as more, but we are relying on professional advice.


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Lawyer jokes Art Schlichter could get fairer trial in Ann Arbor than Ohio

COLUMBUS, Ohio ? An attorney for former Ohio State and NFL quarterback Art Schlichter says if his client goes on trial in a theft case, Ohio should not be the place.

Schlichter pleaded not guilty Wednesday to all charges in a 13-count indictment returned April 30. The 51-year-old is accused of bilking people in what authorities have described as a million-dollar ticket-selling scheme.

Attorney Sam Weiner said outside court that publicity of the case has "poisoned the well" for any trial in Columbus. He quipped to reporters that Schlichter probably could get a fairer trial in Ann Arbor.

Schlichter?s football career was done in by a gambling addiction, and he previously went to prison for gambling-related crimes.


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2011年7月24日 星期日

Jane Lynch Heckles News Corp at News Corp

Amidst a slew of harmless corporate jokes at News Corp's D9 tech conference, actress-comedian Jane Lynch got in a few brief hits at the Rupert Murdoch empire as she took the podium as "acting chairman." Namely, the Glee star plans to use her powers to shut down the iPad newspaper, The Daily, ("Never heard of it, never seen it, so clearly I'll be shuttering that down"), put comics in the Wall Street Journal and take digs at the two easiest targets on the Fox News payroll: Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck. Lynch deemed Palin "Batsh-t crazy" and said that Beck could have one final gig as "a dying patient on House." Watch below:



All the jokes got a polite amount of chuckles from the crowd, but we're guessing that Murdoch won't rush to extend any more offers to the actress. A shame, because News Corp. engineered a nice Wall Street Journal-esqe black and white columnist head shot for her:


 


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Mayor Emanuel praises new job, cracks jokes in ‘GMA’ interview

LYNN SWEET blogs.suntimes.com/sweet Jun 2, 2011 02:11AM

Mayor Rahm Emanuel

Mayor Rahm Emanuel — in office since May 16 — did not slam shut the door on a 2016 White House run during an interview for ABC’s “Good Morning America” with his longtime friend George Stephanopoulos.

But he did rave about his current job, wisecracking: “It is the greatest — I joked — I said to [White House Chief of Staff] Bill Daley the other day, if I had known this was this great, I would have primaried Richie four years ago.”

At the end of the interview, Stephanopoulos said: “you know, if you do a good job here, a lot of Democrats are going to be talking about you to run for president in 2016.”

Said Emanuel, “I got a job to do here and that’s all I’m focused on.”

The interview was taped Tuesday in Emanuel’s City Hall office and broadcast on Wednesday.

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2011年7月23日 星期六

We Go Everywhere Together is filled with tired old-age jokes

Ohio's 34 West Theater Company went looking for a show that would appeal to older people, and they certainly found it in We Go Everywhere Together. George and Henry are best friends. They live next door to each other. They go to the movies together. They watch Jeopardy together. Henry is nearly blind. George is nearly deaf. They make a great team.

George (Stephen Baldwin) decides he wants to settle down and has his eye on Gladys. Taking his daughter's suggestion, George attends a speed dating potluck dinner at church, which gives him an opportunity to practice his pick up lines that he memorized from a library book.

Henry (Jeffrey Querin) has his "dinner club," an unofficial group of lady friends who bring him meals each night, but he is partial to Stella. Before he settles down again, he wants to accomplish a list of things to do before he kicks the bucket. He and George set out to finish his "bucket fish." They travel from the Grand Canyon to New York City, with blind Henry driving, of course.

The audience loved the tried-and-true old-age jokes about digestion problems, senility, and blindness and deafness. Not surprisingly, the audience was also made of mostly old people. We Go Everywhere Together is upbeat and optimistic, but it is definitely targeted toward a demographic that can relate. The humor is predictable, routine material. The jokes rely heavily on corny puns and mispronounced words resulting from George's hearing problem. The script is weak on plot and lacks structure. The strength of the play rests in the characterization. Were the actors close to the age of their characters, the play would be more effective.


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2011年7月22日 星期五

Cheryl Cole Jokes About 'X Factor' Ouster

Cheryl Cole is bouncing back after getting the boot from both the U.K. and U.S. versions of Simon Cowell's reality show, The X Factor.


"Listen, from her texts today she’s absolutely fine," her fellow judge on the British show, Louis Walsh, told Cosmo U.K. Wednesday.


"She’s going to be fine. She’s tough on the inside… actually she’s tough on the inside and soft on the outside," said Walsh while laughing.


"You have to be tough in this business. Cheryl has been through so much, she’s under public scrutiny whenever she goes out," he added.


They did find one thing to joke about her short tenure on the show: her bright outfit (see left) that she wore to U.S. auditions, which Walsh has been taking jabs at to cheer her up: "I told her I’m not wearing purple flares or backcombing my hair. She has a good sense of humor so she laughed."


Next plans for Cole?


"She’ll probably do a tour with Girls Aloud, she can do anything she wants. She’s young and she’s gorgeous. And I’ve nothing but good things to say about her," said Walsh. "She has a great career, she loves music, she loves dance and she’s got Will.i.am, she can make great music.”


Walsh says he'll miss her and Dannii Minogue on the judges' table.


"We’re all going to miss the glam factor from Cheryl and Dannii - those two were like peacocks on a Saturday night," he told Cosmo.


When asked if he'd bring her back, he said no: "I’d have Sharon Osbourne back, she was fun and feisty she would have been brilliant, absolutely brilliant.”


Cole's thick accent, weight and low profile in the U.S. are have all been cited as reasons for the departure, but neither the star nor her reps have made any comment.


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Nix the Fat Jokes About Christopher Schwarzenegger; Ever Hear of Puberty?

COMMENTARY | I've been following the Maria Shriver-Arnold Schwarzenegger drama. I'm concerned about Maria, but also Christopher, the agemate of Patty Baena and Arnold's love child. Recent pictures in Radar of Maria and kids prompted "fat kid" jokes about Christopher (see comments section at the end of the article).

There's a good idea; focus on the boy's weight. Make rude remarks about a kid who is already struggling. Parents divorce, dad's infidelity and now finding he has a brother his own age and it's not his mom's child. Because Christopher's weight is so relevant to the issue?

Having celebrity parents isn't easy. Mr. Universe may be a great body builder, but it must not be easy to live with. Especially if you are going through that awkward age. At age 13, you could look like a Greek god and you'd still have things you hate about yourself. It comes with the territory. The only way out is through.

To have a constant reminder of physical perfection (aka dad) in your face constantly would make any teen miserable. To be constantly compared to dad's sculpted physique when your own body and hormones are in major upheaval would be devastating.

Before people start with the "chunky," "chubby," "fat" and "overweight" labels, let me just call to mind a little thing called puberty? In many families, children between the ages of 8 or 9 and 15 or so, go through a pudgy stage.

Call it baby fat or midriff bulge, some kids go through adolescent weight gain. Those kids may have been normal-sized or even skinny as little kids, it doesn't matter. What's important is that they will pass through that chubby phase and emerge thin. The duckling becomes the swan.

Even some doctors don't get puberty changes. They compare kids to charts rather than looking at family biometrics or just common sense. Our older son went through a fat time. We were seeing a chiropractor who said that I should put him on a 1,500 calorie diet. I spoke with an herbalist friend and told her about the doctors concerns. She advised me that if I put him on a diet now, when he might get too thin as he finished growing.

She explained that the body makes that "puppy fat" as a reserve for growing. Sure enough, when he went to Canada with Grandma and Grandpa that summer, he shot up and dropped about 20 pounds.

It helps if parents encourage good eating habits and exercise. It helps if parents model healthy lifestyles. But even if the kid plays video games, sleeps all the time and drinks too much Mountain Dew, the transformation often still happens. It especially happens, if this is a normally active kid who gets good nutrition. Kids are inordinately lazy in puberty, because their bodies are developing. All that change is exhausting.

My second son spent most of his 13-year-old summer crabby, reading in bed and playing Runescape. We knew that this wasn't usual for him and attributed it to puberty. He came back to school having lost about 30 pounds. His classmates didn't recognize him.

I personally think the chubby age is a lovely time in a person's life. I've been a middle school teacher for years and met hundreds of kids. At that age, kids are enthusiastic, eager and full of ideas. They are learning to be caring and compassionate. Just by looking at the photo, with his mother on his arm, I think Christopher must be a pretty neat kid.

Marilisa Kinney Sachteleben writes from 22 years parenting four children and 25 years teaching K-8, special education, adult education and home-school.


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2011年7月21日 星期四

Weinergate: The Best Late-Night Jokes About Rep. Anthony Weiner's Twitter Scandal

New York Rep. Anthony Weiner has become the butt of late-night jokes after nearly-nude photos were sent via his Twitter account to a 21-year-old college student.


At first, the politician tried to downplay "Weinergate" by saying his Twitter account had been hacked. But he released a statement Wednesday admitting the photo -- of a man wearing just boxer shorts -- may be actually of him.


When asked on MSNBC if the photo was him, Weiner said, "You know, I can't say with certitude. My system was hacked. Pictures can be manipulated, pictures can be dropped in and inserted."


Joked Jon Stewart on Comedy Central's the Daily Show Wednesday: "I'm not certain of a lot of things. But there are three things in this world that I know for certain: Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie. OJ killed those people. And what my erect penis looks like in my own underwear from a bird's-eye view."


Stephen Colbert also got in on the action: "I see only two options here: Either Anthony Weiner has too many photos of his junk to keep track of, or 'Certitiude' is his nickname for his penis."


Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson also mocked Weiner. "Congressman Weiner's Twitter account was hacked 'allegedly,' and someone texted a picture of his 'junior senator'? to a college girl. Now this is good news for me because I can Google 'wiener photos' at work and not get fired."


Weiner has downplayed the scandal, which broke over Memorial Day weekend, as a joke too.


"Tivo shot. FB hacked. Is my blender gonna attack me next?" he posted on Twitter with hashtag "#TheToasterIsVeryLoyal."


He also posted on the microblogging site, "Touche Prof Moriarity. More Weiner Jokes for all my guests!"


On CNN Wednesday, he said, "When your name is Weiner, it goes with the territory.”


But, Weiner, who is married to Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, admitted, "There are photographs of me in the world, yes."


The photos first showed up on conservative blog Breitbart.com.


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2011年7月20日 星期三

Chavez jokes about missiles

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Glee Star Roasts Fox News: Jokes That Sarah Palin Will Cameo And Sing ‘I’m Batsh*t Crazy’

Comedian and star of Fox’s hit show Glee, Jane Lynch, took to the stage at News Corp.’s D9 tech conference as “acting CEO” and roasted her bosses, taking aim at many of their high profile media entities. Lynch made jokes about The Wall Street Journal, The Daily and Fox News Channel, but her most outrageous barbs were saved for Fox News targets Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin.


Lynch comically showed little interest in The Daily, saying “never heard of it, never seen it, so clearly I’ll be shutting that down.” And she also announced that she will launch a special Fox News investigation to confirm whether each and every cast member of Glee is actually a “Real American.” As for Beck, she said “I’ve also convinced Glenn Beck to stay on at Fox for one final gig as a dying patient on House.” Most of the jokes received a warm response from the audience who seemed like they didn’t know what to expect next, and it was all capped by a Palin joke that surely caught everyone by surprise:



“We are pretty sure that we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on Glee. She’ll be singing an original tune that I penned, it’s called ‘Look At Me, I’m Batshit Crazy.’”


With Lynch granted emcee duties, actual CEO Rupert Murdoch demonstrates a willingness to allow not all members of the Fox family to always get along. And given the fact that Lynch will be hosting this year’s Emmy’s in September, consider this a preview of her comedic targets that might be expected to come.


Watch the clip below from News Corp.’s D9 tech conference:


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2011年7月19日 星期二

Cowell jokes with Dec about replacing him

'Britain's Got Talent' judge Simon Cowell jokingly seemed to refer to Cheryl Cole on last night's semi-final of the show when he commented "That's showbusiness."1 of 1 

He made the quip referring to the possibility of one of the acts replacing co-presenter Declan Donnelly saying "Ant and Les has got a nice ring to it. As we know, that's showbusiness."


PA reports that Dec responded by saying "He's got it right in for the Geordies this week" with Cowell replying: "I'm in so much trouble tomorrow."


Earlier this week it was announced that Cole would be leaving the US version of 'X Factor' and would not be returning to the UK show either.


 


Everyone's replaceable!


Impressionist Les Gibson received the most public votes to secure a place in the final. His performance included impersonations of Lord Sugar, Gordon Ramsay, Ross Kemp as well as Ant and Dec.


Comic Michael McIntyre said: "I could listen to it all night. You are a real threat in this competition."


The second spot in Saturday's final was a battle between bell ringers and a ballet dancer. Husband-and-wife team Alan and Gay Cooper received one judge's vote, from Holden, who said: "One of the main prizes is to perform in front of the royal family and this year the Queen, and I am going to choose what I think she would like to see at the Royal Variety."


A clearly surprised Cowell voted for dancer James Hobley saying he was "going to take everything back to planet Earth." McIntyre and David Hasslehoff also backed the dancer and he will perform again on Saturday night.


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Chavez condemns US sanctions, jokes about missiles

By CHRISTOPHER TOOTHAKER, Associated Press Christopher Toothaker, Associated Press – Tue?May?31, 9:53?pm?ET

CARACAS, Venezuela – President Hugo Chavez mocked U.S. concerns about Venezuela's ties with Iran on Tuesday, joking that while his adversaries worry about Iranian-made missiles lining his country's coast his government is actually erecting windmills there.

The socialist leader at first said missiles could be launched at Washington and other U.S. cities, then held up a photograph of windmills along the South American country's coast, saying "here they are."

"They are pointing directly at Washington," Chavez joked during a meeting with top government officials that was broadcast on state television.

Chavez — an outspoken critic of Washington's foreign policy — has previously poked fun at fears over Venezuela's increasingly close relationship with Iran, saying that in a joint bicycle factory the two countries are building the "atomic bicycle."

Chavez also condemned U.S. sanctions against Venezuela's state oil company for doing business with Iran.

President Barack Obama's administration slapped sanctions on PDVSA and six other companies from other countries for doing business with Iran that helps fund its nuclear program. The State Department said PDVSA delivered at least two cargoes of refined petroleum products worth about $50 million to Iran between December and March.

Venezuela's close ties with Iran have raised concerns among officials in Washington, who believe Iran is working on a nuclear weapons program.

Chavez has staunchly defended Iran's nuclear energy program, saying it is for peaceful uses only.

Under the sanctions announced last week, Petroleos de Venezuela, or PDVSA, will be barred from any U.S. government contracts, U.S. import-export financing, and export licenses for sensitive technology. But PDVSA will not be banned from selling oil to the United States or dealing with its U.S. subsidiaries.

Chavez said his government is preparing contingency plans to confront the possibility of more severe sanctions.

He did not provide any details of the contingency plans, but Energy Minister Rafael Ramirez has hinted that PDVSA could seek to accelerate initiatives aimed at diversifying PDVSA's clientele, exporting more crude to China and other countries to reduce Venezuela's dependence on the United States.

Venezuela is one of the United States' main suppliers of petroleum.


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2011年7月18日 星期一

Portal 2's Adoption Jokes Anger Adoptive Parent

 By Chris Pereira, 05/18/2011


After mentioning that Portal's protagonist, Chell, is adopted in the first game, that fact is acknowledged (and joked about) in Portal 2 a number of times. It seemed harmless enough to me, and I hadn't seen any complaints about them or the numerous fat jokes scattered through out the game. However, a North Carolina man, whose daughter is adopted, feels the adoption jokes are unacceptable. (There are some light Portal 2 spoilers ahead and in the video above.)

Neal Stapel's 10-year-old daughter, Marsha, was adopted from China. He was playing the game with her when one of the adoption jokes came up. During the sequence, which you can see here, Wheatley says, "Alright, fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty, fatty, no parents," which GLaDOS follows up on by whispering to the player, "For the record, you are adopted, and that's terrible, but just stick with me."

Stapel found this to be bad -- really bad. "I didn't know what to do," he said in an interview with WBTV. "I still don't know what to do."

"If you're not an adoptive parent, it's probably not that big a deal to you," he continued. "If you are an adoptive parent, it was, literally, the worst thing I could possibly have heard."

"It throws the question, the most ultimate question that child is ever going to have for you, and it just throws it right in your living room," he said. Stapel's daughter claims she didn't hear the joke, to which he says, "To me, that message means she's not ready to talk about it and I'm not gonna force it."

WBTV's reporter, Brigida Mack, claims the game is "billed as educational," saying this is because "you sort of have to figure out a way to get out of every single room," which hardly strikes me as the qualification needed for something to be considered educational. She also says that Sony distributed Portal, when, in fact, Electronic Arts was the distributor of the Valve-developed game's retail version.

At the end of her report, she clarified that the Stapel family doesn't dislike the game. "I do want to add that they still like the game," she said. "It's just that one part he says he feels is unacceptable."



 

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2011年7月17日 星期日

'South Park' Works in Schwarzenegger Jokes

 No one is safe from "South Park," including the former Governator.

Those folks over at "South Park"?sure do work fast. They managed to squeeze in some rips on Arnold Schwarzenegger at the beginning of the "T.M.I"?episode.

You don't need all my jibber-jabber, here's a clip.

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Leno jokes about Arnold love-child situation

LOS ANGELES - Arnold Schwarzenegger's affair continues to be fodder for the late-night shows.

Thursday night, Jay Leno compared the former Governor to another politician.

"How about the maid?" laughs Leno. "This woman kept their love child a secret for 14 years. Today, John Edwards said, 'Why can't I meet a chick like that?'"

The Tonight Show host also predicted this is not the end of Arnold's entertainment career.

"As you know, there is a certain protocol you have to follow in scandals like this," Leno joked. "You know what's going to happen next. Arnold will check into a sexual-addiction clinic and next season, the maid will have won 'Dancing With the Stars.' It's the American way!"

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2011年7月16日 星期六

Friday's Edge: Hey, the jokes are on us (again)

It's Friday, which means we gladly turn over this space to our readers – or at least people claiming to be our readers – to share with us some of their favorite jokes. Of course, we can't print most of them, but here's a couple we can, the first an oldy but a goody courtesy of regular contributor (well, twice, at least) Marjorie Olsen of Beaverton.

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagan?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so tell me now. Was it Tina Morris?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Masterson?"

"I'll never tell."

" Cathy Price?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Rene Jameson, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs.

"You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for four months.

"Now you go and behave yourself."

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and four good leads."

And this one we actually haven't heard before, from Dean Greiner.

There's a small town on the southern Oregon coast with two claims to fame: a research facility doing studies on porpoises and being the winter home for a small circus. The circus animals are very old and inactive. On the other hand, researchers have found that feeding seagulls to the porpoises will let them live forever. The only drawback is the porpoises have to be fed at exactly the same time each day (bear with us here).

One day, a researcher found an older lion lying on the trail to the beach. Since he had to feed the porpoises at a specific time, he leaped over the lion and got to the shore.

The next day, the sheriff presented an arrest warrant to the researcher. The charge -- "transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises."


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GM jokes about NBA lottery fix

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There are at least two sides to every story, so one can wonder whether David Stern will see the humor in David Khan's comments about the lottery after another Minnesota loss. [Kahn] was standing there with Utah General Manager Kevin O'Connor and 14-year-old Nick Gilbert -- the son of Cleveland Cavs owner Dan Gilbert and a young man battling a rare nerve disorder. "I did tell [O'Connor] ... as soon as the 14-year-old kid joined us, we were toast," Kahn said. "There was no way the 14-year-old was about to be denied in a league that has a habit of compelling story lines." He was joking, folks. Kahn was not suggesting that Cleveland's getting the top pick right after losing LeBron James -- and with a first-round choice acquired in a trade with the Clippers! -- was anything other than lottery luck. (Star Tribune) Comment


Currently on vacation, Sidney Crosby will reportedly meet with his concussion specialist, Dr. Michael Collins, before the end of the month. Assuming he sticks to his plan to be back in town by then, that is. [Ray] Shero said Crosby "has been on vacation for a couple of weeks," apparently including a trip with some teammates to the Cannes Film Festival in France. Crosby, who didn't play after Jan. 5 because of a concussion, had been participating in some no-contact practices and game-day skates during the Penguins' first-round playoff series last month against Tampa Bay. He was, however, advised at one point by Collins to stay off skates for about a week. They were supposed to meet and evaluate Crosby's workout regimen April 28, but the Penguins season ended April 27, eliminating any need for that session. (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) Comment


Add another log on the smoldering Cardinals-Reds fire, this one carried by Tony La Russa, who didn't take kindly to Reds broadcaster Marty Brennaman's assessment of his team. On Monday, Brennaman called [Chris Carpenter] a "whiner and excuse-maker" on the air. He also referred to [Dave Duncan] as "infantile." Duncan was among those on the Cardinals bench yelling at Cordero during the game. Brennaman said that the Cardinals "might be the most disliked team in baseball." ... Before the Cardinals' game Tuesday in St. Louis, manager Tony La Russa noted that Brennaman is in the broadcasters' wing of baseball's Hall of Fame. "He earned the right to get into the Hall of Fame," La Russa said. "And now he ought to keep earning that respect instead of abusing it." Animosity between the teams has built quickly in the past year. (Chicagobreakingsports.com) Comment


Mavericks fans were feeling true blue before Game One of the Western Conference Finals against the Oklahoma City Thunder at the American Airlines Center in Dallas. (Photo by Jerome Miron/US Presswire)


The Bruins and Lightning combine for 11 goals in a wildly entertaining Game 2.


The Heat try to bounce back against the Bulls in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals, 8:30 p.m. ET, TNT

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2011年7月15日 星期五

Director apologizes for Nazi jokes in Cannes

CANNES, France?— Danish director Lars von Trier apologized on Wednesday for joking about Nazis and Hitler to reporters at the Cannes film festival, remarks that shocked organizers and caused offense among Jewish groups.

The maverick film maker is at the cinema showcase with competition entry "Melancholia," a grand cinematic statement on life, death and the universe which wowed a packed audience at a press screening in the giant Grand Theater Lumiere.

But his provocative comments, which appeared to have been made in jest, overshadowed the triumph some journalists and critics felt his movie to be and may harm his chances of winning the Palme d'Or in Cannes for best picture.

"You can't award him a Palme d'Or, politically," said Jason Solomons, chairman of the Film Critics' Circle in London who is in Cannes for the May 11-22 festival.

"People might say it should go to the art and not the artist, but these days I don't think that's true or right," he told Reuters after hearing von Trier's remarks.

Festival organizers demanded an explanation from the 55-year-old filmmaker, and von Trier issued the following statement: "If I have hurt someone this morning by the words I said at the press conference, I sincerely apologize.

"I am not anti-Semitic or racially prejudiced in any way, nor am I a Nazi."

His comments dominated press coverage from Cannes on Wednesday. The Hollywood Reporter remarked that the director had "pulled a Mel Gibson," in reference to the latter's anti-Semitic slurs in 2006 that badly harmed his reputation.

The American Gathering of Holocaust Survivors and their Descendants said in a statement: "Holocaust survivors condemn Von Trier's repulsive comments as an insensitive exploitation of victims' suffering for self-serving promotion and publicity.

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"We cannot give a review of his film, but as a person von Trier is a moral failure."

At the press conference for "Melancholia," the director who won the Palme d'Or in 2000 was asked to expand on comments he made in an interview about his interest in the Nazi aesthetic.

"I thought I was a Jew for a long time and was very happy being a Jew," said von Trier, who, according to biographies was told by his mother on her death bed that the father he had known all his life was not his real father.

"Then later on came (Jewish and Danish director) Susanne Bier and then suddenly I wasn't so happy about being a Jew. No, that was a joke, sorry.

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"But it turned out I was not a Jew but even if I'd been a Jew I would be kind of a second rate Jew because there is kind of a hierarchy in the Jewish population.

"But anyway, I really wanted to be a Jew and then I found out I was really a Nazi, you know, because my family was German ... which also gave me some pleasure."

"Melancholia" star Kirsten Dunst looked uncomfortable as he made his remarks, which took reporters by surprise.

"What can I say? I understand Hitler. I think he did some wrong things, yes absolutely, but I can see him sitting in his bunker in the end.

"I think I understand the man. He's not what you would call a good guy, but I understand much about him and I sympathize with him a little bit. But come on, I'm not for the Second World War, and I'm not against Jews.

"I am of course very much for Jews. No, not too much because Israel is a pain in the ass. But still, how can I get out of this sentence?"

He expressed admiration for Nazi architect Albert Speer before ending another rambling sentence with: "OK, I'm a Nazi."

One reporter asked whether he could imagine making a movie that was even bigger in scale than "Melancholia."

"Yeah, that's what we Nazis ... we have a tendency to try to do things on a greater scale. Yeah, maybe you could persuade me." He also muttered "the final solution with journalists."

As the press conference broke up, Dunst, who was no longer smiling, could be heard saying: "Oh Lars, that was intense."

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2011年7月14日 星期四

End of the world May 21st? Harold Camping’s prediction fodder for jokes

Is doomsday upon us?


Who knows, but it sure is providing ample material for comedians — professional and not-so professional.


One of the best I’ve seen on Twitter so far:

From Twitter user @craigary


Have another fun one to share? Leave it in the comments below.


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Director Trier shocks Cannes with Nazi, Hitler jokes

CANNES, France (Reuters) – Danish director Lars Von Trier jokingly declared himself a Nazi at a press conference at the Cannes film festival on Wednesday, causing consternation among the assembled reporters and offense among Jewish groups.

The maverick film maker is at the cinema showcase with competition entry "Melancholia," a grand cinematic statement on life, death and the universe which wowed a packed audience at a press screening in the giant Grand Theater Lumiere.

But his provocative comments, which appeared to have been made in jest, threatened to overshadow the triumph some journalists and critics felt his movie to be and may harm his chances of winning the Palme d'Or in Cannes for best picture.

"You can't award him a Palme d'Or, politically," said Jason Solomons, chairman of the Film Critics' Circle in London, who is in Cannes for the May 11-22 festival.

"People might say it should go to the art and not the artist, but these days I don't think that's true or right," he told Reuters after hearing Von Trier's remarks.

The Hollywood Reporter remarked that the 55-year-old had "pulled a Mel Gibson," in reference to the latter's anti-Semitic slurs in 2006 that badly harmed his reputation.

The American Gathering of Holocaust Survivors and their Descendants said in a statement: "Holocaust survivors condemn Von Trier's repulsive comments as an insensitive exploitation of victims' suffering for self-serving promotion and publicity.

"We cannot give a review of his film, but as a person Von Trier is a moral failure."

Flanked at the news conference by his two leading stars Charlotte Gainsbourg and Kirsten Dunst, Von Trier made several references to making a long porn film featuring the actresses.

"I UNDERSTAND HITLER"

As the conference drew to a close, the director, who won the Palme d'Or in 2000 with "Dancer in the Dark," was asked to expand on comments he made in a recent interview regarding his interest in the Nazi aesthetic.

"I thought I was a Jew for a long time and was very happy being a Jew," said Von Trier, who, according to biographies was told by his mother on her death bed that the father he had known all his life was not his real father.

"Then later on came (Jewish and Danish director) Susanne Bier and then suddenly I wasn't so happy about being a Jew. No, that was a joke, sorry.

"But it turned out I was not a Jew but even if I'd been a Jew I would be kind of a second rate Jew because there is kind of a hierarchy in the Jewish population.

"But anyway, I really wanted to be a Jew and then I found out I was really a Nazi, you know, because my family was German ... which also gave me some pleasure."

Dunst looked uncomfortable as he continued his remarks, which clearly took reporters by surprise.

"What can I say? I understand Hitler. I think he did some wrong things, yes absolutely, but I can see him sitting in his bunker in the end.

"I think I understand the man. He's not what you would call a good guy, but I understand much about him and I sympathize with him a little bit. But come on, I'm not for the Second World War, and I'm not against Jews.

"I am of course very much for Jews. No, not too much because Israel is a pain in the ass. But still, how can I get out of this sentence?"

He expressed admiration for Nazi architect Albert Speer before ending another rambling sentence with: "OK, I'm a Nazi."

One reporter asked whether he could imagine making a movie that was even bigger in scale than "Melancholia."

"Yeah, that's what we Nazis ... we have a tendency to try to do things on a greater scale. Yeah, may be you could persuade me." He also muttered "the final solution with journalists."

As the press conference broke up, Dunst, who was no longer smiling, could be heard saying: "Oh Lars, that was intense."

(Reporting by Mike Collett-White, editing by Paul Casciato)


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2011年7月13日 星期三

Director apologizes for Nazi, Hitler jokes in Cannes

CANNES, France (Reuters) – Danish director Lars Von Trier apologized on Wednesday for joking about Nazis and Hitler to reporters at the Cannes film festival, remarks that shocked organizers and caused offence among Jewish groups.

The maverick film maker is at the cinema showcase with competition entry "Melancholia," a grand cinematic statement on life, death and the universe which wowed a packed audience at a press screening in the giant Grand Theater Lumiere.

But his provocative comments, which appeared to have been made in jest, overshadowed the triumph some journalists and critics felt his movie to be and may harm his chances of winning the Palme d'Or in Cannes for best picture.

"You can't award him a Palme d'Or, politically," said Jason Solomons, chairman of the Film Critics' Circle in London who is in Cannes for the May 11-22 festival.

"People might say it should go to the art and not the artist, but these days I don't think that's true or right," he told Reuters after hearing Von Trier's remarks.

Festival organizers demanded an explanation from the 55-year-old film maker, and Von Trier issued the following statement: "If I have hurt someone this morning by the words I said at the press conference, I sincerely apologize.

"I am not anti-Semitic or racially prejudiced in any way, nor am I a Nazi."

His comments dominated press coverage from Cannes on Wednesday. The Hollywood Reporter remarked that the director had "pulled a Mel Gibson," in reference to the latter's anti-Semitic slurs in 2006 that badly harmed his reputation.

The American Gathering of Holocaust Survivors and their Descendants said in a statement: "Holocaust survivors condemn Von Trier's repulsive comments as an insensitive exploitation of victims' suffering for self-serving promotion and publicity.

"We cannot give a review of his film, but as a person Von Trier is a moral failure."

"I UNDERSTAND HITLER"

At the press conference for "Melancholia," the director who won the Palme d'Or in 2000 was asked to expand on comments he made in an interview about his interest in the Nazi aesthetic.

"I thought I was a Jew for a long time and was very happy being a Jew," said Von Trier, who, according to biographies was told by his mother on her death bed that the father he had known all his life was not his real father.

"Then later on came (Jewish and Danish director) Susanne Bier and then suddenly I wasn't so happy about being a Jew. No, that was a joke, sorry.

"But it turned out I was not a Jew but even if I'd been a Jew I would be kind of a second rate Jew because there is kind of a hierarchy in the Jewish population.

"But anyway, I really wanted to be a Jew and then I found out I was really a Nazi, you know, because my family was German ... which also gave me some pleasure."

"Melancholia" star Kirsten Dunst looked uncomfortable as he made his remarks, which took reporters by surprise.

"What can I say? I understand Hitler. I think he did some wrong things, yes absolutely, but I can see him sitting in his bunker in the end.

"I think I understand the man. He's not what you would call a good guy, but I understand much about him and I sympathize with him a little bit. But come on, I'm not for the Second World War, and I'm not against Jews.

"I am of course very much for Jews. No, not too much because Israel is a pain in the ass. But still, how can I get out of this sentence?"

He expressed admiration for Nazi architect Albert Speer before ending another rambling sentence with: "OK, I'm a Nazi."

One reporter asked whether he could imagine making a movie that was even bigger in scale than "Melancholia."

"Yeah, that's what we Nazis ... we have a tendency to try to do things on a greater scale. Yeah, maybe you could persuade me." He also muttered "the final solution with journalists."

As the press conference broke up, Dunst, who was no longer smiling, could be heard saying: "Oh Lars, that was intense."

(Reporting by Mike Collett-White; editing by Philippa Fletcher)


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It seems hilariously obvious to anybody reading the transcript of his “Melancholia” press conference that Lars von Trier was joking when he comically went off on his fellow Dane, Oscar winning director Susanne Bier (who is Jewish, and a friend of his) and tossed in a few words about Hitler at a press conference at Cannes.


He said he had decided was a Nazi and that he understands Hitler.


Here’s the video of the comments in question.


The first reports of this press conference suggested that the folks there sort of got it, too. Though some (check out cast member Kirsten Dunst, failing to laugh when she should have) perhaps not picking up on Von Trier’s gift for the deadpan delivery of outrageous statements (He does this sort of thing in most interviews, told me once how useless he thought his cast when I got him on set of one of his films) were a bit slack-jawed.


The Cannes organizers have gotten into a bigger and bigger huff over it.
They’ve banned him from Cannes. “Persona non grata.” Bummer.


Where is their collective sense of humor? Maybe Bier ought to say something. Or is it funnier to watch Von Trier twist in the wind?


Watch the video. Did you think he was joking?


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Interesting how they ban Lars for making a questionable joke but they fall all over themselves when Roman Polanski walks into the room. At least they’re still keeping Melancholia around. And it looks like Kirsten Dunst’s humor is on par with her acting ability.

Reply Posted by: Shawn |Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 12:45 PM


Polanski is a genius!

Reply Posted by: Ace |Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 1:21 PM


If your idea of a genius is a pedophile, I guess you must think the coverup report just released by the Catholic Church is also a work of genius. Many of us think otherwise.

Reply Posted by: Argy Bargy |Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 3:02 PM


I read all about this before seeing the clip itself. I went in thinking, ok, maybe he’s really joking. But there’s nothing remotely funny about the content, and there’s nothing in his delivery that tells me he’s being funny. Deadpan delivery has its own trademarks … I just don’t see it here.


The sight of the lovely Ms. Dunst shooting him dagger after dagger is an odd sort of entertainment, though.

Reply Posted by: Christian Toto |Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 3:45 PM


Further context, he’d just cracked that his star, Kirsten Dunst, was doing a “porno” next.
He was joking. That’s probably why she wasn’t laughing. And for a Dane, he’s no Victor Borge. The Bier jabs gave it away for me. They have been friends/rivals for ages.
To me, Dunst could have laughed at the right moment and ended the whole thing, right then and there. He was fishing for a laugh that didn’t come. Been there, done that. So has Michael Richards, among others.
And Bier will probably be the one who speaks up and makes all right in the ex-Dogme 95 Universe.

Posted by: otownrog |Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 4:10 PM


It doesn’t look he has the gift of deadpan delivery at all.


Watch the longer version. No idea he’s rambling about, other than Hitler and Nazis.

Reply Posted by: oldhat |Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 4:57 PM


They ban a guy for a few jokes and let that child-molesting Piece of S*&tT travel anywhere and do whatever he wants, the French are a nation of whores… the next time Gerrmany comes in to say hello, we drop them Berlitz or Rosetta stone courses so they can learn the language cause they’re on their own!!

Reply Posted by: rick sarter |Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 5:23 PM


Polanski is a child rapist.

Reply Posted by: Laura |Friday, May 20, 2011 at 6:41 AM


Please watch *Wanted and Desired* – a great documentary on the Polanski case. Inform yourself.

Reply Posted by: Mike |Friday, May 20, 2011 at 6:47 PM


Seriously? The French “soul searching” that’s going on right now might very well be spilling over to Polanski. Protecting a groper/rapist is little better than looking the other way at a serial pedophile, whose victims are not limited to the one that got him convicted.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-another-woman-accuses-roman-polanski-rape-takes-case-district-attorney

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