2011年8月31日 星期三

AAA to AA+: Here come the battery jokes!

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- S&P's rating downgrade of the United States has hit a nerve with the public, sparking outrage, confusion and even jokes.

Never before has the world's largest economy been stripped of its prized triple-A status. That changed Friday, when Standard & Poor's downgraded the U.S. to AA+, a rating still considered high quality, but no longer on top.

After an event like this, whoever thought batteries could be so funny?

Twitter user scaryduck posted: "They've changed the US from AAA to AA. All this time and they didn't realise they were using the wrong batteries."

And simon_price01 said: "Until today I didn't even know America ran on batteries, never mind what size."

Others poked fun at the U.S. for no longer being No. 1. After boasting the triple-A credit rating since 1917, the U.S. is suddenly considered less creditworthy than 15 other countries, (and even the small Isle of Man), which still have the rating.

@GBeerLego wrote: "Canada currently beating us. Not a hockey update, but a credit report?!?"

Even economist Nouriel Roubini, known for predicting the 2008 financial crisis, chimed in from a fishing trip in Maine.

"Caught a just downgraded AA+ 11-inch Maine bass. Gotta cross to Canada across lake for AAA fish!" he tweeted..

On Saturday, the phrases "AAA to AA" and "S&P" were two of the most popular terms used on Twitter.

"America went from the AAA to AA? Yay, we're the same bra size!" wrote verymarykate on Twitter.

NoraMKE said, "Yo momma so poor she raised her debt ceiling and the S&P STILL downgraded her."

But of course, not all the commentary is light. The angry public discourse was dominated by finger-pointing in every direction.

Look no further than the roughly 6,000 comments CNNMoney readers have left so far on our initial article about the downgrade.

"Obama is the captain of the ship and he has allowed it to run into the iceberg," wrote a user called GetErDonee.

Another, named DChmu wrote: "Thanks Republican conservatives for running the country into the ground, expecting the Democrats to clean up your mess, and throwing every road block you could in the way of doing just that!"

Others criticized Standard and Poor's, after the company at first miscalculated the growth trajectory of the nation's debt, but then went through with the downgrade anyway.

"If Standard & Poor's is off by trillions in their analysis, then governments and businesses need to seriously question the credibility and competency of this company," wrote atilaDetroit.?To top of page


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2011年8月30日 星期二

George Lopez jokes about cancellation of 'Lopez Tonight,' references Charlie Sheen

George Lopez joked about the cancellation of "Lopez Tonight" on the TBS talk show and even paid tribute to troubled actor Charlie Sheen.

The cable network had announced on Wednesday that it had decided not to renew the late-night series, whose ratings have declined since its 2009 debut.

"Unemployment is at an all-time high and for Latinos, it just got a little higher," Lopez said during his monologue on "Lopez Tonight" on Wednesday. "We're not saying goodbye - we're saying cable doesn't work."

"Everybody asks ... 'What are you going to do now?'" Lopez added. "Like every TV star before me - I'm gonna find some crack. I'm going to get on the pipe. But I'm taking it good. My goddesses are a wreck. They left me and I'm losing teeth."

Sheen, who has battled alcohol and drug abuse for years, was fired from the hit CBS series "Two and a Half Man" in March after he insulted show co-creator Chuck Lorre in the media and following a rehab stint.

Before he was axed, Sheen, the top-paid TV actor at the time, was suspended from the show. He appeared on various news programs, touting his "winning," party-loving lifestyle and live-in girlfriends, or "goddesses." The actor maintained he was sober, dubbed himself a "rock star from Mars" and demanded a pay raise.

After TBS announced "Lopez Tonight" was canceled, Lopez received Twitter messages of support from fans as well as from several of his fellow comedians and actors, including Ashton Kutcher, who is replacing Sheen on "Two and a Half Men" when it returns for a ninth season in September.

"Hey @georgelopez sending love your way flaco," Kutcher Tweeted.

"Thank you El Kutch!" Lopez responded. "How about 3 1/2 men? I'm ready and close by!"

The news of the cancellation of "Lopez Tonight" even spurred a display of unity between comedienne and actress Roseanne Barr and her ex-husband, actor Tom Arnold.

"So sorry to hear of your cancellation--you are great!" Barr Tweeted, to which Arnold responded: "Finally something we agree on! Good luck George."

Others who expressed support for Lopez on Twitter include Margaret Cho, Judah Friedlander, "ER" and "Mulan" star Ming-Na, Holly Robinson Peete of "21 Jump Street" and the daytime series "The Talk," Niecy Nash, "Private Practice" actress Kate Walsh and "Rizzoli & Isles" star Angie Harmon, who was scheduled to appear on the show on Monday.

Lopez rose to fame as a comedian and later starred in his own scripted comedy series, "George Lopez," which aired originally between 2002 and 2007.

Lopez also appears in films and has voiced characters in animated movies such as "Beverly Hills Chihuahua," "Rio" and "The Smurfs." He recently filmed the comedy film "The Skank Robbers" with Halle Berry, Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence.

The final episode of "Lopez Tonight" airs on Thursday, August 11, at its regular timeslot of midnight and is set to feature Eva Longoria from "Desperate Housewives," which was also canceled recently and is set to air its eighth and final season in September.

Others set to appear on "Lopez Tonight" on Thursday are actor Benjamin Bratt, NBA player Ron Artest of the Los Angeles Lakers, former Guns n' Roses guitarist Slash and comedian Russell Peters.

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Tea Party official jokes on Facebook about killing Obamas

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Shery Smith (Source: Facebook)


By: Logan Smith (WIS)
Published: August 12, 2011 ? ?Comments | Post a Comment SUMTER, SC --

The chairwoman of the Sumter Tea Party is taking some heat after posting a joke on Facebook about killing the president and first lady.


Shery Lanford Smith posted the joke on her public profile Thursday afternoon, according to a screen-capture taken by the Sumter Item's Nick McCormac. Smith removed the post after being asked about it.


In the joke, the Obamas' helicopter pilot says to his co-pilot, "I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy!" Smith also posted, "If you're one of [the] 256 million, pass it on," implying she herself would be happy to see the Obamas killed.


The joke has been circulating for years in various forms which have included the names of multiple political figures. "It's just a joke," Smith told the Item when contacted about her post. "I had no idea it would be an issue."


Smith was elected chairwoman of the Sumter Tea Party in February 2011, according to the organization's now-defunct website.


While Smith's joke was clearly posted in jest, this isn't the first time a South Carolina political figure has come under fire for inflammatory Facebook posts. In 2009, longtime SCGOP activist Rusty DePass drew national attention after posting that an escaped gorilla was probably "just one of Michelle [Obama]'s ancestors."


In July, the co-chairman of the Kershaw County Republican Party was asked to resign after 'liking' a post which outlines when one should "shoot a cop." That article was posted by the Kershaw County Patriots, another tea party-affiliated group.

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2011年8月29日 星期一

Kirstie Alley calls out David Letterman for 'fat' jokes

 

The weekend is all about catching up on important things we missed during the week. Or napping. Anyhow, this falls into the first category: On Thursday (July 28), Kirstie Alley stopped by the "Late Show" to take David Letterman to task for a series of fat jokes he told while she was competing on "Dancing with the Stars" in the spring.


"I feel like I'm a little estranged from you," says Alley in the clip above. "I thought you loved me madly, but then you talked about me being a little 'chub'."


Letterman admits to having poked fun at Alley's weight, at which point the actress produces a list of said jokes to read back to Dave:


"Kirstie Alley joining Dancing with the Stars. If you don't already own one, now might be a good time to get a wide-screen TV."


"Last night on 'Dancing,' Kirstie Alley fell on the dance floor. How many of you felt it? However, the judges scored her an 8 -- on the Richter scale."


"I did these because I felt like I had your tacit approval," says a none-too-concerned Letterman.


"I said it was okay," Alley replies, "So that was like go ahead and tell 50 of them?"


Yup.


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George Lopez Jokes About Cancellation, Compares Himself to Charlie Sheen (Video)

Now that George Lopez's TBS late-night show is canceled, he's following in the footsteps of another TV actor… Charlie Sheen.


"I'm taking it good, but my goddesses are a wreck… they left me," joked Lopez Wednesday. "And I'm losing teeth."


Lopez also quipped: "In case you did not see the news on unemployment, it's at an all-time high? and for Latinos, it just got a little higher."


"Big news: Sony just announced they're doing a sequel to the Smurf's movie, so today I lost some work because I'm brown, but I got some work because I'm blue," he added.


"We're not saying goodbye, we're just saying cable doesn't work," he went on.


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2011年8月28日 星期日

'The Mo'Nique Show': Funniest Comedian Yet

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2011年8月27日 星期六

George Lopez Speaks About Show Cancellation, Still Has Jokes

George Lopez’s TBS late night talk show Lopez Tonight was cancelled but the comedian is taking it in stride. During his opening monologue last night he turned the bad news into a comedic routine.

“So hey! Did you guys see the news?” he asked. “Unemployment is at an all-time high and for Latinos it just got a little higher.”

But George is trying to stay positive.

“I did get some good news this morning though. Sony announced they were doing a sequel to The Smurfs movie,” George said while wiping his brow. “So today I lost some work because I’m brown, but also I got some work because I’m blue.”

OK! Magazine caught up with the comedian to see what he was working on and a jokey Lopez still had people laughin.

“And really almost like every TV star who loses his job. Now what am I going to do, everybody asks. What am I going to do now? Like every TV star before I’m going to find some crack,” he joked. “I’m going to get on the pipe. Lose that unwanted 110 pounds I’ve been trying to lose.”

All jokes aside, he added that this really won’t be the last we see of him but the lesson he learned in this is that cable isn’t always the best place for a late night show. It works for small few but he just didn’t have that fortune.


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Video: Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari crack jokes in "30 Minutes or Less"

 21st Century "Conan" & Cast Walk the LA Black Carpet 4:11 August 12, 2011

21st Century "Conan" & Cast Walk the LA Black CarpetStars of the new "Conan" movie gathered in Hollywood for the film's premiere. Scott Edward reports.

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2011年8月26日 星期五

Fletcher’s smart meter jokes not appreciated

Published: August 08, 2011 1:00 PM
Updated: August 08, 2011 1:43 PM

Editor: Enough with the tinfoil hat jokes.?Black Press legislative reporter Tom Fletcher (B.C. Views, The Times, Aug. 2) has now joined the ranks of other journalists who use sarcasm and damaging accusations to muddy the waters of understanding and awareness.

In his column headlined “Greens lose credibility,” he dismisses the growing wealth of scientific research and information that strongly supports what people like Elizabeth May and Jane Sterk were brave enough to put forward in their press conference last week.

To enter into a constructive conversation with a powerful conglomerate like Hydro and the provincial Liberals isn’t often attempted.?To face ridicule when presenting a reasonable, balanced alternative view is a sad commentary on our media and on us as a society.

Must we ignore any opinion or insight that doesn’t reinforce our own?? If so, how will we gain or cultivate any kind of reasonable perspective?

To date, in most newspapers there has been precious little balanced local information presented about smart meters.? This in light of the fact that, if Hydro has its way, in spite of a growing outcry, these wireless meters, with all their drawbacks, will be mounted on every home and business in B.C. ?And most people here are still saying, “What’s a smart meter?”

This is becoming a very real issue for those who care about their personal security, cost of living, safety, health, human rights and our children’s future.

In attempting to discredit the WHO’s rating of RF radiation as a possible 2B carcinogen by pointing to pickled vegetables, Fletcher embarrasses himself yet again.

He conveniently fails to tell anyone that the 2B rating also places RF in the same category with lead, chloroform, DDT, diesel exhaust, dry cleaning chemicals and about 200 other possible carcinogens. Among them are, yes, pickled vegetables from China, where questionable chemicals are used in their manufacturing.

There is much to learn.

Deployment of a radiation-emitting device on every home and business in the province, without due diligence, public education or oversight, is alarming to say the least.?B.C. Hydro executives have joined with big business, “green washing” their message, manipulating the public in ways that will have major human, environmental and societal costs.

Please listen up, journalists who jump on bandwagons and write without knowing what you are writing about. Read the literature you are avoiding and discounting.

Look more deeply at the gold standard, peer-reviewed and published scientific studies and the highly qualified sources listed and showcased on the websites you haven’t bothered to search, and the books you haven’t time to read.?Listen to brave voices.

Visit?www.citizensforsafetechnology.org.?Research, and read intelligently, findings and insights unfamiliar to you, before putting your own ignorance on display.

Linda Ewart

White Rock


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21 Notes and Inside Jokes Hidden in Mac and Windows Software

By Dylan Love Aug 9 2011, 3:44 PM ET

Editor's Note: Secret notes and messages have been hidden in computer code since developers started writing it. Back in January, we assembled a list of nine Apple Easter eggs that we found in the icons used for various programs and products. Here, Business Insider has taken that to the next level, spotlighting more than 20 eggs tucked away in Mac and Windows software, from a game of Tetris to an ASCII version of Star Wars.

An "Easter egg" is a hidden message or in-joke that software developers will sneak into whatever project they're working on.

There are plenty in OSX and Windows. We even found a few in Firefox, including a message from a gang of robots and an alternative 'About' page that predicts nothing less that global domination.

We've gathered them here for you so you can see the secrets hidden in the software you already have.


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2011年8月25日 星期四

Ben Stiller launches 'See Jennifer Aniston Naked Foundation': Video

Friday, August 12 2011, 17:23 BST Ben Stiller has jokingly launched the 'See Jennifer Aniston Naked Foundation' to raise funds for charity.

The comic teased in a video for his Ben Stiller Foundation that renaming the group after Aniston is bound to increase donations for Haitian children.


A confused Aniston is shown the 'See Jennifer Aniston Naked Foundation' during the PSA's climax and angrily tells off Stiller for his attempts to use her body to promote his charity.


Watch the 'See Jennifer Aniston Naked Foundation' PSA below:


Stiller's actual charitable foundation has raised thousands to help build a new school for children affected by the 2010 Haitian earthquake.


The Tower Heist actor and former US President Bill Clinton will host a benefit for the Ben Stiller Foundation at New York City's Skylight Soho in September.


Tower Heist, starring Stiller and Eddie Murphy, opens in the US and UK on November 4.


> Ben Stiller to remake The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
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Watch a trailer for Tower Heist below:


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2011年8月24日 星期三

Republicans stop laughing after Obama impersonator turns jokes on them | Richard Adams

Obama impersonator Reggie Brown Obama impersonator Reggie Brown on stage at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans. Photograph: Patrick Semansky/AP

Maybe it was the steamy weather in New Orleans but delegates at the Republican Leadership Conference quickly lost their sense of humour when an Obama impersonator switched from jokes at the president's expense to poking fun at the Republican presidential contenders.

Reggie Brown, a comedian and Obama look-alike, had attendees rolling in the aisles with his racially-tinged one-liners aimed at Obama, including one referring to Obama's parentage:

My favourite month is February, Black history month. You see, Michelle celebrates the full month, and I celebrate half.

But the laughs turned to boos when Brown began targetting Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Tim Pawlenty among the Republican presidential contenders, with the conference organiser turning off the microphone and having Brown escorted from the stage.

Reggie Brown performing at the Republican Leadership Conference

The president of the Republican Leadership Conference, Charlie Davis, said he made the decision to take Brown off, telling the Washington Post: "I pulled him off the stage. I just thought he had gone too far. He was funny the first 10 or 15 minutes, but it was inappropriate, it was getting ridiculous."

Organisers also blamed the abrupt finish on Brown's act over-running its alloted time slot.

The first part of Brown's act made reference to the so-called "birther" controversy, mentioning Obama's place of birth Hawaii "or, as the Tea Partiers still call it, Kenya" before venturing further into dangerous territory in comparing the president's mother to the Kardashian sisters reality TV stars:

My father was a black man from Kenya and my mother was a white woman from Kansas. So, yes, my mother loved a black man and, no, she was not a Kardashian.

The allusion there – apparently understood by the largely middle-aged Republican audience – is to Kim and Khloe Kardashian, who have both had relationships with high profile black athletes, with Khloe married to Lakers star Lamar Odom.

Brown's act included "computer technology to predict what Michelle and I are going to look like at the end of my first term," flashing up a photograph of Redd Foxx from the 1970s sitcom Sanford and Son (the US version of the British comedy Steptoe and Son)

Scattered boos started when Brown/Obama began making fun of the various Republican presidential contenders, and was just starting on a joke about Michele Bachmann when the sound was cut and a moderator appeared to usher Brown off the stage.

How bad was Brown's act? According to Ta-Nehisi Coates at the Atlantic:

It doesn't strike me as offensive so much as really, really, really off in every way possible. Just a lack of self-awareness all around.

You can watch the full 20 minutes of Brown's act here, starting from the 2:04 mark.


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GOP Convention Ousts Obama Impersonator for Racial Jokes

The talk of Saturday's Republican Leadership conference was comedian and professional Obama impersonator Reggie Brown, who was hired to perform his occasionally spot-on caricature of the President. After a slew of questionably appropriate, race-related jokes about Obama, not to mention heavy jabs at GOP candidates, Brown was asked to leave the stage before he could get to Michele Bachmann, the New York Times reports. Video of his act (including the loud music that cuts him off and his escort off stage) is below.

Related: First Republican Primary Debate Postponed

The term being widely used to describe Brown's jokes about Obama is "racially-tinged," so the general consensus is not that they were racist, per se, but they made the "nearly entirely white" audience more than a little uncomfortable. These are some examples of his "racially-tinged" jokes:

Related: The GOP Presidential Field Keeps an Even Lower Profile

"I took a vacation in my birth state, Hawaii, or as the Tea Partiers like to call it, Kenya.”"My favorite month is February, Back History Month. See Michele, she celebrates the whole month. I only celebrate half.""My mother loved a black man, and no, she was not a Kardashian."Brown flashed a picture on the screen of Fred Sanford from “Sanford and Son,” saying that's what Obama would look like when he got older.According to the Times, the audience watched "with befuddlement." But up through the off-color Obama jokes, laughter was often uproarious, based on the video below. And of course, no one seemed to mind any Rep. Weiner jokes, though laughter was a little subdued when he flashed the gray boxer picture that the audience had likely seen already in countless comedy acts. The laughter only really died down when Brown turned his attention to members of the GOP. No one laughed at his crying Boehner impression. He was met with boos when he called Newt Gingrich's campaign "frail, and barely clinging to life."

Related: Bachmann's Presidential Campaign Is 'Beyond Speculation'

The crowd seemed downright angry when he referenced Mitt Romney's Mormon faith by showing a picture of him standing next to multiple wives. He went on to mock Tim Pawlenty's performance during the recent GOP debate by saying that Pawlenty missed the event because he was “having his foot surgically removed from his mouth” and added, “Don’t worry. It’s covered under Obamneycare. Along with spinal transplants.” But he really seemed to cross the line when he said “[CNN’s] John King served him up a ball softer than Barney Frank’s backside.” (Frank is a gay member of Congress from Massachusetts.)

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"Now we got Michele Bachmann," he began. Music began to play. According to the Washington Post, RLC President and CEO Charlie Davis made the decision to pull him offstage, and a man came onstage to physically escort Brown off. “I just thought he had gone too far," Davis said. "He was funny the first 10 or 15 minutes, but it was inappropriate, it was getting ridiculous.”

Related: Bachmann Moderates Her Fiery Rhetoric in Iowa


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2011年8月23日 星期二

Tracy Morgan's Anti-Gay Jokes and What's Behind It All, Part 2

Jun. 15 2011 - 3:45 pm | 1,609 views | 0 recommendations |  Image by David Shankbone via Flickr


This is part two of a discussion about Tracy Morgan’s recent anti-gay remarks during a stand-up routine, and what I feel is really at the heart of the whole matter. Part 1 can be read here.


I think Morgan made those comments regardless of whether or not it’s how he feels in his heart about gay people. Yes, maybe on some level he kind of thinks that some people “want” to be gay if they are gay, and that he probably also on some level rolls his eyes at the discussion about kids being bullied and thinks “toughen up, we all go through it sometimes.” And those are problematic views, obviously. Yet, I don’t think he actually hates gay people or wants to discriminate against them, and I don’t think he would hate his child if the son were gay. I think it’s almost entirely a presentation of views and attitudes distorted (albeit only slightly) and magnified on stage as a reflection of what he perceives to be the views of his primary fanbase. It’s a reflection of things that Morgan might not even care about at all, and might not agree with in large part.


But he said it all anyway. Why? Because there is a pretty strongly anti-gay sentiment that runs through much of the black community in many places, and Morgan has a very large fanbase within those communities. His standup routines tend to reflect a lot of the sentiments and realities from those communities as well, and I think he maintains a certain level of stage persona that is sometimes more about reflecting those sentiments than it is about reflecting his own real inner personality and views. And when he is channeling some of his own feelings and views, I feel that we cannot ignore what might have shaped them.


Morgan said he was bullied as a kid. Morgan said that due to his father’s AIDS-related death, there was additional bullying and adversity due to prejudices and attitudes at the time. It seems likely that living in a community with a lot of anti-gay sentiment, where he himself was subjected to bullying, and where he even saw some of the abuses and indignities brought about due to anti-gay biases, Morgan carried a lot of that pain around inside him, partly as a reflection of his community growing up and partly as a personal frustration and anger on other levels due to facing that kind of prejudice and animosity. When carving out a stage persona that appealed to his audience, then, it probably wouldn’t be very surprising if he dug deep enough to find a lot of those elements. His stage persona and some of his more extreme statements and attitudes are probably far more about presenting an image that reflects (and to some extent satirizes) certain specific attitudes and behaviors he thinks he sees in his audience.


This is a very common tactic among comedians, of course, who will use their own ethnic or economic or religious or whatever group as an identity and then proceed to take on extreme versions of certain caricatures and stereotypes about their own group. Usually, they know that in reflecting those things back to their core audience, they will be embraced.


Lots of comedians (and other performers) have stage personas like that, and it doesn’t necessarily reflect their true personality. Sometimes those stage personas are harsher, meaner, and even more prejudiced than the performer is in real life, even though they often tap into some parts of themselves or their community — past or present — to create and maintain the persona. We know this as a society and we accept it, and it makes it easier to laugh along with comedians who mock this and that group or minority, even when the jokes might push the boundaries of good taste or just leap right over the boundaries and make a mad dash to the horizon on the other side.


But sometimes we don’t laugh, sometimes we instead feel shocked in a dark and painful way. The difference between a surprised “oh my gosh” followed by applause, and a surprised silence followed by condemnation, is the environment outside the comedy club door.


Sometimes we are over-sensitive about the context in which certain kinds of jokes happen, because there are a lot of nuances to the environment in which the comments are made, and sometimes we treat certain subjects with more sensitivity precisely because they need extreme sensitivity at a given moment in history before we can step back again and be less sensitive about it.


Think about gallows humor for a moment. Often times, we joke about death as a way of coping with it, and sometimes this humor can be very shocking and even in bad taste. But would a comedian tell such jokes at the funeral of the person who died? Of course not. Because we recognize that there are some times and places where it’s simply wrong, and even shock comedians would not go to a funeral to make offensive jokes about the deceased. This is an extreme example, but it’s an important distinction — we know that sometimes we have to be more sensitive about such matters than at other times, and we recognize that certain humor is condemnable if told in the wrong context, time, and place.


Imagine a white comedian on stage, in front of what he feels to be his fanbase, and he proceeds to tell jokes about black people. But it’s not just one joke, he jokes that he’s tired of integration, he jokes that black people should stop complaining about being abused and bullied by white people, he jokes that God didn’t make black people, he jokes that the president needs to stop passing civil rights laws and “man up” for white people, he jokes that if his daughter came home with a black boyfriend he’d stab her to death, and he jokes that he knows black people will be offended by his jokes but he doesn’t care because if they can stand being black then they can take a joke. Imagine this comes after a previous comedic performance in which he stated his view that God didn’t make black people and that he’s sick of black people. Imagine that several times, he uses some racial slurs.


Now imagine he said all of it during segregation and the Civil Rights Movement. Imagine he said black citizens should stop complaining about bullying, while in some states lynching was taking place. Imagine he said the president should stop caring about the rights of black citizens at a time when the nation was trying to protect the voting rights of black people.


Would that feel different to you than Chris Rock using the N-word in his jokes? Is there maybe a bit of a contextual difference, due to the speaker and the time and place? Can you imagine how it would feel, if you were a black man or woman watching that public figure on stage during that time period?


But it’s not just the public figure making such statements that’s the worst part. No, the worst part of all comes immediately afterward. The applause. When Mr. Morgan made those statements, he was on a stage under a light with a microphone, talking to a crowd. That crowd responded with cheers, they clapped, they ENDORSED. If you think it’s bad to be bashed publicly by a famous person, just imagine how it must feel when everybody starts to clap and support the bashing.


This is the context, the time and place and environment beyond the comedy club doors, and the bigger pain of social encouragement for the hate and bullying and repression.? Without understanding these nuances, and understanding why this is an example of a time when we have to be overly sensitive about such remarks toward a minority group, we can’t really understand the true significance of Morgan’s comments and the public outcry against them. Martin failed to appreciate these distinctions, I feel, and it leads us to the big issue, the most important element to the whole situation…


Continue to Part 3 of this blog discussion.


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2011年8月22日 星期一

The GOP's 'boneheaded' Obama impersonator 'debacle'

New York – Obama mimic Reggie Brown was pulled from the stage at the Republican Leadership Conference this weekend, after telling a series of off-color jokes

The video: The Louisiana state GOP had a surprise for attendees of the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans this weekend: A comedy routine from Obama impersonator Reggie Brown. In 18 minutes, Brown managed to get off "a series of off-color jokes poking fun at Obama's biracial heritage and a gay member of Congress," as well as Mormons, Michelle Obama, and several GOP presidential candidates, says The Washington Post. (Watch the video below.) At one point, Brown displayed a picture of Fred Sanford from TV's Sanford and Sons, suggesting that's what President Obama would look like when he left office. The organizers cut off Brown's mic and escorted him from the stage before his act was finished. "I just thought he had gone too far," said RLC president Charlie Davis. "He was funny the first 10 or 15 minutes, but it was inappropriate, it was getting ridiculous."

The reaction: The media has largely made it sound like the audience was "offended that Brown made jokes about black people in hideously poor taste," says Kirsten Boyd Johnson at?Wonkette. Not true. They were "in stitches" through all the awful "'Obama is black' jokes." Brown only got booed when he started roasting Republicans. Well, his act was really "more tone deaf than offensive," says Joshua Green in The Atlantic. But no doubt, it was a "boneheaded" decision to hire him. Brown's impersonation is quite good, but if anything, he "seems like quite a fan" of Obama, which makes him an odd choice for a GOP event. The RLC could have avoided this "debacle" if they'd just watched Brown's act on YouTube. (Judge for yourself below, or watch the entire routine.)

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Obama jokes he is seeking second term to keep daughters under armed guard

London, June 20 (ANI): US President Barack Obama has joked that he is seeking a second term in the White House so he can keep his daughters Malia and Sasha under armed guard.

Obama, 49, said that Malia, 13, and Sasha, 10, are on their way to becoming full fledged teenagers, and that by winning the re-election in 2012 he could help protect them from boys.

"I understand that teenage-hood is complicated," the Telegraph quoted him as telling ABC.

"I should also point out that I have men with guns that surround them, and a great incentive for running for re-election is that it means they never get in the car with a boy who had a beer.

"That means I'm going to be working hard on that re-election campaign," he added. (ANI)


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2011年8月21日 星期日

RLC Organizer on Obama Impersonator: “Zero Tolerance for Racially Insensitive Jokes”

It must be a slow news day, because the big story of the moment continues to be the controversy surrounding a comedy routine delivered by Obama impersonator Reggie Brown at yesterday’s Republican Leadership Conference held in Louisiana. RLC President & CEO Charlie Davis released a statement saying he thought some of the jokes made were too inappropriate for the setting.


Brown has made a handful of guest appearances on John Stossel’s Fox Business News show, engaging in mock debates with serious presidential candidates. He was invited to speak at the RLC to provide some comic relief in a weekend mostly dominated by presidential candidates.


He cracked some jokes at the expense of the president, including some of a racially sensitive nature. As Obama, he talked about celebrating only half of Black History Month, and quipped that while his mother loved a black man, “she was not a Kardashian.” A picture of Sanford from “Sanford & Son” was shown when Brown, as Obama, joked what he would look like at the end of his presidency.


His monologue was cut short during a joke about Michele Bachmann, and naturally it was assumed that Brown was pulled for his jokes about the Republican candidates. Brown denied these allegations, telling CNN that he was pulled for going over his allotted 20 minutes. He also defended himself against critics who thought his jokes about Obama’s race crossed a line, and said the president has a “great sense of humor.”


One of these critics, Republican Leadership Conference President Charlie Davis, insisted he wouldn’t have let Brown continue had he known the nature of his remarks. His statement:



The RLC is designed to showcase the top Republican leaders and ideas in the country – to talk about limited government, fiscal responsibility and rebuilding the American economy.


Had I been in the room I would have pulled him sooner. We have zero tolerance for racially insensitive jokes. As soon as I realized what was going on I rushed backstage and had him pulled.


Davis alleges that he did not know Brown’s routine before he performed it, but on MSNBC today, Brown said he rehearsed his routine ahead of time and no one seemed to have a problem with his remarks.


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Late-night jokes: Great Wall of China seen as model for improved U.S. security on Mexico border


As The Ticket's 67,000-plus Twitter followers here and 6,900 Facebook fans here know, we regularly share our daily picks of the late-night jokes of interest, usually before broadcast each night. Feel free to pass them on to friends using the "share" buttons above.


Fallon: Two women were arrested for stealing $600 in cheese from Whole Foods. $600 in cheese! That’s like…two pieces of cheese from Whole Foods.


Letterman: This is the anniversary of the Great Wall of China. We often say what’s the deal with these Chinese? But in all honesty, since they built the Great Wall, not one Mexican has sneaked in.


Fallon: New York City is cutting $10 million from its school cleaning budget. Some janitors have been forced to cut back to, like, 30 keys.


Conan: A new study says U.S. dads are spending twice the time with their kids as before. Experts say it's due to a sweeping trend called “unemployment.”


Leno: Congratulations to the new NBA champion Dallas Mavericks. They had a huge parade there, almost as big as the one in Cleveland.


Conan: LeBron James said the Heat's NBA finals loss feels like “a personal failure.” Then someone explained to LeBron that it is a personal failure.


Leno: Did you see the riots in Greece -- burned cars, sacked stores? Not about taxes. Just Canadian tourists still angry over Vancouver’s Stanley Cup loss.


Letterman: More signs that LeBron James is not taking the Heat's loss well. Today he demanded to see Dirk Nowitzki’s birth certificate.


Leno: Yup, the Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup. They said the key to their victory was not signing LeBron James.


Fallon: Happy Birthday to Donald Trump, born 65 years ago! Sweet. Today Obama sent him a nice Hallmark card that said, ‘Prove it.'


Conan: The good news: Congressman Anthony Weiner finally resigned. The bad news: He made the announcement shirtless on Skype.


Fallon: Sad news: 85-year-old Hugh Hefner and 25-year-old Crystal Harris called off their wedding Apparently, she wanted someone a little younger and so did he.


Leno: Today is the 40th anniversary of the War on Drugs. Our Mexican partners observed it with a moment of silence -- and then hours of laughter.


Leno: Did you see the picture of House Speaker Boehner and President Obama after their golf game? Boehner was crying over his score and Obama was giving a list of reasons why his score was better than it looks.


Fallon: The most popular Father's Day gifts this year: iPad accessories. I got my Dad a leather case, a screen protector and a new charger. If he ever gets an iPad, he's SET.


Leno: President Obama says he's not worried about a double-dip recession. He says it's just that there are not enough recovery jobs. A recovery not producing enough jobs is called a recession.


Fallon: Charlie Sheen is developing a new TV sitcom written for himself. And it's moving pretty quickly. I heard they’ve already picked the actor who’ll replace him.


Conan: Reports that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is engaged. Zuckerberg said he's excited and can’t wait to actually meet her.


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Obama's sunken approval ratings are also bad news for Libya's Col. Kadafi


-- Andrew Malcolm


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2011年8月20日 星期六

Ky agriculture commissioner candidate apologizes for jokes

LEXINGTON, Ky. (AP) -- The Democratic nominee for Kentucky agriculture commissioner, Bob Farmer, is apologizing for jokes he made about eastern Kentucky during a comedy performance several years ago.
Republican demanded the apology, and Kentucky Republican Party Chairman Steve Robertson said without it, the Democratic Party would lose credibility, the Lexington Herald-Leader reported.
Farmer said he didn't want to offend anyone. He said he has done the comedy routine for nearly 25 years and no one has ever complained.
In a video clip posted by Farmer's Republican opponent, state Rep. Jamie Comer of Tompkinsville, Farmer jokes that eastern Kentucky is a place where "cars are on blocks and houses are on wheels" and said people in the region don't trust him because he has shoes on and has all his teeth.

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2011年8月19日 星期五

Photos: Ebert Jokes After 'Jackass' Star Dies

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Obama Impersonator Offends by Telling Obama Jokes

The appearance of a Barack Obama impersonator named Reggie Brown at the Republican Leadership Conference caused a slight kerfuffle because -- well -- a black comedian poked fun at another black.

Then he caused a scandal by poking fun at Republicans.

Newsbusters covered some of the hyperventilation about the Obama jokes pretty well. The Washington Post called the "racially themed" and "off-color." Politico called them "racially tinged."

The video of the routine the Newsbusters article makes one scratch one's head at this. The offending jokes appeared to be the following:

"On Black History Month: 'Michelle celebrates the full month. I celebrate half.'

"My mother loved a black man," but 'he was not a Kardashian.'

"A picture was shown of Obama and the first lady when he took office. The impersonator then showed a picture of what the Obamas will look like when the president leaves office, and it was the characters of Fred Sanford and his sister-in-law, Ethel , Aunt Esther, from the show 'Sanford and Son.' "

If anything the hyper-sensitive reaction from some parts of the media demonstrates that the ascent of Obama to the White House has brought a marked decline in race relations. One can only imagine what sort of vapors the Washington Post and Politico would have had if somehow Richard Pryor had been brought back from the dead and brought up to speed on the current political situation.

Pryor would have taken no prisoners, least of all President Obama. Pryor had the talent to lay bare every aspect of racism, race relations, racial anxiety and somehow make all of that funny and reveal some truth as well. These days someone like Pryor would have caused a collective swoon among the mainstream media.

By the way the media hyper-ventilated about Reggie Brown's routine one would have thought that Jackie Mason told Jewish jokes or that George Lopez tells Hispanic jokes. Lenny Bruce had to invent cussing on stage to offend people. All Brown had to do was to tell a lame joke about the president's biracial heritage. At least it was funnier than Will Ferrell impersonating George W. Bush.

The real scandal happened when Brown forgot who his audience was and started laying in on Republicans. Mind, the jokes about Mitt Romney and Mormonism would have worked at a liberal function. But that sort of thing brought groans and the hook for Brown.


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2011年8月18日 星期四

Joan Rivers: Tracy Morgan Shouldn't Apologize for Anti-Gay Jokes

Joan Rivers has made quite a few enemies with her off-color jokes over the years, so when Tracy Morgan apologized for his homophobic June 3 standup routine, the 78-year-old comedienne couldn't believe what she was hearing.

VIDEO: Joan worries about finding a man

"He shouldn't apologize," an enraged Rivers told The Daily Beast. "Gay fans? What are they doing seeing him anyhow? Why aren't they watching me and Kathy Griffin? What are they doing at this show?" She then laughed and said, "He's lost his [one] gay fan."

The comedy legend did, however, acknowledge that Morgan is wise to use the incident as an opportunity to meet with gay youth and discuss his opposition to bullying and discrimination.

VIDEO: Joan tells Us why she's "so bored" with Jen Aniston

"If they can actually get Tracy Morgan to be coherent and talk against homophobia even if he doesn't mean it, I think that'd be all right," she said. "Because there are people even dumber than Tracy Morgan, who look up to Tracy Morgan as an ignorant role model."

"I'll tell you, the biggest crime of all," she added, "is that Tracy Morgan isn't funny. You know what he should be apologizing for? For charging $86 to see him."

PHOTOS: Joan ranks her worst outfits ever for Us

On June 17, Morgan, 42, met with homeless gay teens from the Ali Forney Center in NYC. "Today, Tracy saw firsthand the toll that homophobia and anti-gay violence can take on a person's life," GLAAD President Jarrett Barrios told Us Weekly in a statement. "By meeting with LGBT teens left homeless because of who they are, we hope that Tracy has come to understand that so-called 'jokes' about gay youth are not just irresponsible -- they are damaging."

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The 30 Rock star also announced that he will return to Tennessee on June 21 to apologize to audience members he offended during his act. While in Nashville, Morgan will also meet with the Tennessee Equality Project and local advocates.


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2011年8月17日 星期三

Party Jokes and a Weiner "Roast"

Who has the most sense of humor? Democrats or Republicans?

It's always seemed to me that Democrats take the world quite seriously, while Republicans can have a sarcastic -- albeit often cruel -- look at the world.

Case in point -- anybody remember Vice President Dick Cheney's comments that he had Cheneys on both sides of his family tree "and we're not even from West Virginia."

A slap to the face of a state that helped get he and George W. Bush to the White House. Even Republicans bristled.

As for the Democrats . . . an ailing U.S. Sen. Robert Byrd, D-W.Va -- from his hospital bed -- was said to wake up and ask an aide if Vice President Cheney "had apologized to the people of West Virginia yet."

Republicans reportedly came face to face with their humor this past weekend during the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans.

A Barack Obama impersonator was hired to entertain the crowd, but quickly launched into what was said to be racist jokes about the president and his family. When the impersonator began to attack the GOP presidential nominees present, he was ushered from the stage.

A GOP strategist present tweeted: "Wonder why many minorities have problems with GOP? Hiring Obama impersonator to tell 'black jokes' at SRLC, for starters. Our own fault."

There is certainly a place for humor in politics.

Democrats are missing a great fund-raising opportunity. Why not a comic roast of soon-to-be former U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y.? The comedians are doing it anyway.

"Bring your own buns -- just don't reveal them," the invitations could say.


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Hanoi: Chinese newspaper's scathing comments hurt Vietnamese feelings, raise tensions over sea

HANOI, Vietnam - Negative editorials recently published in a Chinese Communist Party newspaper have heightened?…


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2011年8月16日 星期二

'It's a hairpiece!' Justin Bieber jokes about his famous do

Justin Bieber broke millions of hearts around the world last night when he declared his 'Bieber barnet' to be a FAKE.  Justin Bieber

But fans of the pint-size pop star can breathe a sigh of relief - the claim was just one of a string of jokes he cracked on a US chat show.


Bieber, 17, had David Letterman's audience in stitches as he read out a list of ten pretend facts about himself.


Reading out the final 'fact', the teen singing sensation pointed to his famous 'do' and declared: "It's a hairpiece."


Bieber, who is dating Disney star Selena Gomez, also jokingly stated he had served eight months behind bars for siphoning gas and claimed he bought a four-slice toaster when he 'hit it big'.


He told the studio audience his real name was 'Green Lantern' and said he was 'not really a big fan' of actor Kevin James.


The Hitch star, who was also a guest on Letterman's chat show, pretended to look crestfallen as cameras cut to him backstage.


Cracking gags about his age, Bieber pointed to host David Letterman and said: "My Mom had to remind me that he's not Larry King."


"As hard as I've tried, I don't know how to not be adorable," he quipped.


"Last week I accidentally waited in line for two hours for my own autograph."


Bieber also got in a plug for his new perfume, Someday, claiming it 'makes a delicious low-calorie salad dressing'.


"I begged my publicist to get me out of this," he added.


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2011年8月15日 星期一

At GOP Leadership Conference, Obama Impersonator Tells Racist Jokes

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At GOP Leadership Conference, Obama Impersonator Tells Racist Jokes

The Republicans that invited Barack Obama impersonator Reggie Brown to the GOP Leadership Conference didn't expect the jokes to target some of their own.

The comedian got a bunch of laughs when he poked fun at The president claiming that he only celebrated half of Black History month but the laughter wasn't as loud when he made fun of Barbara Bush and George W. Bush.

Brown's mic was cut off when he apparently took some shots at Republican Newt Gingrich and Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty.

However, the funny man from Chicago claims that he was rushed off because of time constraints, not content. His set was supposed to be between 10 and 15 minutes, but with an introductory video they played for him, he was clocked at 17 minutes.

“Not every joke hits,” Brown said. “All-in-all I think it was a great performance, and I got a lot of great feedback.”

Take a look at some of the hilarious political jokes.


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2011年8月14日 星期日

Keller @ Large: What Jokes About President Obama Are Appropriate?

 

Reggie Brown impersonates U.S. President Barack Obama during a comedy sketch at the 2011 Republican Leadership Conference on June 18, 2011 in New Orleans, Louisiana. The 2011 Republican Leadership Conference features keynote addresses from most of the major republican candidates for president as well as numerous republican leaders from across the country. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)


BOSTON (CBS) – This past weekend, comedian Reggie Brown impersonated President Barack Obama at the Republican Leadership Conference.


Here is a link to C-Span’s coverage of the events.


The subject itself is very touchy, and with a tough campaign looming, it’s a relevant question: Which Obama jokes are appropriate and acceptable and which are not?


You’ve got to admit, Brown does resemble the president. And for the most part, he aimed his jokes at standard presidential targets.


WBZ’s Jon Keller is at large:


“I figured I’d do what any great president would do in these trying times: head down to Louisiana and polish up on my golf game,” said Brown, during the performance.


It’s not hilarious, but an OK joke, the kind of crack the president himself might laugh at.


“My favorite month is February, Black History Month. Michelle, she celebrates the full month, and I celebrate half,” said Brown.


That’s a reference to the fact that the president is the product of a racially-mixed marriage, a topic Obama himself has joked about in the past.


But, there’s a way to joke about that appropriately, and this isn’t it:


“My father was a black man from Kenya. My mother was a white woman from Kansas. So yes, my mother loved a black man, and no, she was not a Kardashian,” said Brown.


That strikes me as not OK. It’s a crass remark that borders on demeaning. A politician’s deceased relatives are never a tasteful topic for humor.


Add your own take below. Caveat: no one (in their right mind)?is calling for censorship; just a voluntary committment to good taste, an increasingly rare commodity these days.


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Ag commissioner candidate apologizes for Eastern Ky. jokes

LOUISVILLE, Ky (WDRB)?-- The race for Kentucky's Agriculture Commissioner is getting a lot of attention after one candidate makes jokes about Eastern Kentucky.

Democratic nominee Bob Farmer is now apologizing for the jokes. In his comedy performance at the Derby Dinner Playhouse several years ago, he said, "They didn't trust me, you know?I had shoes on, got all my teeth."

Click here to see the comedy routine posted on YouTube.

He also said, "You know why the FBI won't do any work in this county, you know why? Because all the?DNA is alike and there ain't no dental records down there."

Farmer says he didn't want to offend anyone. He says he has done the comedy routine for nearly 25 years and no one has ever complained.

His says his wife is?from Eastern Kentucky.

The video was posted by Farmer's Republican opponent, State Representative James Comer of Tompkinsville.

Click here for more information about James Comer.

Farmer is from Louisville and has no political experience.

Click here for Bob Farmer's website.

Bob Farmer issued this statement saying, "I sincerely apologize if my comments offended any of my fellow Kentuckians. Over the years I have spoken across the country to groups and shared my love for our Commonwealth and its people and hope that people see these comments as an attempt at humor not an insult."


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2011年8月13日 星期六

Democratic candidate for agriculture commissioner apologizes for jokes about Eastern Kentucky

FRANKFORT — The Democratic nominee for the state's top agriculture job apologized Tuesday for jokes he made about people in Eastern Kentucky during a comedy routine.

Clips of the comedy performance by Bob Farmer, a Louisville marketing executive running for commissioner of agriculture, were included in an Internet video posted by his opponent, Republican state Rep. Jamie Comer of Tompkinsville.

In the video, Farmer makes jokes about Eastern Kentucky during a performance at the Derby Dinner Playhouse in Clarksville, Ind.

Farmer joked that Eastern Kentucky is a place where "cars are on blocks and houses are on wheels." He says someone told him the FBI would not investigate a particular county "cause all the DNA is alike and there ain't no dental records."

Farmer goes on to say that people in Eastern Kentucky did not trust him because he had shoes on and had all of his teeth.

"I sincerely apologize if my comments offended any of my fellow Kentuckians," Farmer said in a written statement. "Over the years I have spoken across the country to groups and shared my love for our commonwealth and its people and hope that people see these comments as an attempt at humor not an insult."

Farmer, who has been a marketing executive and public speaker since 1982, said in an interview that he has done the comedy routine for nearly 25 years. No one has ever complained, he said.

"I apologize if it offends anyone," Farmer said in the interview. "I don't want to offend people."

Farmer issued the apology after the Republican Party sent out a news release on Tuesday demanding that Farmer apologize.

"If the Kentucky Democratic Party does not renounce this fool's ridiculous little routine, it will lose every bit of credibility with voters," said Steve Robertson, the Republican Party chairman. "To Bob Farmer I would say this: don't quit your day job ... whatever it is. You will not be Kentucky's next agriculture commissioner."

Farmer said Republicans wouldn't have made the comedy routine an issue if they weren't worried.

"When did they lose their sense of humor — when I got 15 points ahead?" Farmer said.

Farmer, who has never farmed, beat four Democratic opponents in the May primary. A CN|2 poll conducted earlier this month showed Farmer leading Comer 48 percent to 33 percent, despite never having run for political office. At the time of the poll, Comer dismissed Farmer's lead, telling CN|2 that people think either that Bob Farmer is current Agriculture Commissioner Richie Farmer or that he farms.

Comer defeated Shelby County Judge-Executive Rob Rothenburger by a nearly 2-to-1 ratio in the Republican primary.

Farmer said the remarks were taken from a DVD of some of his speeches and comedy routines that was released in 2006. Farmer said he expected the Republicans to make those comments an issue in the campaign.

"If this is all they have to hang their hats on ... I mean, come on," Farmer said.

Dan Logsdon, the chairman of the Kentucky Democratic Party, said Tuesday that Farmer's comments were not funny.

"Mr. Farmer has apologized for his offensive remarks, which he needed to do," Logsdon said. "His comments were neither funny nor appropriate."

Farmer is the spokesman for the Farmers' Almanac and frequently travels the country giving speeches and doing comedy routines. Comer is a cattle rancher who was first elected to the state House in 2001.


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Obama impersonator pulled from Republican Leadership Conference stage

 


Barack Obama impersonator Reggie Brown briefly stole the spotlight this weekend at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans after making a series of racial jokes and taking digs at several 2012 GOP candidates--the stars of the show--before being pulled from the stage.


When the routine mocked the president and other Democrats, it seemed to get a positive reception from the conservative audience--but the crowd let loose a smattering of groans and boos when Republicans became the butt of jokes.


Brown opened by saying Obama only celebrates half of Black History Month because he is biracial, that the president's "mother loved a black man, and no, she was not a Kardashian," referencing the reality-show sisters who have dated and/or married black men. Brown later compared the Obamas to the stars of "Sanford and Son," to wide laughter.


But when Brown started taking on the GOP's base, things grew tenser. He insulted Barbara Bush's appearance, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney's Mormon faith, suggested former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty doesn't have a spine, and joked about former House Speaker Newt Gingrich. Just when he was about to make a dig about Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) the comedian was ushered off stage.


As media outlets reported, former Republican National Committee spokesman and current GOP strategist Doug Heye responded to the performance via Twitter, writing: "Wonder why many minorities have problems with GOP? Hiring Obama impersonator to tell 'black jokes' at SRLC, for starters. Our own fault."


Brown was asked on CNN Monday morning if he believes he was yanked due to content or for time. "I do believe that I was over time for a few minutes and I also believe the material was starting to get to a point to where maybe they started to feel uncomfortable about where it was going," Brown said.


Event organizer Charlie Davis told The Ticket via email Monday morning: "I pulled him because his content was inappropriate for the conference."


After asking Davis why Brown wasn't pulled off stage sooner if the comments were "inappropriate," Davis followed up, writing:


The RLC is designed to showcase the top Republican leaders and ideas in the country. To talk about limited government, fiscal responsibility and rebuilding the American economy.


Had I been in the room I would have pulled him sooner. We have zero tolerance for racially insensitive jokes. As soon as I realized what was going on I rushed backstage and had him pulled.


You can watch highlights of Brown's set below:


UPDATE 10:35am EST: Event organizer Charlie Davis confirmed to The Ticket that Brown was pulled for "inappropriate" content.


UPDATE 11:55am EST: Davis follows up to say the racial comments were "inappropriate."


(Photo of Brown: Patrick Semansky/AP)


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2011年8月12日 星期五

Video: Jack White jokes with Stephen Colbert

A good-natured Jack White put himself on the hot seat with comedian Stephen Colbert for a three-part interview on this week?s ?The Colbert Report.?

Tuesday night?s opening segment ? which featured an improvised version of ?Seven Nation Army? ? included a lengthy musical discussion about White?s fellow Detroit rocker, Bob Seger.

White revealed his favorite Seger song: the 1968 antiwar anthem ?2 + 2 = ??

Parts two and three of ?2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White? will air tonight and Thursday on the Comedy Central show.


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2011年8月11日 星期四

Obama Impersonator Says He Wasn't Pulled Early Over Race Jokes

Organizers at the Republican Leadership Conference reportedly cut short a performance by Barack Obama impersonator Reggie Brown on Saturday following a series of "racially-tinged" jokes about the president. (Example: "My favorite month is February, Back History Month. See Michele, she celebrates the whole month. I only celebrate half"). On Monday, Brown defended his act and pushed back against the suggestion he was yanked early during an appearance on MSNBC and in an interview with CNN.com.

Related: Jon Stewart Also Perplexed by John King's GOP Debate Questions

In the CNN interview, Brown refuted the notion he was cut off prematurely. The real story, according to Brown, went something like this:

"What happened is that I went over my minutes. They told me I had 20, but they aired a video before me and then my intro took up more time. When our liaison—they guy who introduced me–came up to me onstage, he said, “Hey, I am sorry—your time is up," and so I finished and went backstage. I was told it was because of my time, not my act, not because of anything I said."

He repeated the time-constraint explanation during a sometimes in-character appearance on MSNBC this morning, adding that the performance didn't cause any problems in rehearsal and that his jokes about the 2012 GOP presidential field also weren't a problem."That's my material," he said, "that's what I do." Also, he says he got paid in full.


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Obama Jokes OK, but GOP Conference Yanks Comedian During Republican Jokes

COMMENTARY | Comedian and Obama impersonator Reggie Brown seemed to only be trying to give the political parties equal time while doing his routine at the Republican Leadership Conference (RLC) in New Orleans over the weekend. He had the crowd roaring with laughter at his off-color Obama jokes. However, the roar turned to outraged booing when he started telling jokes about the 2012 Republican presidential contenders.

Hired for his spot-on impersonation of President Barack Obama, Reggie Brown was sure to be a hit at the RLC. And he was -- at first. According to the New York Daily News, Brown strode onto the stage with "Born in the USA" playing in the background, a slap at the birther movement controversy that had given the President such a difficult time until he petitioned the state of Hawaii to release the long form of his certificate of live birth, thus discrediting the conspiracy theorists that have claimed that he was born in Kenya or somewhere else outside the United States.

Brown told the crowd that his favorite month was February because of Black History Month. He admitted that he only celebrated half the month (a dig at Obama's mixed heritage -- Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, was, of course, white).

The comedian also talked about the rapid aging process presidents seemed to go through while in the White House. He then produced a "time-lapse" photo of what Obama and his wife, Michele, would look like in the future. The picture was a still shot of comedian Redd Foxx and actress Lawanda Page, the famous feuding in-laws from TV's "Sanford and Son."

The crowd of Republicans erupted with laughter.

But then Brown switched to poking fun at the Republicans running for office. He went after former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich and his recent staff resignation incident, saying that his advisors were "dropping faster than Anthony Weiner's pants in an AOL chatroom."

He then nailed Mitt Romney in a polygamy joke and said the reason former Minnesota governor wasn't at the Conference was because he was "getting his foot surgically removed from his mouth," a direct jab at Pawlenty's hedging over his own coined term "Obamneycare" at last week's New Hampshire Republican Presidential Debate. Brown said placatingly, "Don't worry: it's covered under Obamneycare. Along with spinal transplants."

The booing had begun well before Brown took aim at Rep. Michele Bachmann. He didn't get through his first line before his microphone went dead and music began to play to drown him out.

It appears that the humor found at the expense of the President was preferable to that found in conjunction with the gathering's fellow Republicans. Brown quickly learned that he wasn't performing at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

The incident strangely reflected the mood of the Republican conference, where the speakers repeatedly went after the President and his policies with angry and inflammatory remarks. Newt Gingrich even called the President a "national secular European socialist" and the "opposite of freedom." Sticking to red meat political topics, the speakers ignored the entreaties of two of their number from earlier in the conference. Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal and Mississippi governor Haley Barbour both told the gathering that they should not focus everything on Obama, but use a broader strategy to win in 2012.

It is as yet uncertain what Reggie Brown's plans hold for the future (except that he won't be doing any more Republican functions), but it is very likely that he will soon appear on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and "The Colbert Report," not to mention possibly being tapped to do a few Democratic conferences. Because somebody has to assuage the public's curiosity about how that Michele Bachmann joke ends.


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2011年8月10日 星期三

Ag commissioner candidate apologizes for jokes

LEXINGTON, Ky. (AP) — The Democratic nominee for Kentucky agriculture commissioner, Bob Farmer, is apologizing for jokes he made about eastern Kentucky during a comedy performance several years ago.

Republican demanded the apology, and Kentucky Republican Party Chairman Steve Robertson said without it, the Democratic Party would lose credibility, the Lexington Herald-Leader reported.

Farmer said he didn't want to offend anyone. He said he has done the comedy routine for nearly 25 years and no one has ever complained.

In a video clip posted by Farmer's Republican opponent, state Rep. Jamie Comer of Tompkinsville, Farmer jokes that eastern Kentucky is a place where "cars are on blocks and houses are on wheels" and said people in the region don't trust him because he has shoes on and has all his teeth.

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Information from: Lexington Herald-Leader, http://www.kentucky.com

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2011年8月9日 星期二

Jokes, Fin.

 Ta-Nehisi Coates - Ta-Nehisi Coates is a senior editor for The Atlantic, where he writes about culture, politics, and social issues for TheAtlantic.com and the magazine. He is the author of the memoir The Beautiful Struggle. More

Born in 1975, the product of two beautiful parents. Raised in West Baltimore, not quite The Wire, but sometimes ill all the same. Studied at the Mecca for some years in the mid-90s. Emerged with a purpose, if not a degree. Slowly migrated up the East Coast with a baby and my beloved, until I reached the shores of Harlem. Wrote some stuff along the way. By Ta-Nehisi Coates Jun 22 2011, 4:00 PM ET


I'll give my bona fides up front: I am a longtime TNC reader, first-time commenter, working comedian in the Bay Area, and sexual assault survivor. The rape joke issue is old hat to women in standup -- the idea that 'rape jokes' are an edgy or unique category of comedy is belied by the fact that just about EVERY comic I know, male or female, has at least one in their repertoire. I have one about the casual use of the word 'rape' in other cultural contexts, and another about how I stopped going to church after I got raped by a statue of the Virgin Mary.? Perhaps unsurprisingly, I'm OK with CK's joke, although I also agree with the letter writer. Much of comedy is about context. There are jokes I tell in San Francisco that might get me run out of a club on the road; there are jokes I can tell in Oakland that I can't tell in San Francisco, and vice versa -- maybe 'can't tell' is overstating the case, but different jokes work in different contexts.?I've told jokes about race in San Francisco that have made me feel uncomfortable and irresponsible when an all-white audience laughs, because I wonder if they understand everything that's going on underneath the punchline. Similarly, CK's joke can probably play well in some areas, and leave him walking off the stage feeling like he just gave cover and comfort to rapists in others. This is the nature of comedy; audiences are not universal and we can't control for what they'll bring to a show.?

That being said, thoughtfulness is always important, even in comedy. Comics only become good comics when their jokes are rigorous and well-tested -- it sounds completely antithetical to everything about comedy, but where CK and Morgan differ is that cruelty isn't a punchline. It can be part of a punchline, but there has to be something SURPRISING about it. Jokes operate on surprise. Although I agree with the letter-writer about rape culture, it is nonetheless improper in polite society to offer such open justification about rape; to most people it's surprising to actually hear, even if it is something lurking in all kinds of cultural shadows, even if some people will find literal validation of their own evil within it.?Conversely, ranting about gay people just isn't that surprising in many places, particularly in TN.? I heard from a few friends who saw Morgan's show in SF and said that he did the same bit and got laughs -- maybe because in San Francisco, hearing an over-the-top anti-gay rant is surprising. In most of the country, however, that's not true.?Oh, and to the folks justifying Tracy Morgan by saying they heard he was just 'working out' new material: no, he wasn't.?Comics 'work out' new material at open mics -- even the biggest names swing by open mics to drop new jokes -- and tiny clubs in New York and LA where they're amongst other comics who can critique them. They DO NOT work out new material whilst on national tour in front of audiences who have paid top dollar to see them. Being a comedian might seem like a barrel of monkeys, but it's a professional craft and performance like any other.
What I like about this comment is that it points to the fluid nature, across geography, of comedy. But there's also a fluidity across time.?I was, early on, extremely offended by Chis Rock's "Niggers vs. Black People" routine. I read it through an overly-political lens, which, I now think, says more about me than about the joke. My sense was that Rock conveniently papered over the ease with which black people are turned into "niggers" and vice versa. It struck me as ghetto snobbery. (I can't find the video, but I?believe?that's what Rock called it himself during a 60 Minutes interview.)
I now think it's a rather deft exploration of a real tension that exists among black that is tied to class, but shouldn't be understood as such. No one resents crime more than the people who live with it regularly. I also think that it was riff on the kind of tensions that virtually all people exhibit. Talk to some old heads in Chicago and they'll insist that the early black folks who came up during the Great Migration were of a better stock--hard workers, employable etc. The folks who came up in the 50s were the criminals, the unskilled and the layabouts.?It's also exhibited in white people's own tension over?identity reflected in slurs like "white trash" or "redneck." I don't know much about Jews, Latinos and Asian-Americans, but I'd be shocked if it wasn't, in some way, there among them too.?In short, far from denigrating, I thought the riff was incredibly humanizing in that it showed black people struggling with the same sort of identity problems that plague all groups.?Politics has an important relationship to art, but its a bad idea to read it as rote political theory.?Did the act reflect some of Rock's actual feelings? I'm sure there's some of him in there. But that's the beauty of it. "I love black people, but I hate niggers," says something about us, perhaps something not so pretty, and yet beautiful. It certainly reflected some of my own frustrated private thoughts.(I really related to the "Can you kick my ass?!?!!" at the end.)I understand why Rock stopped performing that joke--it feels like a riff made for a house full of black people. The trouble is that it's quite funny, and humor evinces little respect for our boundaries. Though I wish it were different, I can't say that I offer my full, unvarnished thoughts on black people here. I give quite a bit. But to coin a phrase, this is not a safe space for me or anyone else.?We are family--but we kinda aren't.?Grand opening? Grand closing...

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