2011年9月11日 星期日

Freida Pinto doesn't get Dev Patel's jokes

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George Lopez jokes about his cancellation: 'I'm fine, my goddesses are a wreck'

 
George Lopez seems to be taking the news of his TBS show's cancellation pretty well, judging by his monologue Wednesday (Aug. 10) night.

TBS decided Wednesday to cancel "Lopez Tonight," which ran for two seasons but was struggling in the ratings. The final show airs Thursday. Lopez devoted a couple minutes of his monologue (you can also watch here) to the news, joking that "We're not saying goodbye. We're saying -- cable doesn't work."


He also made reference to Charlie Sheen getting canned from "Two and a Half Men": "People ask me, what are you going to do? Like every TV star before me, I'm gonna find some crack. I'm gonna get on the pipe, lose that unwanted 110 pounds I've been trying to lose. ... I'm fine, but my goddesses are a wreck. ... They left me."


Lopez also says he's grateful Sony has decided to make a sequel to "The Smurfs," in which he does the voice of Grouchy. "So today I lost some work because I'm brown, but also I got some work because I'm blue," he says.


Lopez's fellow TBS host, Conan O'Brien, expressed his sympathy for Lopez and the show's crew on "Conan" Wednesday night. "Had it not been for George being so incredibly supportive of me I would not have come to TBS," he said. "... Tonight all of our thoughts are with George and his staff and crew."


The final "Lopez Tonight" airs at midnight ET Thursday.


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2011年9月9日 星期五

G2 Kids: how to be a wild child

How to go crazy in the country. Plus games, jokes and quizzes

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Shane Warne is all natural, jokes comedian Dave Hughes

Thursday, August 11 2011, 07:40 BST Dave Hughes has dressed up to impersonate the newly "slender" Shane Warne.

The Australian comedian, who is best known for his roles on Nova radio and TV show The 7pm Project, was photographed yesterday with sprayed yellow hair and wearing the same clothes as Warne in a recent picture.


After the images were published, Hughes joked to the Herald Sun: "I'm sick of everyone having a crack at Warnie. Both of our new looks are all natural."


Warne recently hit back at reports that he has had cosmetic procedures and likes wearing eyeliner, saying: "Questions re facelift/Botox etc are absolute rubbish." He also admitted that his smooth complexion was thanks to him using Estee Lauder beauty products.


Model Elizabeth Hurley, who has been dating cricketer Warne since late last year, recently joked about the alleged "evil regime" she has devised for her boyfriend, writing on her Twitter page: "I've decided to take full responsibility for SW's remarkable weight loss."


Warne has also defended Hurley over accusations that she forced him into getting in shape.


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2011年9月8日 星期四

Phyllis Diller’s joke file becomes a Smithsonian exhibit

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No joke, Livingston wins ‘crying towel’ award

By Derrick Mahone
dmahone@news-daily.com

Armed with their best one-liners, jokes and put-downs, each of the nine Clayton County football coaches stepped to the podium during the annual Rotary Club Of Clayton County Crying Towel luncheon to poke fun at their teams.

Morrow first-year coach J. Livingston took top honors in winning the award, a blue engraved towel. A longtime basketball coach in the county, Livingston inherits a Morrow squad that returns nine total starters from a team that finished with a 2-8 record last season.

“I’ve noticed there’s a big difference in a football and basketball,” Livingston began his short speech. “A football doesn’t bounce. When it (football) is dropped on the ground, everybody starts hollering, ‘Fumble!’”

But it was probably Livingston’s story about his barber’s parrot that impressed the Rotarians.

Livingston said he visited his barber three times, and each time the barber would step out of the room, his parrot would shout, “Morrow can’t win. Morrow can’t win.” On the fourth visit, Livingston confronted his barber about the parrot. Livingston said the barber took the parrot in the back and scolded it.

After the barber left the room again, Livingston said the parrot looked and him and said, “You know what.”

Drew coach Jarrett Laws was perhaps the most creative as he wrote a poem to poke fun at his team. He had won the last two.

But for the most part, it was just old-fashioned one-liners that kept most of the crowd at the National Archives Building in Morrow laughing.

“I’m not good at telling jokes,” Mount Zion coach Jamie Aull told the gathering of principals, athletics directors and Rotarians. “But if you want to see a joke, just come out and watch my team play.”

At Mundy’s Mill, according to coach Peniel Dany, things have gotten so bad that the school’s custodian has been drawing up plays for him to try.

“This guy is supposed to be cleaning the school, but he comes to me with this sheet of plays,” said Dany, who held up a sheet of paper with some plays sketched on it. “Things have gotten so bad that when I went into a region meeting before the start of practice, and coaches are sitting there flipping a coin to see who will have the benefit of playing Mundy’s Mill for homecoming.”

Edmund Coley takes over a Forest Park program that has had nine different coaches in the past 12 seasons. The former Locust Grove offensive coordinator offered a peace offering for those who happen to run into a Forest Park player in the community.

“If you see a kid that says he plays football for Forest Park, just tell him, ‘Bless your soul,’ ” Coley said.

Al Hughes has won a few Crying Towel Awards during his tenure at both Lovejoy and Jonesboro, but the coach now says that can be a bad omen.

“I’ve done some research, and several times after the coach has won this award, he was fired the next season,” Hughes said. “I’m trying my best not to win this award.”

Known throughout the Southern Crescent as Lovejoy University, because it has produced several Div. I players over the last few years, Hughes said that will not be the case this season. He quipped that his team was small and slow.

To illustrate his point, Hughes brought a small replica helmet to the podium and said it belongs to his biggest player.

“Please take it easy on us this season, we don’t have any players,” Hughes told his coaching counterparts.

But he will get no sympathy from new North Clayton coach Max Wiltz, who has been trying to replace several assistants because of a new county policy that restricts the use of community coaches.

“I’m Max Wiltz, the head football coach, offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator, bus driver, water boy,” he joked.
For most of the coaches the joking stops this weekend, when they begin playing preseason scrimmages.

“I can’t wait,” Deny said.

And neither can the custodian.


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2011年9月7日 星期三

Camille Grammer Jokes About Ex Kelsey's Small Manhood

Talk about hitting somebody below the belt.

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In a recent promo for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' second season, Camille Grammer takes a jab at her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer's manhood.

"Big hands, big feet, big disappointment," Camille says in the clip, alluding to 46-year-old Kelsey's penis size.

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When asked by TMZ to elaborate, 42-year-old Camille confirmed that the comment was indeed about her ex-husband. "I had that for 13 years, unfortunately," she explained.

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Things have pretty nasty between Kelsey and Camille, who are both seeking primary custody of their two children, Mason, 9, and Jude, 6. After 13 years of marriage, the couple's divorce was finalized on February 10. Kelsey wed flight attendant Kayte Walsh 16 days later in New York City.


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2011年9月6日 星期二

Seattle Mariners Playing Spoiler To NESN Nation's Hilarious Planned Jokes

 


Just when you think you have a great piece of comedy lined up, the Seattle Mariners have to go out and make a game of things.

Sure, it may look on paper like a mismatch between the Red Sox and Mariners as they square off in a late-night battle in Seattle, but it has not turned out that way so far on Friday night.

NESN Nation's Nate Hinchey had a funny bit planned, but instead is dealing with the reality of a closer-than-expected game.


Check out the video to see what Nate wanted to say but couldn't thanks to those pesky Mariners.


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Psychologist helps Westwood relax for major quest

A jovial Lee Westwood was cracking jokes and adopting a light-hearted manner ahead of the 93rd PGA Championship, relaxing after his first-ever consultations with a psychologist.

The 38-year-old Englishman, hungry to claim his first major title this week at Atlanta Athletic Club, consulted with psychologist Bob Rotella in hopes of finding the missing ingredient to finally bring home a major trophy.

"I haven't really worked with a psychologist at all throughout my career so it just made sense to go and consult somebody on it," Westwood said. "I think Bob is regarded as the best."

World No. 2 Westwood has changed his attitude entering this major compared to past ones, adopting a less pressured tone even though his desire has not dimmed for major crowns.

"A lot more light-hearted, relaxed. Difficult to put into words really," Westwood said. "Try and play the tournament like I don't care, really.

"It's working. The light bulb has gone on."

Along those lines, Westwood said he wants to improve on his putting this week by not trying so hard.

"You will see a routine that I am comfortable with but you will see me not trying," Westwood said. "There are no words in the English language to articulate it any better. I've been trying to think of some but I can't."

Among the targets of Westwood's jokes was Chubby Chandler, his manager and the manager of the year's three prior major winners - South African Charl Schwartzel at the Masters and Northern Irishmen Rory McIlroy at the US Open and Darren Clarke at the British Open.

Chandler has said he hopes Westwood is the one of his clients who completes the "Chubby Slam" with a PGA title.

"I'm not impressed with his (Chandler) preparation," Westwood said. "I've seen him drinking a bit. He's not in the gym. Haven't seen him on the range yet. I wouldn't hold out much hope for him.

"He doesn't function well in the heat. He drinks a lot, but not water, unless you count tonic water."

Westwood has finished in the top three at six of the past 14 majors, including runner-up efforts at last year's Masters and British Open and thirds at the 2008 and 2011 US Opens, the 2009 British Open and the 2009 PGA.

Asked about the notion he might be the best player never to win a major, Westwood poked fun at himself in reply.

"It's good to be the best at something I suppose," he said. "I suppose it's a compliment in a way. At least I'm good at something."

Westwood has tried to calm himself when it comes to such labels and enjoying the challenge of winning a major without being overwhelmed by the pressure and tension attached.

"I've done all the hard work now, done it for 20 years," Westwood said. "It's time to just relax and let it flow.

"You can get yourself into the position but when you get into those positions just enjoy it and have a free and clear mind and play like it doesn't really mean anything, just laugh it off really, and try to have fun out there.

"That's the mentality I'm trying to get back to."

Westwood imagines himself playing like his son facing a 10-foot putt at the Par-3 Contest played on the eve of the Masters.

"He wasn't thinking about whether it was square or taking it back far enough," Westwood said. "That's just how kids do and that's the mentality I'm trying to get back into with my golf, just kind of free wheeling."

Westwood shared 44th at the 2001 PGA Championship played at the same Atlanta course, but was shocked when told he had made the cut a decade ago.

"I made the cut? Really? You sure?" Westwood said. "Shows how much attention I pay."

Showed he had indeed made the cut, Westwood amended his reply: "I played nicely in 2001, shot a couple of 68s, really loved the course. Good memories."


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2011年9月5日 星期一

George Lopez jokes while Conan mourns cancellation

George Lopez faced his audience last night for the first time since TBS announced that Thursday’s show will be his final episode. The audience booed after Lopez shared the sad news, but chuckles won out after Lopez revealed his plans for the future. “Like every TV star before me, I’ma find some crack. I’ma get on the pipe!,” he joked, at Charlie Sheen’s expense. “Lose that unwanted 110 pounds I been trying to lose. But I’m taking it good, I’m straight, believe me. I’m fine. My goddesses… are a wreck. They left me. I’m a losing teeth.” Watch the clip here or below.


 


Later in the night, Conan O’Brien, whose heralded arrival at TBS shifted Lopez to a later timeslot, honored his gracious neighbor and mourned the loss of the show. “Had it not been for George being so incredibly supportive of me I would not have come to TBS,” O’Brien said after the first commercial break. “It makes me really sad that TBS and George could not work this out … so tonight all of our thoughts are with George and his staff and his crew.”


Lopez is hitting the road, literally. He and Carlos Santana are going on tour together, beginning Sept. 3. In hindsight, though, was this parting of the ways inevitable once Lopez was pushed back to accommodate Conan?


Read more:
Five memorable moments from ‘Lopez Tonight’
TBS cancels ‘Lopez Tonight’
Conan O’Brien surprises George Lopez with Spanish skills, a mariachi band


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2011年9月4日 星期日

Sebastian lightning victim, who had no pulse, jokes bolt gave him 'super powers'

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Contributed Photo Travis Lamperski, (left) his father Richard Lamperski and wife Shelly Lamperski at a Father's Day celebration in 2008.


SEBASTIAN — Shelly Lamperski pounded on her husband's chest as their boat circled in the Indian River Lagoon just after a rogue lightning bolt struck him mid-afternoon Sunday.


She repeatedly said, "Don't leave me. Don't leave," according to family members. But Travis Lamperski did, for a while.


The jolt of electricity stopped his breathing and heart. It damaged an ear drum and a kidney. He turned pale. His eyes were closed.


Within minutes, he was put on a dock at Suzy's Tiki Bar and a bystander, Barb Milligan, a nurse from Sebastian, performed CPR until his pulse resumed.


Emergency personnel rushed the unconscious man to Sebastian River Medical Center. Then he was flown to Orlando Regional Medical Center.


His father, Richard Lamperski of Micco, and his wife followed in a car.


"It was long, silent trip," said the father, who was on the boat when the lightning struck.


The day had begun merrily with lots of chatter.


Shelly and Travis Lamperski were visiting from Pittsburgh, where he works as a chiropractor. And his father, of Micco, excitedly took them for an outing in his new boat, a 17-foot outboard.


They went to the Sebastian Inlet and ate lunch. Then they noticed storm clouds in the distance and decided to play it safe and head back to a dock by Suzy's Tiki Bar on Indian River Drive where Richard Lamperski works.


"We laughed about how we missed the storm," he said. In sight of the dock a single lightning bolt struck about 3 p.m.


The bolt hit 30 feet from Travis Lamperski and passed through the water. The boat was fiberglass. But the current went through the boat's motor, metal steering cables and into the wheel he held, instantly knocking him out.


His wife was in the front of the 17-foot boat at the time the lightning hit. When she turned around, her 34-year-old husband was just sitting motionless with his arms stretched outright, "like Jesus," his father said.


As his father recalled, Shelly Lamperski emotionally pleaded, "Don't leave me. I love you. We have a (18-month-old) daughter."


And she pounded his chest.


Each year lightning kills about 25 people in the United States and many more are severely injured, according to federal reports. And Central Florida is known as the nation's lightning capital.


Richard Lamperski remained level-headed. He voluntarily served in a combat role in the Vietnam War. He took the steering wheel of the outboard boat, which was going in circles. He gunned the engine and headed for dock at Suzy's Tiki Bar.


He kept yelling, "Call 911, call 911."


Initially people at the bar didn't hear the pleas.


The lighting hit about 100 yards from the bar, startling the 100 customers gathered there for customer appreciation day. Bartender Renee Francis screamed and jumped because of the loud crack that shook the air. But then she and the others settled down. They hadn't seen what had happened in the boat.


Finally Francis heard her co-workers yelling.


People rushed out and lifted Travis Lamperski onto the dock and Milligan began CPR. "She brought my son back to life." Richard Lamperski said, "He was dead. I am so grateful for what she did."


Travis Lamperski has regained most of his consciousness and his family hopes he will be released from the hospital Friday. But he has no memory of what happened, according to his family. All he recalls is being in a boat and then in Orlando.


He is joking "about how the lightning bolt gave him super powers," his father said.


And the father quips about naming his boat "Lucky Strike."


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George Lopez Jokes -- I Was Fired 'Because I'm Brown'


George Lopez wasn't afraid to talk about his show getting canceled on "Lopez Tonight" yesterday -- but he told the crowd that he was being fired because of the color of his skin.


Lopez -- whose voice was featured in the "Smurfs" movie -- was talking about how Sony has greenlit a "Smurfs" sequel during his monologue ... and quipped, "So today I lost some work because I'm brown, but I got some work because I'm blue!"


Is Lopez REALLY blaming race ... or was he just trying to crack a bad joke?


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2011年9月3日 星期六

The other side of the bar

SOUTH BEND - Sometimes, when the alcohol is flowing and loud jokes and innuendoes are filling the air, Madelyn Larkin employs a trick of the trade.

She turns down her hearing aids and goes about her business.

For 45 years, that business has been serving at the Maennechor Club near the East Race, first as a waitress toting beers to bowlers in the basement’s four lanes, eventually working her way to the bar. On Friday two days before she turns 90, she’ll officially hand out her last beer and mix her last rum and Coke there.

She hates to quit, she says tearfully, but it’s time. Since her husband of 69 years, Sam, died last Thanksgiving, life hasn’t been the same. But she’ll miss the people she’s met here.

People like trustee Kendall Griffey, whose 18-year-old son is like Larkin’s own grandson. And trustee Ray Owens, who’s known her for almost 40 years. And Patti Sellers, and Bill Mabry, who join several others in raising their glasses and saying “Hear, hear!” when Owens toasts, “She’s been one hell of an asset to this club.”

And then in the next breath, they tease her about having “sticky fingers.” It’s funny precisely because everyone knows their white-haired barkeep doesn’t lie, and she doesn’t steal. She’s heard a lot of beer-driven confessions, but she doesn’t tell tales. (Here, she tugs an imaginary zipper across her lips.)

Yet she can dish out as good as she gets.

After Larkin retires, she tells Mabry, people can come to her house anytime to visit.

“You got beer?” he asks.

“I’ve got a refrigerator full of beer,” she says, timing perfect. “But I’ve only got two for you.”

‘Madelyn would have won’

Madelyn Deardorff met Sam Larkin at a high school roller skating party. He attended Central; she was a sophomore at Woodrow Wilson. She promised her parents she’d finish high school before they’d marry. And she did.

Sam worked at Studebaker and later retired as the Zamboni driver for the city’s parks department. After their two children were grown, she began hanging out more with him at the club.

When Sam’s many medical problems began to lead to kidney issues at the end of his life, Madelyn spent every day by his side for six weeks. Here, she tears up again at the thought of the long marriage she misses keenly.

Once, she lost her wedding rings for three months, finally discovering them while sweeping some popcorn kernels from under the machine at the bar.

“Everybody has fights, but we never had any knock-down, drag-out fights,” she says.

“But if they had,” Griffey says, lightening the mood again, “Madelyn would have won.”

Scotch and dentures

“Maennechor” means men’s choir in German. But these days, Griffey says, most of the singing happens only late at night when the beer has been flowing.


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5 things you need to know for Friday

TAMPA BAY, Fla. - Here are five things you need to know happening in Florida on Friday, August 12.

(1) Florida Sales Tax Holiday

Back-to-school shoppers can save money throughout the State of Florida with the start of the sales tax holiday on Friday.

No sales tax or local option taxes will be collected on sales of clothing, footwear, certain accessories and school supplies now through Sunday at midnight.

The tax exemption applies to each eligible item of clothing selling for $75 or less and eligible school supply items selling for $15 or less.

Clothing means any article intended to be worn on or about the body. The exemption does not include watches, watchbands, jewelry, handkerchiefs or sporting equipment like skis, swim fins, inline skates or skateboards.

School supplies means notebook paper, pens, pencils, markers, erasers, crayons, notebooks, legal pads, binders, lunch boxes, construction paper, folders, poster board, poster paper, composition books, scissors, cellophane tape, glue, paste, rulers, computer disks, protractors, compasses, and calculators.

The exemption does not apply to sales of clothing or school supplies sold at a theme park, airport, entertainment complex, hotel, timeshare complex, or motel.

For more information on the sales tax holiday, visit the Florida Department of Revenue website at dor.myflorida.com .

(2) Alline Avenue Area Drainage Improvement Project

Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn will be joined by community leaders and neighborhood residents for a groundbreaking ceremony on Friday to mark the start of construction of the Alline Avenue Area Drainage Improvement Project.

The project will help alleviate flooding within the neighborhood bounded by Bayshore Boulevard, MacDill Avenue, Chapin Avenue and Coachman Avenue. The area is subject to frequent flooding during heavy rains.

The project includes the construction of a storm water pump station, replacement of undersized storm water pipes, and the construction of additional water inlets on MacDill Avenue.

The $4.8 million construction project is scheduled to be completed by December 2012.

For more information, click here .

(3) Curiosity rover displayed

NASA scientists are displaying the next Mars rover at Kennedy Space Center for members of the media on Friday.

Curiosity will use ten science instruments to investigate whether microbes ever lived an area inside the Gale crater on Mars or if conditions inside the crater were favorable for life.

The rover's drill will pull samples from the interiors of rocks. Then instrument on Curiosity will analyze them to determine what the environment was on Mars millions of years ago and look for the presence of life-related chemicals.

The rover will also include color cameras, sensors to monitor the weather and radiation, and a laser to analyze rocks from a distance.

The Mars Science Laboratory, as the project is officially named, is scheduled to launch aboard an Atlas V rocket from the Cape Canaveral Air Force Station on November 25.

For more information, visit www.nasa.gov/msl/ .

(4) Caroline Rhea comedy show

Comedian Carolina Rhea brings her comedy show to Treasure Island at Friday night.

Rhea is best known for playing Aunt Hilda on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Drew Carey's girlfriend on The Drew Carey Show, and voicing the character of Linda Flynn in Disney's Phineas and Ferb.

She also hosted her own talk show, The Caroline Rhea Show, and was the first host on The Biggest Loser.

Rhea got her start on television with appearances on MTV's Half-Hour Comedy Hour, Comic Strip Live and Caroline's Comedy Hour.

Rhea takes to the stage at the Club at Treasure Island at 9:00 p.m. For more information or to purchase tickets, call (727) 376-4511 or visit www.theclubti.com .

To learn more about Caroline Rhea, visit her official website at www.carolinerhea.com .

(5) Buccaneers vs. Chiefs

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers open their 2011 preseason season in Kansas City on Friday night.

The Bucs are looking to build upon their impressive 2010 season when they went 10-6 despite low expectations and a roster full of young players.

Tampa Bay head coach Raheem Morris does not plan on playing his starters for too long. Bucs Quarterback Josh Freeman, who is a native of the Kansas City area, is expected to play about 20 plays tonight.

Last year the Bucs beat the Chiefs 20-15 in a pre-season game at Raymond James Stadium. The last time the two clubs met during the regular season was at Arrowhead Stadium in 2008 when the Buccaneers triumphed by a score of 30-27 in overtime.

Bucs players should feel right at home as the weather is forecast to be in the 80s with a fifty percent chance of rain.

Kickoff is scheduled for 8:00 p.m. The game will be televised nationally by FOX.

For more information about the Buccaneers, visit www.buccaneers.com .

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2011年9月2日 星期五

Review: At Jeff Dunham show, dummies get the last laugh

Among professional comics, Jeff Dunham is in a class by himself.

He’s far-and-away the most successful ventriloquist working today (can you name another?). But he also has a unique style that mixes observational humor and potty jokes with questionable racial material. And it’s all about as deep as you’d expect from bunch of dummies.

The tight-lipped comedian opened this year’s Illinois State Fair Grandstand concerts on Friday with an 80-minute performance before several thousand fans. Dunham is the first comedian to headline a Grandstand show in years (Bill Engvall opened for Clint Black in 2004).

He got in a few good zingers at the fairground setting.

“What is this, a show on a budget?” said Walter, Dunham’s grouchy old man puppet. “There’s not a roof, there’s no chairs — your career is zooming.

“They’re standing in dirt, for God’s sake,” Walter said, referring to the people standing on the track. “What are we, opening up for a drag race?”

Walter, unhappily married for more than 40 years, cracked a few jokes about Dunham’s divorce from his wife nearly three years ago.

“You can leave your toilet seat up all the time?” Walter asked with envy. “I’d hot glue mine open.”

Dunham is a master at quickly shifting between characters — during the finale he had three going at once. But the best parts of the show came from his skillful manipulation of the puppets’ faces.

I don’t know how it looked from hundreds of feet back in the Grandstand, where the majority of the audience was seated, but from my vantage on the track near the stage, a raise of the eyebrows or a shift of the eyes gave the puppets a surprisingly substantial stage presence.

Most of his familiar characters were in the show: Arthur, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Peanut and Jose Jalepeno on a Stick. There were two that are relatively new to his act: Achmed Jr. and a mini-me version of Dunham that Peanut called “Little Ugly Jeff.” Despite the drunken pleas of a guy near me on the track, Bubba J apparently called in sick.

Joke-wise, Dunham’s observational humor was not breaking a lot of new ground.

He had an extended bit in which Peanut complained about how hard it can be to get automatic-flush toilets to work and wondered whether we really need bathroom attendants to hand us towels (and have the nerve to expect a tip in return).

Peanut, a purple and white monster with a shock of neon green hair — he’s referred to as a “Muppet reject” at one point in the show — was the character that gave voice to some of Dunham’s most questionable material.

The low point was a bit about the difficulty of ordering Chinese food over the phone, complete with the word “hello” pronounced “hair-oh” and fake Mandarin along the lines of “ching chong dong.”

That was hilarious — when I was in elementary school and didn’t know better.

The biggest problem with this material isn’t that it’s offensive (though it is). The problem is that it’s not very funny and doesn’t have much to say.

Racial comedy’s highest purpose is to call out mock the audience’s prejudices.

If you’ve ever seen, for example, a black comedian performing for a largely white audience, you’ve probably experienced the moment where you’re not sure whether it’s OK to laugh at a joke about a negative racial stereotype.

It’s all right, the comic says, we’ve all got biases. You can laugh, as long as you know you’re kind of a jerk for doing so.

It’s only by recognizing and mocking our biases that we can ever hope to overcome them.

With Dunham, however, there’s no comeuppance for the dummies mouthing the ching-chong-dong routines — or Achmed’s “I kill you!” and “72 virgins” wisecracks.

Does Dunham think we’ve gone too far with political correctness? Should we just relax and learn to take a joke? Or does he put these lines in the mouths of his dummies so we see they’re not fit for polite, modern conversation?

It’s hard to say — Dunham never really takes a stand.

“We all know this is all you,” Peanut said to Dunham. The most honest line of the show, from the mouth of a dummy.

Brian Mackey can be reached at 747-9587.


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2011年9月1日 星期四

Quick wit

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Jokes on Calling All Cars

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? Jokes on Calling All Cars Cassandra Tobin | 14th August 2011

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Calling All Cars plays the Beach Hotel, Byron Bay Thursday, August 18.

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Calling?All Cars did not let second album jitters get in the way of a good laugh.


Lead vocalist Haydn Ing talks to Pulse while the recording sessions for Dancing With A Dead Man are still fresh in his mind.


“I really need to just take a step back now because we’ve just come out of the studio,” he says.


“I’ve just listened to each song so many times I don’t like any of them that much at the moment.”


The band’s drive to create and move on is how they ended up with a new record so close to the release of their debut.


Little more than 12 months between sessions is fast for the often-feared sophomore record.


“You always hear about the dreaded second album so we were stressing ourselves out about it and decided to just get straight in there,” Haydn says.


Writing while touring their debut – Hold, Hold, Fire – meant the Melbourne-based trio, including Haydn’s brother James (drums) and Adam Montgomery (bass), had about 40 songs to choose from.


The ones that made the cut stood out, says Haydn.


“During sound checks we were actually working on new riffs,” Haydn says.


“I always carry a dictaphone with me so I can record anything we come up with.”


Dancing With A Dead Man, released last week through Shock, is heavier and faster than its predecessor.


The drums just keep rolling from one track to the next and heavier riffs dirty up an otherwise polished release.


The album was produced with Tom Larkin (Shihad’s drummer), who also worked on their debut.


If you’ve been reading about some sweat-box recording sessions Haydn says he may have some larrikin mates who like adding to the band’s Wikipedia page.


Wikipedia isn’t the only place to gather CAC misinformation.


The boys have their own youtube.com channel – CallingAllCarsTV – where they’ve put up a few interviews, clips and a cooking demonstration.


Haydn and Adam spent some time in the studio filming a clip about the recording of the album while James laid down the drum track.


Haydn discusses the album in terms of “the growth of life” with his tongue firmly planted in cheek.


However the joke was lost on some and the clip lost the band a few friends on their Facebook page.


“We had been watching all these other bands talk about their albums – I won’t say who – and some of them were really bad,” he says. “So we thought we would do one too.”


Next time they’ll make sure they identify it better as a parody though, says Haydn, who for the record doesn’t think the album is like a “juicy plum”.


CAC toured 2010 with the prog-rock icons of the Australian music scene, Birds Of Tokyo and Cog, before graduating to a support slot with AC/DC and Queens Of The Stone Age this year.


“They are both equally amazing,” Haydn says of choosing a favourite between the stadium tours.


“I guess we’re all really big fans of Queens Of The Stone Age, so watching them side of stage was amazing.”
Plus hanging out with the “massive rock gods” was inspiring.


“I think the first time we saw Josh (Homme, frontman for QOTSA) he said ‘you boys drinkin’?’, so we were like ‘ah ... better go grab a beer’,” Haydn says, laughing.


“They’re both amazing though and they’ve been doing it all their lives. I think you pick up bits and pieces from every band you play with.”


So long as they keep that sense of humour as well as the drum beat rolling, Calling All Cars have many stadiums to fill.


You can catch Calling All Cars at the Beach Hotel, Byron Bay on Thursday, August 18 with support from Boy In A Box and Redcoats.


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2011年8月31日 星期三

AAA to AA+: Here come the battery jokes!

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) -- S&P's rating downgrade of the United States has hit a nerve with the public, sparking outrage, confusion and even jokes.

Never before has the world's largest economy been stripped of its prized triple-A status. That changed Friday, when Standard & Poor's downgraded the U.S. to AA+, a rating still considered high quality, but no longer on top.

After an event like this, whoever thought batteries could be so funny?

Twitter user scaryduck posted: "They've changed the US from AAA to AA. All this time and they didn't realise they were using the wrong batteries."

And simon_price01 said: "Until today I didn't even know America ran on batteries, never mind what size."

Others poked fun at the U.S. for no longer being No. 1. After boasting the triple-A credit rating since 1917, the U.S. is suddenly considered less creditworthy than 15 other countries, (and even the small Isle of Man), which still have the rating.

@GBeerLego wrote: "Canada currently beating us. Not a hockey update, but a credit report?!?"

Even economist Nouriel Roubini, known for predicting the 2008 financial crisis, chimed in from a fishing trip in Maine.

"Caught a just downgraded AA+ 11-inch Maine bass. Gotta cross to Canada across lake for AAA fish!" he tweeted..

On Saturday, the phrases "AAA to AA" and "S&P" were two of the most popular terms used on Twitter.

"America went from the AAA to AA? Yay, we're the same bra size!" wrote verymarykate on Twitter.

NoraMKE said, "Yo momma so poor she raised her debt ceiling and the S&P STILL downgraded her."

But of course, not all the commentary is light. The angry public discourse was dominated by finger-pointing in every direction.

Look no further than the roughly 6,000 comments CNNMoney readers have left so far on our initial article about the downgrade.

"Obama is the captain of the ship and he has allowed it to run into the iceberg," wrote a user called GetErDonee.

Another, named DChmu wrote: "Thanks Republican conservatives for running the country into the ground, expecting the Democrats to clean up your mess, and throwing every road block you could in the way of doing just that!"

Others criticized Standard and Poor's, after the company at first miscalculated the growth trajectory of the nation's debt, but then went through with the downgrade anyway.

"If Standard & Poor's is off by trillions in their analysis, then governments and businesses need to seriously question the credibility and competency of this company," wrote atilaDetroit.?To top of page


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2011年8月30日 星期二

George Lopez jokes about cancellation of 'Lopez Tonight,' references Charlie Sheen

George Lopez joked about the cancellation of "Lopez Tonight" on the TBS talk show and even paid tribute to troubled actor Charlie Sheen.

The cable network had announced on Wednesday that it had decided not to renew the late-night series, whose ratings have declined since its 2009 debut.

"Unemployment is at an all-time high and for Latinos, it just got a little higher," Lopez said during his monologue on "Lopez Tonight" on Wednesday. "We're not saying goodbye - we're saying cable doesn't work."

"Everybody asks ... 'What are you going to do now?'" Lopez added. "Like every TV star before me - I'm gonna find some crack. I'm going to get on the pipe. But I'm taking it good. My goddesses are a wreck. They left me and I'm losing teeth."

Sheen, who has battled alcohol and drug abuse for years, was fired from the hit CBS series "Two and a Half Man" in March after he insulted show co-creator Chuck Lorre in the media and following a rehab stint.

Before he was axed, Sheen, the top-paid TV actor at the time, was suspended from the show. He appeared on various news programs, touting his "winning," party-loving lifestyle and live-in girlfriends, or "goddesses." The actor maintained he was sober, dubbed himself a "rock star from Mars" and demanded a pay raise.

After TBS announced "Lopez Tonight" was canceled, Lopez received Twitter messages of support from fans as well as from several of his fellow comedians and actors, including Ashton Kutcher, who is replacing Sheen on "Two and a Half Men" when it returns for a ninth season in September.

"Hey @georgelopez sending love your way flaco," Kutcher Tweeted.

"Thank you El Kutch!" Lopez responded. "How about 3 1/2 men? I'm ready and close by!"

The news of the cancellation of "Lopez Tonight" even spurred a display of unity between comedienne and actress Roseanne Barr and her ex-husband, actor Tom Arnold.

"So sorry to hear of your cancellation--you are great!" Barr Tweeted, to which Arnold responded: "Finally something we agree on! Good luck George."

Others who expressed support for Lopez on Twitter include Margaret Cho, Judah Friedlander, "ER" and "Mulan" star Ming-Na, Holly Robinson Peete of "21 Jump Street" and the daytime series "The Talk," Niecy Nash, "Private Practice" actress Kate Walsh and "Rizzoli & Isles" star Angie Harmon, who was scheduled to appear on the show on Monday.

Lopez rose to fame as a comedian and later starred in his own scripted comedy series, "George Lopez," which aired originally between 2002 and 2007.

Lopez also appears in films and has voiced characters in animated movies such as "Beverly Hills Chihuahua," "Rio" and "The Smurfs." He recently filmed the comedy film "The Skank Robbers" with Halle Berry, Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence.

The final episode of "Lopez Tonight" airs on Thursday, August 11, at its regular timeslot of midnight and is set to feature Eva Longoria from "Desperate Housewives," which was also canceled recently and is set to air its eighth and final season in September.

Others set to appear on "Lopez Tonight" on Thursday are actor Benjamin Bratt, NBA player Ron Artest of the Los Angeles Lakers, former Guns n' Roses guitarist Slash and comedian Russell Peters.

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Tea Party official jokes on Facebook about killing Obamas

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By: Logan Smith (WIS)
Published: August 12, 2011 ? ?Comments | Post a Comment SUMTER, SC --

The chairwoman of the Sumter Tea Party is taking some heat after posting a joke on Facebook about killing the president and first lady.


Shery Lanford Smith posted the joke on her public profile Thursday afternoon, according to a screen-capture taken by the Sumter Item's Nick McCormac. Smith removed the post after being asked about it.


In the joke, the Obamas' helicopter pilot says to his co-pilot, "I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy!" Smith also posted, "If you're one of [the] 256 million, pass it on," implying she herself would be happy to see the Obamas killed.


The joke has been circulating for years in various forms which have included the names of multiple political figures. "It's just a joke," Smith told the Item when contacted about her post. "I had no idea it would be an issue."


Smith was elected chairwoman of the Sumter Tea Party in February 2011, according to the organization's now-defunct website.


While Smith's joke was clearly posted in jest, this isn't the first time a South Carolina political figure has come under fire for inflammatory Facebook posts. In 2009, longtime SCGOP activist Rusty DePass drew national attention after posting that an escaped gorilla was probably "just one of Michelle [Obama]'s ancestors."


In July, the co-chairman of the Kershaw County Republican Party was asked to resign after 'liking' a post which outlines when one should "shoot a cop." That article was posted by the Kershaw County Patriots, another tea party-affiliated group.

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2011年8月29日 星期一

Kirstie Alley calls out David Letterman for 'fat' jokes

 

The weekend is all about catching up on important things we missed during the week. Or napping. Anyhow, this falls into the first category: On Thursday (July 28), Kirstie Alley stopped by the "Late Show" to take David Letterman to task for a series of fat jokes he told while she was competing on "Dancing with the Stars" in the spring.


"I feel like I'm a little estranged from you," says Alley in the clip above. "I thought you loved me madly, but then you talked about me being a little 'chub'."


Letterman admits to having poked fun at Alley's weight, at which point the actress produces a list of said jokes to read back to Dave:


"Kirstie Alley joining Dancing with the Stars. If you don't already own one, now might be a good time to get a wide-screen TV."


"Last night on 'Dancing,' Kirstie Alley fell on the dance floor. How many of you felt it? However, the judges scored her an 8 -- on the Richter scale."


"I did these because I felt like I had your tacit approval," says a none-too-concerned Letterman.


"I said it was okay," Alley replies, "So that was like go ahead and tell 50 of them?"


Yup.


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George Lopez Jokes About Cancellation, Compares Himself to Charlie Sheen (Video)

Now that George Lopez's TBS late-night show is canceled, he's following in the footsteps of another TV actor… Charlie Sheen.


"I'm taking it good, but my goddesses are a wreck… they left me," joked Lopez Wednesday. "And I'm losing teeth."


Lopez also quipped: "In case you did not see the news on unemployment, it's at an all-time high? and for Latinos, it just got a little higher."


"Big news: Sony just announced they're doing a sequel to the Smurf's movie, so today I lost some work because I'm brown, but I got some work because I'm blue," he added.


"We're not saying goodbye, we're just saying cable doesn't work," he went on.


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2011年8月28日 星期日

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2011年8月27日 星期六

George Lopez Speaks About Show Cancellation, Still Has Jokes

George Lopez’s TBS late night talk show Lopez Tonight was cancelled but the comedian is taking it in stride. During his opening monologue last night he turned the bad news into a comedic routine.

“So hey! Did you guys see the news?” he asked. “Unemployment is at an all-time high and for Latinos it just got a little higher.”

But George is trying to stay positive.

“I did get some good news this morning though. Sony announced they were doing a sequel to The Smurfs movie,” George said while wiping his brow. “So today I lost some work because I’m brown, but also I got some work because I’m blue.”

OK! Magazine caught up with the comedian to see what he was working on and a jokey Lopez still had people laughin.

“And really almost like every TV star who loses his job. Now what am I going to do, everybody asks. What am I going to do now? Like every TV star before I’m going to find some crack,” he joked. “I’m going to get on the pipe. Lose that unwanted 110 pounds I’ve been trying to lose.”

All jokes aside, he added that this really won’t be the last we see of him but the lesson he learned in this is that cable isn’t always the best place for a late night show. It works for small few but he just didn’t have that fortune.


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Video: Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari crack jokes in "30 Minutes or Less"

 21st Century "Conan" & Cast Walk the LA Black Carpet 4:11 August 12, 2011

21st Century "Conan" & Cast Walk the LA Black CarpetStars of the new "Conan" movie gathered in Hollywood for the film's premiere. Scott Edward reports.

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2011年8月26日 星期五

Fletcher’s smart meter jokes not appreciated

Published: August 08, 2011 1:00 PM
Updated: August 08, 2011 1:43 PM

Editor: Enough with the tinfoil hat jokes.?Black Press legislative reporter Tom Fletcher (B.C. Views, The Times, Aug. 2) has now joined the ranks of other journalists who use sarcasm and damaging accusations to muddy the waters of understanding and awareness.

In his column headlined “Greens lose credibility,” he dismisses the growing wealth of scientific research and information that strongly supports what people like Elizabeth May and Jane Sterk were brave enough to put forward in their press conference last week.

To enter into a constructive conversation with a powerful conglomerate like Hydro and the provincial Liberals isn’t often attempted.?To face ridicule when presenting a reasonable, balanced alternative view is a sad commentary on our media and on us as a society.

Must we ignore any opinion or insight that doesn’t reinforce our own?? If so, how will we gain or cultivate any kind of reasonable perspective?

To date, in most newspapers there has been precious little balanced local information presented about smart meters.? This in light of the fact that, if Hydro has its way, in spite of a growing outcry, these wireless meters, with all their drawbacks, will be mounted on every home and business in B.C. ?And most people here are still saying, “What’s a smart meter?”

This is becoming a very real issue for those who care about their personal security, cost of living, safety, health, human rights and our children’s future.

In attempting to discredit the WHO’s rating of RF radiation as a possible 2B carcinogen by pointing to pickled vegetables, Fletcher embarrasses himself yet again.

He conveniently fails to tell anyone that the 2B rating also places RF in the same category with lead, chloroform, DDT, diesel exhaust, dry cleaning chemicals and about 200 other possible carcinogens. Among them are, yes, pickled vegetables from China, where questionable chemicals are used in their manufacturing.

There is much to learn.

Deployment of a radiation-emitting device on every home and business in the province, without due diligence, public education or oversight, is alarming to say the least.?B.C. Hydro executives have joined with big business, “green washing” their message, manipulating the public in ways that will have major human, environmental and societal costs.

Please listen up, journalists who jump on bandwagons and write without knowing what you are writing about. Read the literature you are avoiding and discounting.

Look more deeply at the gold standard, peer-reviewed and published scientific studies and the highly qualified sources listed and showcased on the websites you haven’t bothered to search, and the books you haven’t time to read.?Listen to brave voices.

Visit?www.citizensforsafetechnology.org.?Research, and read intelligently, findings and insights unfamiliar to you, before putting your own ignorance on display.

Linda Ewart

White Rock


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21 Notes and Inside Jokes Hidden in Mac and Windows Software

By Dylan Love Aug 9 2011, 3:44 PM ET

Editor's Note: Secret notes and messages have been hidden in computer code since developers started writing it. Back in January, we assembled a list of nine Apple Easter eggs that we found in the icons used for various programs and products. Here, Business Insider has taken that to the next level, spotlighting more than 20 eggs tucked away in Mac and Windows software, from a game of Tetris to an ASCII version of Star Wars.

An "Easter egg" is a hidden message or in-joke that software developers will sneak into whatever project they're working on.

There are plenty in OSX and Windows. We even found a few in Firefox, including a message from a gang of robots and an alternative 'About' page that predicts nothing less that global domination.

We've gathered them here for you so you can see the secrets hidden in the software you already have.


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2011年8月25日 星期四

Ben Stiller launches 'See Jennifer Aniston Naked Foundation': Video

Friday, August 12 2011, 17:23 BST Ben Stiller has jokingly launched the 'See Jennifer Aniston Naked Foundation' to raise funds for charity.

The comic teased in a video for his Ben Stiller Foundation that renaming the group after Aniston is bound to increase donations for Haitian children.


A confused Aniston is shown the 'See Jennifer Aniston Naked Foundation' during the PSA's climax and angrily tells off Stiller for his attempts to use her body to promote his charity.


Watch the 'See Jennifer Aniston Naked Foundation' PSA below:


Stiller's actual charitable foundation has raised thousands to help build a new school for children affected by the 2010 Haitian earthquake.


The Tower Heist actor and former US President Bill Clinton will host a benefit for the Ben Stiller Foundation at New York City's Skylight Soho in September.


Tower Heist, starring Stiller and Eddie Murphy, opens in the US and UK on November 4.


> Ben Stiller to remake The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
> Vince Vaughn joins new Ben Stiller comedy Neighbourhood Watch


Watch a trailer for Tower Heist below:


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2011年8月24日 星期三

Republicans stop laughing after Obama impersonator turns jokes on them | Richard Adams

Obama impersonator Reggie Brown Obama impersonator Reggie Brown on stage at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans. Photograph: Patrick Semansky/AP

Maybe it was the steamy weather in New Orleans but delegates at the Republican Leadership Conference quickly lost their sense of humour when an Obama impersonator switched from jokes at the president's expense to poking fun at the Republican presidential contenders.

Reggie Brown, a comedian and Obama look-alike, had attendees rolling in the aisles with his racially-tinged one-liners aimed at Obama, including one referring to Obama's parentage:

My favourite month is February, Black history month. You see, Michelle celebrates the full month, and I celebrate half.

But the laughs turned to boos when Brown began targetting Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Tim Pawlenty among the Republican presidential contenders, with the conference organiser turning off the microphone and having Brown escorted from the stage.

Reggie Brown performing at the Republican Leadership Conference

The president of the Republican Leadership Conference, Charlie Davis, said he made the decision to take Brown off, telling the Washington Post: "I pulled him off the stage. I just thought he had gone too far. He was funny the first 10 or 15 minutes, but it was inappropriate, it was getting ridiculous."

Organisers also blamed the abrupt finish on Brown's act over-running its alloted time slot.

The first part of Brown's act made reference to the so-called "birther" controversy, mentioning Obama's place of birth Hawaii "or, as the Tea Partiers still call it, Kenya" before venturing further into dangerous territory in comparing the president's mother to the Kardashian sisters reality TV stars:

My father was a black man from Kenya and my mother was a white woman from Kansas. So, yes, my mother loved a black man and, no, she was not a Kardashian.

The allusion there – apparently understood by the largely middle-aged Republican audience – is to Kim and Khloe Kardashian, who have both had relationships with high profile black athletes, with Khloe married to Lakers star Lamar Odom.

Brown's act included "computer technology to predict what Michelle and I are going to look like at the end of my first term," flashing up a photograph of Redd Foxx from the 1970s sitcom Sanford and Son (the US version of the British comedy Steptoe and Son)

Scattered boos started when Brown/Obama began making fun of the various Republican presidential contenders, and was just starting on a joke about Michele Bachmann when the sound was cut and a moderator appeared to usher Brown off the stage.

How bad was Brown's act? According to Ta-Nehisi Coates at the Atlantic:

It doesn't strike me as offensive so much as really, really, really off in every way possible. Just a lack of self-awareness all around.

You can watch the full 20 minutes of Brown's act here, starting from the 2:04 mark.


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