'It's a hairpiece!' Justin Bieber jokes about his famous do

Justin Bieber broke millions of hearts around the world last night when he declared his 'Bieber barnet' to be a FAKE.  Justin Bieber

But fans of the pint-size pop star can breathe a sigh of relief - the claim was just one of a string of jokes he cracked on a US chat show.

Bieber, 17, had David Letterman's audience in stitches as he read out a list of ten pretend facts about himself.

Reading out the final 'fact', the teen singing sensation pointed to his famous 'do' and declared: "It's a hairpiece."

Bieber, who is dating Disney star Selena Gomez, also jokingly stated he had served eight months behind bars for siphoning gas and claimed he bought a four-slice toaster when he 'hit it big'.

He told the studio audience his real name was 'Green Lantern' and said he was 'not really a big fan' of actor Kevin James.

The Hitch star, who was also a guest on Letterman's chat show, pretended to look crestfallen as cameras cut to him backstage.

Cracking gags about his age, Bieber pointed to host David Letterman and said: "My Mom had to remind me that he's not Larry King."

"As hard as I've tried, I don't know how to not be adorable," he quipped.

"Last week I accidentally waited in line for two hours for my own autograph."

Bieber also got in a plug for his new perfume, Someday, claiming it 'makes a delicious low-calorie salad dressing'.

"I begged my publicist to get me out of this," he added.

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MANILA, Philippines — Making bomb jokes in Manila could land you in jail, if an ordinance passes in the city council.

The proposed ordinance, authored by Manila Second District Councilor Rodolfo Lacsamana, has been approved on first reading.

It imposes a jail term of three days and a fine of P5,000 on persons who shall cause or stir public anxiety or fear by making calls or statements of a false bomb threats in public places in the city.

“Considering the seriousness of the matter, the panic it will cause after the threat which insensitive people will think is funny, the person who makes it should be held liable. The threat of a bomb is no longer an object of humor nowadays. People have died because of bombs,” Lacsamana told the Manila Bulletin.

“Simply put, a joke could not only throw you in jail, but also cost you R5,000 in penalties,” he said.