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2011年8月11日 星期四

Obama Impersonator Says He Wasn't Pulled Early Over Race Jokes

Organizers at the Republican Leadership Conference reportedly cut short a performance by Barack Obama impersonator Reggie Brown on Saturday following a series of "racially-tinged" jokes about the president. (Example: "My favorite month is February, Back History Month. See Michele, she celebrates the whole month. I only celebrate half"). On Monday, Brown defended his act and pushed back against the suggestion he was yanked early during an appearance on MSNBC and in an interview with CNN.com.

Related: Jon Stewart Also Perplexed by John King's GOP Debate Questions

In the CNN interview, Brown refuted the notion he was cut off prematurely. The real story, according to Brown, went something like this:

"What happened is that I went over my minutes. They told me I had 20, but they aired a video before me and then my intro took up more time. When our liaison—they guy who introduced me–came up to me onstage, he said, “Hey, I am sorry—your time is up," and so I finished and went backstage. I was told it was because of my time, not my act, not because of anything I said."

He repeated the time-constraint explanation during a sometimes in-character appearance on MSNBC this morning, adding that the performance didn't cause any problems in rehearsal and that his jokes about the 2012 GOP presidential field also weren't a problem."That's my material," he said, "that's what I do." Also, he says he got paid in full.


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2011年3月27日 星期日

It Wasn’t Me

It Wasn’t Me

Two buddies, John and Bill, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly John throws up all over himself.

“Oh, no. Now Julie will kill me!”

Bill says, “Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your shirt pocket, tell Sheila that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.”

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually John rolls into home and Julie starts to give him a hard time.

“You reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! My God, you’re disgusting!”

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, John says, “Nowainaminit, I can e’splain everytin! Ish snot wha chew tink. I only had a cuppla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me. He had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was ver rry sorry an’ gave me twenny bucks for da cleanin’ bill!”

Julie looks in the breast pocket and says, “But this is forty bucks.”

“Oh, yeah…I almos’ fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too!



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