2011年6月30日 星期四

Von Trier jokes at Cannes about Nazi roots

CANNES, France, May 18 (UPI) -- Controversial Danish director Lars von Trier joked about his family's Nazi roots at a Cannes film festival press conference promoting his film, "Melancholia."

Von Trier's film credits include "Breaking the Waves," "Dancer in the Dark," "Dogville" and "Manderlay." His latest movie stars Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg.

The Hollywood Reporter said the filmmaker, who is known for his dark humor, was asked about his Germanic roots at a Cannes news conference Wednesday and responded to the surprise of the journalists, Dunst and Gainsbourg: "For a long time I thought I was a Jew and I was happy to be a Jew, then I met [Danish and Jewish director] Susanne Bier and I wasn't so happy. But then I found out I was actually a Nazi. My family were German. And that also gave me some pleasure. What can I say? I understand Hitler … I sympathize with him a bit."

Von Trier went on to say: "I don't mean I'm in favor of World War II and I'm not against Jews, not even Susanne Bier. ... In fact, I'm very much in favor of them. All Jews. Well, Israel is a pain in the ass but …Now how can I get out of this sentence? OK. I'm a Nazi."

Queried later about whether he would like to make a film on a larger scale, he replied: "Yes. We Nazis like to do things on a big scale. Maybe I could do 'The Final Solution,' " The Hollywood Reporter said.


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Arnie is great fodder for Twitter predators

 Arnie fans are dealing with the scandal over his secret son through humour. Picture: AP Source: PerthNow


AFTER the shocking news that Arnold Schwarzenegger - former Governor, bodybuilder, action hero, Terminator - has fathered a child with his housekeeper, people are consoling themselves the only way they know how.


With jokes. Many jokes.


Some are in poor taste. Others aren’t funny. But there is no shortage to people taking one of the most imitated men on the planet and finding a comedic angle on the scandal.


US comedian Conan O’Brien used in his opening monologue to go to town on Schwarzenegger, and he didn’t hold back.


“My name is Conan O'Brien, but I can now publicly call myself Arnold Schwarzenegger Jr.,” he opened with.


“Its me, actually I am the guy!"



“In a statement Arnold said…I am truly sorry there are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused, and then he said “but enough about jingle all the way ..."


You can watch the rest of it here:

Ground zero for all public scandal related jokes is social networking sites, particularly Twitter. Below, news.com.au has rounded up some of the best.


One of the top tweets was this offering from George Takei – best known as Hikaru Sulu from Star Trek.?



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2011年6月29日 星期三

Brzezinski cracks jokes, but Biden gets serious

 

In a room full of Washington’s elite, MSNBC anchor Mika Brzezinski felt right at home.


“There’s so many big egos in the room. I feel comfortable,” she joked Tuesday at the Washington Ritz-Carlton Hotel, where she and her colleague,?Joe Scarborough, emceed the annual Atlantic Council Awards Dinner.


Sen. Chuck Hagel, who also attended, thanked the "Morning Joe" co-hosts for participating in the night’s event. "It was a sacrifice for them to come," he began."They gave up their bowling league night," Hagel said to laughter from the audience of Atlantic Council members and honorees. He poked fun of Vice President?Biden, who delivered the keynote address. "The only thing I don't like about Biden is that his speeches are too short," Hagel said about his former senate colleague.


Biden?was uncharacteristically restrained during his remarks, perhaps responding to the news of the week. He commented on the importance of NATO, the United States' relationship with the European Union and, of course, the killing of Osama bin Laden.


"There was one clear message that went out to the world: There’s no place to hide,” he said. He also praised the Navy SEAL team that executed the mission. "I was in absolute awe…It was actually breathtaking."


Former Secretary of State Colin Powell and television host Charlie Rose also attended. The event marked the Atlantic Council’s 50th anniversary.


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Jokes, gaffes as NSW parliament opens

Jokes, cheap shots and plenty of gaffes have characterised the first day of sitting for the new upper house of NSW parliament.


On Tuesday, Liberal Party MP Don Harwin was elected unopposed to the position of president of the Legislative Council.


Liberal upper house leader Mike Gallacher attempted to nominate Mr Harwin but had the wrong papers in front of him and inadvertently began reading the names of other Liberal MPs.


"Get it right," yelled out former treasurer and Labor MP Eric Roozendaal.


"We haven't even started yet and you're getting it wrong."


When Mr Harwin did stand to take the seat of president, fellow Liberal MP John Ajaka also stood and made a joking motion as if Mr Harwin had to be pushed forward to assume the job.


"Put some muscle into (it)," another MP yelled out to Mr Ajaka.


The chief responsibility of president is to preside over the upper house as referee and keep order when debate gets out of hand.


In his brief speech, Mr Harwin paid tribute to former presidents, notably his predecessor Amanda Fazio.


"I hope from each of them I will learn something that will help make me a better president and your servant," Mr Harwin said.


Liberal MP Jenny Gardiner was elected unopposed as deputy president and Christian Democratic Party leader Reverend Fred Nile was re-elected as assistant president, defeating Greens MP Kate Faehrmann in a ballot.


Half of the upper house members, those who were elected or re-elected at the March 26 state election, took a pledge of loyalty and signed the roll of the house.


When it was his turn, former planning minister and Labor MP Tony Kelly took a shot from Liberal MP Charlie Lynn.


"Did you have your fingers crossed there, Tony?" Mr Lynn yelled out.


Mr Roozendaal was also ribbed from the coalition side of the house.


"Big smile, big smile, Eric," one MP yelled out.

The house was adjourned until 2.30pm (AEST) on Tuesday, when Governor Marie Bashir will deliver a speech.

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2011年6月28日 星期二

David Letterman Jokes About Osama Bin Laden-Situation Room Photo

David Letterman took a break from skewering Donald Trump on the Late Show Tuesday to make a few jokes about the tense photo showing President Barack Obama watching the raid on Osama Bin Laden's Islamabad-area mansion.


The "Top Ten Things Overheard During This Moment" included, "Joe Biden, wake up!" laughed Letterman. Also: "Pause this, I gotta take a leak" and "Seriously, Joe Biden, wake up!"


No. 1 on Letterman's list? "I just wish Dick Cheney were alive to see this."


On Monday's show Letterman managed to connect Trump -- whom he recently called racist -- to Bin Laden by joking that Bin Laden's last words were, "What on Earth could be interrupting Celebrity Apprentice?"



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2011年6月27日 星期一

Seares: Obama’s jokes on eve of bin Laden’s death

Wednesday, May 4, 2011


WHEN President Obama cracked jokes at the White House correspondents' dinner, the night before he announced the killing of Osama bin Laden, in a way he misled media on what was about to happen.


White House, known to leak news more profusely than a broken water pipe, was able for once to keep a tight lid on, and distract journalists from, the story.


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No one had a clue, not even "Saturday Night Live" head writer Seth Myers who spoofed bin Laden but wasn't prescient enough.


Did Obama deceive the media? He did what any prudent president would do if he was about to order a hit on a most wanted criminal who had eluded a 10-year hunt by the Americans.


In a sense, he was play-acting, which helped. His funny jabs at Donald Trump on the “birther” issue and the billionaire's presidential ambition showed a leader with no major worry on the eve of a tough military op that could blow up in his face.


It wasn't lying, not the kind FDR did on the Yalta conference, Kennedy on Cuban missile crisis, Johnson on Gulf of Tonkin incident, Reagan on Iran Contra scandal, and G.W. Bush on weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.


'Given'


But had the news broken prematurely and Obama lied, it would've been the sort he could justify in the name of national security.


Presidential dishonesty, the American people must know by now, is assumed, a "given" in the job of leading a nation in constant peril.


It's different though in this country where a president could lie not to make the nation safe but to explain where he was and what he and his buddies were doing when a crisis struck.


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UW programs computer for 'that's what she said' jokes

Story Published: May 2, 2011 at 8:39 PM PDT


Story Updated: May 2, 2011 at 8:39 PM PDT

SEATTLE -- Who says computer science can't be fun?

Two University of Washington researchers decided to put their coding skills to the test and develop a computer program that can identify whether a seemingly benign sentence might turn risque if you add on "that's what she said."


That's right -- software that tells "that's what she said" jokes.


Recently popularized by Michael Scott, Steve Carell's character on "The Office," TWSS is a delicate and nuanced form of humor. As researchers Chloe Kiddon and Yuriy Brun wrote in their research paper, developing a computer program with a TWSS sense of humor "is complex and would require both deep semantic and cultural understanding to recognize the vast array of double entendres."


But they wanted to see if they could do it. (That's what she said.)


"We worked on this project because we want to help computers understand human speech better," Brun said in an e-mail to seattlepi.com. "Computers today can understand some things humans say, but they have a hard time recognizing humor and sarcasm."


So, they got to work on a system called Double Entendre via Noun Transfer, or DEviaNT, which would take written content from popular joke websites -- twssstories.com, textsfromlastnight.com, fmylife.com and wikiquote.org -- and compute whether it would be funny to add on "that's what she said.


From their research paper:


We observe two facts about the TWSS problem. First, sentences with nouns that are euphemisms for sexually explicit nouns are more likely to be TWSSs. For example, containing the noun "banana" makes a sentence more likely to be a TWSS than containing the noun "door". Second, TWSSs share common structure with sentences in the erotic domain. For example, a sentence of the form "(subject) stuck (object) in" or "(subject) could eat (object) all day" is more likely to be a TWSS than not.


They translated those and other assumptions into computer algorithms -- including mathematical representations such as "noun sexiness" (NS) and "verb sexiness" (VS) -- then ran the possible jokes through DEviaNT. Their program, it turned out, told a true TWSS joke 71.4 percent of the time.


"With TWSS identification, it is important to never incorrectly say a sentence is a TWSS," Brun wrote. "However, it is OK to sometimes incorrectly say a sentence is not a TWSS. (Think about being at a party and the embarrassment of yelling 'that's what she said' after someone says something that's not a TWSS, as opposed to not saying anything after a sentence that could have been followed by 'that's what she said.')


"Accordingly, our technique focuses on minimizing false positives: saying a sentence is a TWSS when it is not."


Out of nearly 21,000 possible jokes from the websites, 262 of which could be turned into TWSS jokes, DEviaNT returned 28 positives -- six of which were actually false positives. According to the research paper, these true TWSS jokes included the sentences, "Yes give me all the cream and he's gone," "Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes" and "Don't you think these buns are a little too big for this meat?"


The researchers plan to continue work on DEviaNT, which employs "metaphorical mapping" to decide whether something will be deemed humorous. The technique "may be generalized to identify other types of double entendres and other forms of humor."


But will their DEviaNT fit? (That's what she said.)


Kiddon plans to present their research at the annual Association for Computational Linguistics conference on Human Language Technologies in June in Portland.


"We had a lot of fun working on this project," Brun said. "At the same time, this is serious research. Humor identification is a hard problem in the field of natural language understanding. The (computer science) community enjoys fun research but also recognizes the importance of this problem and of our findings."


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2011年6月26日 星期日

Christina Aguilera Jokes About Super Bowl Goof: Who Had the Biggest Musical Flub?

Published April 27, 2011

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Christina Aguilera is ready to joke about her infamous Super Bowl mishap.


In a chat with Ellen DeGeneres on Tuesday, the singer explained why she thinks she botched the lyrics to "The Star-Spangled Banner" in February.


SODAHEAD SLIDESHOW: Watch videos of the biggest musical flubs.


"I was the youngest anthem singer in my hometown of Pittsburgh, PA. I think I had a moment where I was at the Super Bowl at 30 years old. I took in the moment a little bit too much. Shoot me for appreciating the moment, but here I am at the Super Bowl . . . singing for a team and in front of the world. And remembering what it was like to be that young and look where I made it now," she said.


But she's not taking the embarrassing incident too seriously.


". . . That night I knew, I just made myself a Trivial Pursuit question. 'In 2011 what female singer, ya know, flubbed the lyrics.' It's just insane. But I had a really good laugh about it and you get over things. You get back up again and you just prove to yourself and to everyone you're that much stronger."


Aguilera is far from the only singer to have a meltdown during a live performance. Let us know: From Ashlee Simpson to Britney Spears, who had the biggest musical flub?



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2011年6月25日 星期六

'Daily Show' writer helps Prez with jokes

 President Obama knows how to surround himself with people who can get the job done.


According to the Hollywood Reporter, Comedy Central confirmed that "Daily Show with Jon Stewart" scribe Kevin Bleyer was one of the writers who helped the president with his jokes at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner.


The commander-in-chief also received an assist last year from members of the "Daily Show" writing staff, though this year Bleyer was the only one from the hit show to participate in the joke writing.


POTUS had them rolling in the aisles this year with jokes about Donald Trump, the birther controversy and disappointment in his performance in the White House. Last year's dinner won rave reviews for the president, who was said to have upstaged professional comedian, Jay Leno.

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Trump Boos Seth Meyers' Jokes

Published May 03, 2011

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Donald Trump, who sat by stoically as President Barack Obama and Saturday Night Live's Seth Meyers roasted him at Saturday's White House Correspondents Dinner, confirmed that he was less than amused by the show. Shortly after the event, he told New York magazine that some of the jokes "were fun, but not the greatest."


Watch Meyers blast Trump at the White House Correspondents Dinner


The next day, he told Fox and Friends (according to Politico), "I didn't know that I'd be virtually the sole focus," and labeled Meyers a "stutter." He also criticized the non-serious nature of Obama's speech, declaring, "I was certainly in a certain way having a good time listening. I don't think the American people are having a good time with $5 gas. ... I was thinking to myself as they were doing this, you know, the American people are really suffering."


Trump's "stutterer" comment raised the ire of the Stuttering Foundation, whose president Jane Fraser issued a statement that read in part, "Shame on you, Mr. Trump! We at the Stuttering Foundation find it discouraging that in 2011, Donald Trump has chosen to use the word 'stutterer' in a derogatory fashion, something to be made fun of, to describe Seth Meyers' speech at the annual White House Correspondents' dinner."


On CNN, Trump told anchor Don Lemon, "I thought the president actually did much better" than Meyers, whom he reiterated had "marbles in his mouth." He described the evening as "entertaining." The CNN interview was also notable for Trump's comments on his crusade for Obama's birth certificate. He called widespread allegations that this quest resulted from his racism "ridiculous." He defended saying, "I have a great relationship with the blacks," earlier this month on Fred Dicker's radio show by explaining, "I have many, many black friends who said to me, 'Absolutely not a problem [with the wording].'"


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2011年6月24日 星期五

Physicists Trap Antimatter for 16 Minutes; Cue Hoverboard Jokes

Man, they just never stop doing cool stuff at CERN! The latest bit of news from Europe's nuclear research organization is that a team at ALPHA, the Antihydrogen Laser Physics Apparatus, has trapped 309 atoms of antimatter--specifically, antihydrogen--for 1000 seconds, or just under 17 minutes.


It's not the first time scientists have captured some amount of antimatter, but it's far and away the longest they've ever managed to hold onto it. The previous record was 172 milliseconds. The 16-minute capture is neat in its own right, but it's also got people talking about the next step: antigravity applications.


Beg pardon? Yes--it's speculated that antimatter may fall up instead of down. Thus far, we haven't been able to test the theory, because we've never been able to isolate a quantity of antimatter and put it in conditions where gravity could affect it. But this might happen before the end of the year, according to Alasdair Wilkins at io9.


What are the odds that antimatter actually falls up? "It's disappointingly likely that antimatter will fall 'down' just like regular matter," writes Evan Ackerman at the tech blog DVICE. But writers at Inhabit, Popular Science, and MIT's Technology Review seem agnostic on the question. In any case, it's an excuse for DVICE, Inhabit, and Take Part to run their best hoverboard shots from Back to the Future Part II. And we're not made of stone here at The Atlantic Wire, so here's that chase scene:


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Obama's Donald Trump Jokes Helped by 'Daily Show' Writer

President Obama has been praised for the jokes he made at Saturday's White House Correspondents Association dinner, during which he poked fun at Donald Trump and Matt Damon, among others.


It turns out that a writer on the Daily Show With Jon Stewart is one of those whom Obama should be thanking.


Kevin Bleyer was one of the writers who helped Obama with his jokes, Comedy Central confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter late Monday. Bleyer apparently took the job independent of Daily Show and was the show's only writer who had a hand in Obama's script.


In his remarks Saturday, Obama took aim at Trump, who has for months been questioning the president's birth certificate.


"I know he's taken some flack lately," Obama said, "but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate issue to rest than Donald, and that's because he can get back to the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?"


Obama also made a dig at Damon, who recently publicly spoke out against him.


"Matt Damon said he was disappointed in my performance," he said. "Well, Matt, I just saw The Adjustment Bureau, so right back atcha, buddy!"


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2011年6月23日 星期四

Late Night TV's Best Jokes About Donald Trump, Osama Bin Laden

Stephen Colbert, left, and Jon Stewart

David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert all made jokes about Donald Trump and Osama bin Laden on their late-night shows Monday night.


In his top 10 list on CBS' Late Show, Letterman imagined what bin Laden's final words were before he was killed?Sunday by U.S. forces, as noted by Entertainment Weekly.


At No. 7: "What on Earth could be interrupting Celebrity Apprentice?"


The jab was in reference to the fact that President Obama -- whom Trump has publicly attacked for several months -- made the announcement of bin Laden's death in primetime Sunday, pre-empting regularly scheduled shows including Trump's Celebrity Apprentice.


On TBS' Conan, O'Brien also noted the Apprentice pre-emption.


"Which begs the question, how do we kill bin Laden again next Sunday?" he quipped.


Fallon, host of NBC's Late Night, impersonated Trump at the beginning of his show.


"To me, the message is clear," said Fallon as Trump. "President Obama is so scared of me and so desperate for attention that he felt the need to hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden right in the middle of my show. Classic Obama move."


On Comedy Central's Daily Show, Stewart could barely contain his excitement over the news of bin Laden's death.


"I suppose I should be expressing some ambivalence about the targeted killing of another human being, and yet, uh, no," he told his?Daily Show audience. "I just want details. What look did he give when Bin Laden realized the helicopters overhead were not giving traffic and weather updates? You think he pulled a Culkin?" Stewart quipped, showing the iconic image of Macauley Culkin with his hands on his cheeks and a shocked look on his face from Home Alone.?(Gawker?has the video.)


Fellow Comedy Central late-night host Colbert said he was "as giddy as a schoolgirl who just shot bin Laden in the eye."


“Suck my giant American balls, Al Qaeda,” he said on Monday’s Colbert Report, adding, “Hey Osama, no 3D movies for you in hell. Which I’m pretty sure would be The Last Airbender. ... I am just so happy. And I hope I am never again this happy over someone’s death.”


He added that he can “finally now throw my long-awaited ‘We Got Bin Laden Party,’” after which dusty and deflated balloons fell from the ceiling. “They’re a little dusty. They’ve been up there since 2002.” He also brought out a moldy cake with an image of bin Laden’s in Bjork’s infamous swan dress. The cake read: “Whassssup! Bin Laden, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.”


Quipped Colbert: “Folks, believe me, in 2002 this cake was hilarious.” (Gawker has the video here.)


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2011年6月22日 星期三

Bin Laden jokes come thick and fast on US shows

Jimmy Fallon, host of "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," portrays Donald Trump during a public address about the demise of al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden. (AP Photo/NBC, Lloyd Bishop) Jimmy Fallon, host of "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," portrays Donald Trump during a public address about the demise of al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden. (AP Photo/NBC, Lloyd Bishop) Osama bin Laden's death not only dominated the news, but also fuelled a wealth of comic relief, punch lines and unapologetic crowing from TV's late-night hosts.

"You seem like you're in a good mood," said CBS' David Letterman, greeting his "Late Show" audience with a grin. "You folks enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale?"

Over on NBC, "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno was all smiles, too, as he declared, "It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: 'Yes I Did.'"

"Great news," said Conan O'Brien on his TBS talk show. "The world's most wanted man, Osama bin Laden, is dead. Which means now the official No 1 threat to America is the KFC Double Down."

"It was the first Twitter death rumour ever that turned out to be true," cracked Jimmy Kimmel on ABC.

"Bin Laden is dead!" said "Late Night" host Jimmy Fallon on NBC - "just like the Republicans' chances in 2012."

And on CBS' "Late Late Show," host Craig Ferguson gave extra oomph to his trademark pronouncement, "It's a great day for America, everybody!"

"I'm as giddy as a schoolgirl who just shot bin Laden in the eye," glowed Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report," adding, "I hope I am never again this happy over someone's death."

Colbert's fellow Comedy Central host, Jon Stewart, was no less effusive on "The Daily Show."

"I suppose," he allowed, "I should be expressing some ambivalence about the targeted killing of another human being. And yet - uhhhh, no!"

Instead, Stewart said, he wanted details. Like, what was the look on bin Laden's face when he realised "the helicopters overhead were not giving traffic and weather updates?"

Letterman's Top Ten, "fresh from the State Department," purported to list bin Laden's final words, which might have been "I'm not sure I want to live in a world where 'Fast Five' is the No. 1 movie," or maybe, "I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head."

The jokes - and there were many - were focused on a handful of basic themes. Like the courageous Navy SEALs who took bin Laden out.

According to O'Brien, "When he heard about it, former President Bush was furious and said, 'Wait a minute - I could have used seals?!'"

"How about those Navy SEALs?" marveled Letterman. "They jump out of a helicopter and they break into the compound, and they fire a warning shot into his head."

"Well, the good news is," he added, invoking another prevalent theme, "bin Laden lived to see the royal wedding."

"Between the death of bin Laden and the marriage of Kate Middleton and Prince William," Kimmel said, "it's an exciting time to be in the commemorative plate business."

But what will happen to bin Laden in the next life?

Fallon disclosed that the 72 virgins supposedly awaiting the al-Qaeda leader in paradise had turned out to be "just some dudes watching 'Game of Thrones' on HBO."

Letterman had another theory: Owing to a screwup in the paperwork, they were 72 vegans.

The comics took glee in lampooning Donald Trump, who, as an undeclared GOP candidate for the presidency, has noisily questioned both Obama's citizenship and college scholarship.

On NBC, first word of bin Laden's death pre-empted the final few minutes of Sunday's East Coast airing of the Trump-hosted reality show, "Celebrity Apprentice."

"This," said O'Brien, "begs the question: How do we kill bin Laden again NEXT Sunday?"

Kimmel observed that, "On the same night Obama was ordering the Navy to kill bin laden, his potential opponent in 2012, Donald Trump, was busy firing Playmate of the Month Hope Dworaczyk."

And on "Late Night," Fallon impersonated Trump in a sketch, stating that Obama "is so scared of me and so desperate for attention that he felt the need to hunt down and kill bin Laden right in the middle of my show."

Online, much of the comedy reaction revolved around positioning Obama as an action hero. Making the rounds was a picture of a determined Obama and the label: "Everyone chill ... out, I GOT THIS!"

Another photo showed a smiling Obama in sunglasses and suit with the caption: "Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate. I was too busy killing Osama bin Laden."

One of the most popular topics on Twitter through much of Monday was Jack Bauer, the fictional government agent of "24." The Jack Bauer messages typically reflected a pride in the Navy SEALs who carried out the mission.

Steve Martin took his own, pointedly ironic approach to the startling events: "Slow news day," he tweeted.

But one of the most widespread quotations was from a much older comic legend: "I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." That one was courtesy of Mark Twain.


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Citigroup Axes Ben Stein Speech as Texas Woman Objects to Jokes

April 27, 2011, 6:00 PM EDT By Bradley Keoun


(Updates with payment in ninth paragraph.)

April 27 (Bloomberg) -- Citigroup Inc. canceled a planned keynote speech by writer, actor and TV personality Ben Stein after getting a complaint that he told jokes disparaging women at a private-equity conference in Dallas earlier this year.

Stein, 66, had been contracted by Citigroup to appear as a speaker at the May 17 event the bank is hosting in New York for pension and endowment funds. According to the agenda, other scheduled speakers include hedge-fund manager John Paulson and Peter Orszag, the former White House budget director who’s now a vice chairman in Citigroup’s investment bank.

“We have decided to present the conference without Mr. Stein’s participation,” said Danielle Romero-Apsilos, a spokeswoman for the New York-based bank. Stein, in an interview, said his jokes were mischaracterized and that the company didn’t call him before canceling.

Citigroup, accused in a gender-discrimination suit last year of being an “outdated boys club,” canceled the speech yesterday to avoid being associated with any inappropriate remarks, a person with knowledge of the matter said. The decision was made after Orszag received an e-mail from a woman who attended the March 2 event in Dallas and complained that Stein was “offensive and irresponsible.”

The woman, Lynda Villarreal, 41, had learned that Stein was scheduled to speak at the Citigroup conference, and e-mailed Orszag to ask him to reconsider, she said in interviews. Men and women at the March conference had told her they were offended by his remarks, she said.

Ferris Bueller

Orszag, 42, who wasn’t one of the organizers, forwarded the e-mail to the sales executives in Citigroup’s trading division who were overseeing the event, the person with knowledge of the matter said, declining to be identified because the deliberations were private. Those executives decided within hours to cancel Stein’s appearance, and the decision was relayed to Villarreal, the person said.

Stein, a Yale University-educated lawyer and former speechwriter for President Richard Nixon who played the droning high-school economics teacher in the 1986 movie, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” said in an interview that his jokes at the Dallas conference had been incorrectly retold.

“I’ve been in this speaking-gig business for a number of years, I’ve told these jokes before, and I have never gotten one syllable of complaint,” he said. “I don’t think any woman in the world would call me a misogynist. For this woman to say this is just fantasy.”

‘Deadpan Humor’

Stein’s agent, Marcia Hurwitz, said Citigroup had initially contracted with Stein through a speakers bureau and that his typical corporate fee is $45,000, plus first-class travel for two. In the event of cancellation, he still gets paid, she said.

Stein delivers “deadpan humor and serious insights on the economy and human nature in talks that leave people laughing and thinking,” according to the Washington Speakers Bureau website.

Citigroup’s Romero-Apsilos declined to comment on whether the bank had given Stein a chance to respond before canceling or whether he may still be paid.

“I am delighted that Citi has taken this action,” said Villarreal, a Dallas resident and vice president of business development at Trident Trust, which has offices in London, Atlanta and the Cayman Islands and provides accounting services to hedge funds and private-equity firms. “It shows their corporate leadership and respect for women in the financial industry as well as their clients.”

Mistress Joke

Citigroup has described the allegations in the October 2010 gender-discrimination suit, which was filed by six former and current employees, as “totally inaccurate or selectively incomplete.”

Villarreal’s e-mail to Orszag told of three jokes at the Dallas conference she said were disparaging to women. One joke was about a wealthy man, his wife and his mistress, she said.

Another involved a female airline passenger who, realizing the flight is about to crash, takes off her clothes and asks if there is a man aboard who will “make me feel like a woman,” according to Villarreal’s e-mail, which was also sent to Bloomberg News. A cowboy in a hat removes his shirt, hands it to the woman, tells her to iron it and fetch him a beer.

Villarreal said the jokes she sent to Citigroup were versions found on the Internet based on her recollection of what Stein said.

Stein, who has written columns for Bloomberg News and appeared as a guest on Bloomberg Television, said in the interview that the joke targeted the man, not the woman, and that in his Dallas telling the woman didn’t remove clothing.

‘Cloddish, Dopey Guy’

“It’s usually a joke understood to be making fun of a kind of cloddish, dopey guy,” Stein said. “When I was finished with this speech, dozens of women in the room came up to me and wanted their pictures taken with me, wanted autographs from me. Dozens of them. I got fan mail from women who had been at the group saying how much they liked the speech.”

The jokes are not original, he said.

“Every one of those jokes are thoroughly vetted with my wife,” said Stein. According to his website, she is a former lawyer, and they live with six cats and three dogs in Beverly Hills, California. Stein’s father, Herb Stein, was a member and later chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers under U.S. presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

In August 2009, the New York Times dropped Ben Stein as a columnist for its Sunday business section because he was simultaneously working as a pitchman for a credit-monitoring company, according to an Associated Press report at the time.

‘Encouraging to Women’

Earlier in 2009, Stein withdrew as the University of Vermont’s commencement speaker over complaints about his critical views of evolution in favor of intelligent design, according to the AP. He discussed those views as host of the 2008 documentary “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.”

Stein said he is “very involved in helping women’s groups,” including ones supporting unwed mothers and wives and widows of people in the military.

“I didn’t think I had an enemy in the world, except for the people who didn’t like my movie about evolution,” Stein said. “I am super, super, super encouraging to women. I support an awful lot of women who are trying to make their way in the world.”

An agenda for the Citigroup conference agenda accessed on the bank’s website yesterday afternoon listed a keynote lunch with Stein, billing him as a “noted financial expert and economist” and a “popular film and TV star.” By early today, Citigroup had updated the agenda to remove him.


--With assistance from Lisa Kassenaar in New York. Editors: David Scheer, William Ahearn.


To contact the reporters on this story: Bradley Keoun in New York at Bkeoun@bloomberg.net.


To contact the editor responsible for this story: David Scheer at dscheer@bloomberg.net


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2011年6月21日 星期二

Pandora adds 10,000 comedy clips

Pandora has added 10,000 jokes to go along with all of the music they provide.


According to Mashable, jokes from over 700 comedians will now be available to users of the online service.
Pandora’s Comedy Genome Project is similar to its Music Genome Project; it analyzes the content of each clip for style, content and delivery in order to determine which comedians have similar deliveries or jokes about similar topics. Be warned, this now means that one of your friends might create a Larry the Cable Guy channel.


But, it’s the customizable analysis and recommendation system on Pandora that has made it one of the best entertainment destinations on the Internet.
“Adding comedians to the mix has been one of the top requests from our listeners,” Pandora said in a blog post, “so we’ve taken the same approach to comedy as we have to music: carefully and deliberately analyzing comedic ‘bits’ across a very large number of attributes to capture the style, delivery and content of each performance.”
Examples of the comedians now on Pandora are: Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg and Joan Rivers. Comedy on Pandora will of course come with audio advertisements. Unilever is Pandora’s first advertiser and will be promoting its Axe male body products and Klondike bars.
Pandora was close to going out of business, but they have rebounded and are now preparing for an IPO that is expected to generate at least $100 million for the Internet radio company. The entertainment giant now has more than 80 million users and will essentially break-even with the deal.
The only question left to ask is: will you make a Doug Stanhope comedy channel on Pandora? You should because that guy has an awesome sense of humor.


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2011年6月20日 星期一

White House Correspondents' Dinner Video Takes on New Context

The White House Correspondents' Dinner video was studied for jokes, and Donald Trump bashing, on Saturday and early Sunday. But after Sunday night, the Correspondents' Dinner had an entirely different context. After that, the video of President Obama laughing at an Osama bin Laden joke took on a far different meaning, as did all of the other one-liners. While those working in the White House were all smiles Saturday night, it hid how on-edge they must have been for the next day's event.


The big headlines immediately after Saturday night's show were about Donald Trump and how he was a big target of two comedic speeches. Both President Obama and Seth Meyers took aim at Trump, which helped pile things on after he lost the ability to complain about the president's birth certificate.


However, following Sunday night, the most popular video clip involved a joke about bin Laden. When Meyers joked that a good place for him to hide would be on C-Span, the president gave a notable laugh -- or at least that's how everyone interpreted it.


Since Obama knew full well where bin Laden really was, and that the White House would order a raid on his compound just hours later, it added a huge dose of irony to the dinner. In fact, his laughter over Meyer's one-liner was later studied for clues to see if he actually gave any tells to what was really going on. But since the president kept the operation a secret for that long, he likely knew how not to give anything away by then.


The focus on that bit after bin Laden's death was rather symbolic, in many ways. Before Sunday night, the big talking point of the dinner was Donald Trump, just as he was the big talking point across the country. But for the first time in weeks, Trump and his antics -- and the jokes about them -- were knocked from the headlines, which not even the birth certificate revelation could do.


The White House found a significant way to change the headlines, which may be why Obama was more free to laugh at Trump and bin Laden. But considering the pressure-packed situation he would be in the next day, he had to relax anyway he could. If the raid failed and bin Laden got away, the video clip of Saturday night's joke would have taken on a more infamous context.


Even by recent standards, the aftermath of the Correspondents' Dinner is unprecedented. The event has been criticized for its often too close relationship between the president and the press, and faced a firestorm when Stephen Colbert roasted President Bush in 2006. Yet this year's event has found a new level of fame, irony and history, achieving the mix 24 hours after the event was over.


Sources


YouTube- "Seth Meyers remarks at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner"


Pittsburgh Post-Gazette- "Obama's sense of timing hits a new high"


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Jail, fine for bomb jokes

MANILA, Philippines — Making bomb jokes in Manila could land you in jail, if an ordinance passes in the city council.

The proposed ordinance, authored by Manila Second District Councilor Rodolfo Lacsamana, has been approved on first reading.

It imposes a jail term of three days and a fine of P5,000 on persons who shall cause or stir public anxiety or fear by making calls or statements of a false bomb threats in public places in the city.

“Considering the seriousness of the matter, the panic it will cause after the threat which insensitive people will think is funny, the person who makes it should be held liable. The threat of a bomb is no longer an object of humor nowadays. People have died because of bombs,” Lacsamana told the Manila Bulletin.

“Simply put, a joke could not only throw you in jail, but also cost you R5,000 in penalties,” he said.

Lacsamana, in his ordinance, said he thought about the ordinance after a bomb explosion inside a bus in Makati last January which wounded and killed several passengers.

He said there were individuals who heighten the tension by making prank calls or statements about bombs or explosives being planted in public or commercial buildings, theaters, malls, hotels, bus stations or jeepney terminals and other places where people congregate.


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2011年6月19日 星期日

Osama is dead, long live the jokes

IT was just minutes after news of Osama bin Laden's death leaked online for the Twitter comedians to start whipping out the zingers.

Even before President Barack Obama confirmed the death, @GhostOsama already had 10,000 followers while others started linking the assassination to the recent iPhone tracking scandal and the birther movement.

Referring to Obama's recent release of his birth certificate to confirm he was born in the US, twitter user @esoxteric wrote:``@BarackObama: Here's my birth certificate. Here's Osama Bin Laden's head. How do you like me now?''

``Looks like Osama Bin Laden signed up for Foursquare on the wrong day,'' tweeted @HaHaWhitePPL while @Peytonshead said: ``Osama Bin Laden just HAAAD to have an iPhone. Still don't believe Apple knows your every move?''

Expect weeks of forwarded emails from co-workers.


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President Obama Laughed Thru Osama Bin Laden Jokes Saturday Night, Acted Against Bin Laden Sunday

May 02, 2011 6:39 PM

ABC's Z. Byron Wolf reports:

President Obama and some ranking White House staffers knew Saturday night that American forces were closing in on Osama bin Laden in Pakistan. But they maintained strict poker faces. President Obama sat next to Saturday Night Live writer Seth Meyers as he gave a speech roasting the President.

Meyers’ joke about bin Laden hosting a CSPAN program and President Obama’s belly laugh take on new meaning now that its clear the President knew Americans could make a move on bin Laden any day.

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2011年6月18日 星期六

Trump shows no hard feelings over Obama jokes

Real estate mogul and possible Republican presidential contender Donald Trump said on Sunday that President Barack Obama did a "pretty good" job mocking him at a Washington gala on Saturday evening.

In remarks at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner on Saturday evening, Obama joked about the "birther" debate, Trump's possible presidential ambitions and his experience as a reality TV star.

"I thought some of what the president did was pretty good," Trump said in an interview on CNN.

"I understand it. It was a lion's pit. I was walking into it. I've been there before and I thought it was an entertaining evening," Trump said.

One of Obama's gags that most amused Trump, he said, were the images flashed on big ballroom screens of what was labeled "Trump, The White House," spoofing the businessman's practice of naming buildings after himself.

It portrayed a hotel-casino-golf course with bikini-clad girls frolicking in the fountain that adorns a White House lawn and gold columns substituted at the front for white ones.

Trump has seized on talk that Obama was not native born and therefore ineligible to be president. Obama last week released a longer version of his birth certificate to silence the debate.

Trump again took credit for forcing Obama to release the document but said he did not want to talk about the birther issue any more.

"The press kept asking the question and that's what it came to the forefront," he said. He said he'd rather talk about serious issues like jobs and the economy.

Trump, who has been testing the waters for a possible 2012 run for the Republican presidential nomination, said he would be "announcing something prior to June." He's holding back with an announcement until his reality TV show "Celebrity Apprentice" ends it's season on May 22, he said.

(Reporting by JoAnne Allen; Editing by Philip Barbara)


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2011年6月17日 星期五

Jokes, worries and more: The social-media reaction to Osama bin Laden's death

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Georgea Kovanis: 'Bridesmaids' stuffs fat jokes into a dress

Being a bridesmaid can be a lovely experience -- a chance to share a happy moment in a close friend's life.

It can also be disastrous -- friends turn into self-centered brides, their mothers into dictatorial monsters and other bridesmaids into simpering servants. In the meantime, you've spent several hundred dollars on a dress that makes your butt look bigger and dyed-to-match shoes that are going to kill your feet when you're forced to dance with one of the groomsmen.

It's with that jumble of emotions that I've been awaiting the May 13 release of the new movie "Bridesmaids."

It's the work of producer Judd Apatow ("Knocked Up," "The 40-Year-Old Virgin") and director Paul Feig, who managed to get the humor and heartache of being a teen just right when they collaborated on one of my favorite television shows of all time, "Freaks and Geeks." And it's being billed as a female version of "The Hangover," a movie I genuinely enjoyed.

So I scoured the Internet for early reviews.

I watched the trailer multiple times.

And I started feeling uncomfortable.

There's a fat bridesmaid.

Of course, she's a buffoon who tucks her napkin into her collar and emits a cacophony of bodily noises.

And apparently we're supposed to find all that gross and funny because fat people are gross and funny, right?

Every so often someone declares that we, as a society, have reached a state of fat acceptance.

They may point to the fact that designers such as Calvin Klein and Michael Kors make clothing for plus-size women.

Or that Crystal Renn, the sometimes plus-size model, has appeared in German Vogue and is the new face of Jimmy Choo.

Or that "Mike & Molly," a CBS sitcom about a fat couple who fall in love after meeting at Overeaters Anonymous, is doing well in the ratings.

And all that sounds great -- until you remember that the average American woman wears a size 14. And in the world of fashion, plus-size models can be as small as a size 10. And Renn has lost weight and, according to her agency's model card, wears a size 6 dress. And even in the modeling world, that's not exactly plus size.

Or you see a replay of an interview with 19-year-old Ashley Kauffman of Riverside, Calif., who said she wasn't allowed to sit in the front row at "American Idol" because a show worker said she was too fat.

Or you remember that when it comes to "Mike & Molly," Maura Kelly, a blogger for the fashion magazine Marie Claire, said: "I think I'd be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with rolls and rolls of fat kissing each other ... because I'd be grossed out if I had to watch them doing anything."

None of us want to be fat, but -- because of bad choices or genetic predispositions -- it happens.

Overweight men often get a pass when it comes to their size -- they're called husky or stout, or someone says they're built like a football tackle.

Overweight women typically do not.

We may talk about how far women have come since our mothers and grandmothers. How these days we take care of our children and households while maintaining careers as elected officials and corporate executives and whatever else we might want, or so the modern success story goes.

But you'll have a much easier time living that wonderful life if you're thin.

Our western standards of beauty reinforce that.

So we make fat jokes. We starve ourselves. We sign up for weight loss surgery.

I guess it's easier to do that than to make the skinny bridesmaid the gassy one.

Contact Georgea Kovanis: 313-222-6842 or gkovanis@freepress.com


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2011年6月16日 星期四

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Osama Bin Laden Death Jokes from Twitter


'I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to "use his current location".'


"Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single."


"Bin Laden shouldn't have used his real address for his PSN account."


"They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life."


"RIP Osama bin Laden, World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)"


"The 72 virgins all have headaches tonight."


"At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out."


"This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list ? finally they get to move up in the rankings."


"Osama dead: Donald Trump demands the long-form death certificate."


"So Osama Bin Laden is dead... Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down."


"God will pass judgment; the US Military simply arranged the meeting!"


"Osama corpse into ocean + BP oil spill + Fukushima radiation = Zombie Terrorist."


"I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the "Add your location" button during his last tweet."


"Am I traveling with anyone? Just my human shield over there."


"The awkward thing about Osama is that nobody is telling you that Dora the Explorer was the one who finally found him..."


"Can they make a Call of Duty Map of Osama his compound?"


?Q: "What color were Osama's eyes?" A: "Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way."


"Osama Bin Laden was RIP (Resting in Pakistan)"


"It seems to me, you lived your life like a sandal in the bin."


"Now that Osama is buried at sea, is it socially acceptable to pee in the water while swimming?"


British - "So apparently they DO take the Bins out on bank holidays!"


"Won't Osama now team up with the deceptorcons now he's in the ocean?"


"BREAKING: Osama bin Laden to run against Hitler for mayor of hell."


"BREAKING: Osama been killed by an elite killing force ... in other news Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan."


 

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Osama Bin Laden Dead: Obama Calls for 'Unity'

President Obama speaks to leaders of the Republican and Democratic parties.

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2011年6月15日 星期三

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2011年6月14日 星期二

Crackin' Jokes: Justin Bieber Gets Egged On Stage

MANILA, Philippines — Making bomb jokes in Manila could land you in jail, if an ordinance passes in the city council.


The proposed ordinance, authored by Manila Second District Councilor Rodolfo Lacsamana, has been approved on first reading.


It imposes a jail term of three days and a fine of P5,000 on persons who shall cause or stir public anxiety or fear by making calls or statements of a false bomb threats in public places in the city.


“Considering the seriousness of the matter, the panic it will cause after the threat which insensitive people will think is funny, the person who makes it should be held liable. The threat of a bomb is no longer an object of humor nowadays. People have died because of bombs,” Lacsamana told the Manila Bulletin.


“Simply put, a joke could not only throw you in jail, but also cost you R5,000 in penalties,” he said.

Donald Trump shows no hard feelings over Obama jokes

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. real estate mogul and possible Republican presidential contender Donald Trump says that President Barack Obama did a "pretty good" job mocking him at a Washington gala Saturday evening.

In remarks at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday evening, Obama joked about the "birther" debate, Trump's possible presidential ambitions and his experience as a reality TV star.

"I thought some of what the president did was pretty good," Trump said in an interview on CNN on Sunday.

"I understand it. It was a lion's pit. I was walking into it. I've been there before and I thought it was an entertaining evening," Trump said.

One of Obama's gags that most amused Trump, he said, were the images flashed on big ballroom screens of what was labeled "Trump, The White House," spoofing the businessman's practice of naming buildings after himself.

It portrayed a hotel-casino-golf course with bikini-clad girls frolicking in the fountain that adorns a White House lawn and gold columns substituted at the front for white ones.

Trump has seized on talk that Obama was not native born and therefore ineligible to be president. Obama last week released a longer version of his birth certificate to silence the debate.

Trump again took credit for forcing Obama to release the document but said he did not want to talk about the birther issue any more.

"The press kept asking the question and that's what it came to the forefront," he said. He said he'd rather talk about serious issues like jobs and the economy.

Trump, who has been testing the waters for a possible 2012 run for the Republican presidential nomination, said he would be "announcing something prior to June."

He's holding back with an announcement until his reality TV show "Celebrity Apprentice" ends it's season on May 22, he said.

(Reporting by JoAnne Allen; Editing by Philip Barbara)


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2011年6月13日 星期一

Jokes, gaffes as NSW parliament opens

MANILA, Philippines — Making bomb jokes in Manila could land you in jail, if an ordinance passes in the city council.


The proposed ordinance, authored by Manila Second District Councilor Rodolfo Lacsamana, has been approved on first reading.


It imposes a jail term of three days and a fine of P5,000 on persons who shall cause or stir public anxiety or fear by making calls or statements of a false bomb threats in public places in the city.


“Considering the seriousness of the matter, the panic it will cause after the threat which insensitive people will think is funny, the person who makes it should be held liable. The threat of a bomb is no longer an object of humor nowadays. People have died because of bombs,” Lacsamana told the Manila Bulletin.


“Simply put, a joke could not only throw you in jail, but also cost you R5,000 in penalties,” he said.

2011年6月12日 星期日

Trump on WHCD jokes against him: ‘Is there anyone else they could talk about?’

On Fox News on Sunday, Donald Trump responded to the barrage of jokes hurled against him at Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which Trump attended.

While he expected some ribbing, Trump said he had no idea that he would be nearly the “sole focus” of the evening’s attacks.

“I really understood what I was getting into, I didn’t know that I’d be virtually the sole focus, I guess when you’re leading in most of the polls that tends to happen,” Trump said. “I had no idea it would be to that extent, where you know, it was just joke after joke after joke. It was almost like, is there anyone else they could talk about? So in a certain way I was honored, but you know again the economy is having such a, it’s going through such a traumatic period, I was thinking to myself, it just seems inappropriate.”

President Barack Obama poked fun at Trump, who was the most prominent critic of the president’s refusal to release his long-form birth certificate in the weeks before the Obama ultimately opted to do so last Tuesday.

“No one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald,” Obama quipped at last night’s dinner. “That’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like: did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”

Comedian Seth Meyers also targeted Trump during his act, saying, “Donald Trump often talks about running as a Republican, which is surprising. I just assumed he was running as a joke.”

But Trump fired back at Meyers as well on Sunday.

“I thought Seth Meyers, frankly his delivery was not good, he’s a stutterer and he really was having a hard time,” Trump said on Fox News.

Watch: Trump speaks out on WHCD

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Obama Jokes About Birthers, Poll Numbers and 2012 Candidates

Is he a real American? Is he Rocky? Is he the Lion King?

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama attend the White House Correspondents? Association Dinner in Washington, Saturday, April 30, 2011. (AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

President Barack Obama used the jocularity of the White House Correspondents Dinner to poke fun at the birthers, the 2012 GOP candidates, and even his own slumping popularity in a standup speech that ended on a solemn note, as he talked about the “unimaginable devastation” of the tornado damage he saw Friday? in Alabama.


First, though, it was all fun. He opened his routine with a video, set to the Hulk Hogan theme song “I’m a Real American,” that combined images of his long-form birth certificate with iconic Americana: an eagle, Rocky, Mount Rushmore, an apple pie.


“What a week it’s been,” he said afterward, telling the audience he had a special treat: a never-seen-before video of his birth in 1961. What flashed on the screen, to much hilarity in the ballroom, was the birth scene from the Lion King movie.


“I want to make clear to the Fox News table,” he said. “That was a joke.”


Before a room packed with celebrities, lawmakers, journalists, and more than a few likely 2012 contenders, Mr. Obama proceeded to take shots at himself: “I think it’s fair to say with my presidency, the honeymoon is over.”


And: “Others say that I’m arrogant. But I found a really great self-help tool for this; my poll numbers.”


Then he let it rip on everyone from Donald Trump to Rep. Paul Ryan, the Republican Budget Committee chairman whose austere spending plan recently passed the House.


“His budget has no room for laughter,” Mr. Obama said.


Riffing on the theme of their own possible foreignness, he took swipes at a slew of 2012 GOP challengers, including Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty and his just-returned ambassador to China, former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman.


“He didn’t learn Chinese to go there,” Mr. Obama said of Mr. Hunstman. “He learned English to come here.”


Mr. Trump, who has done more than anyone to stir questions about the president’s birthplace and was there to laugh along, got the most barbs.


The New York real estate developer, the president said, has now moved on to other mysteries, like “did we fake the moon landing?”


And: “what really happened at Roswell?”


The comedic host for the evening, Saturday Night Live’s lead writer, Seth Meyers, stole the show with a batch of bipartisan one-liners.


Mr. Pawlenty was what you found when you looked up “boring” in the dictionary. Mr. Trump “says he running as a Republican, which I found surprising, because I thought he was running as a joke.”


Mr. Meyers also made fun of how the president had aged, and changed politically, since his election in 2008.


“If your hair gets any whiter,” he said, turning to the president, “the tea party is going to endorse you.”


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2011年6月11日 星期六

President Obama Cracking Jokes at Washington Hilton

D.C. Council Member says demand for legal firearms in the city is low.

A high school teacher in Frederick, Maryland has been named 2011 National Teacher of the Year by the Council of Chief State School Officers.


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Obama makes jokes about Trump at journalists' dinner

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President Barack Obama told jokes at the expense of real estate mogul Donald Trump Saturday night, mocking his possible presidential ambitions in remarks at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

With Trump in the hotel ballroom audience of celebrities, politicians and journalists, Obama zeroed in on talk fueled by Trump that the president was not U.S.-born.

Obama Wednesday released a longer version of his birth certificate to answer some Republicans including Trump who claim he was not native born and therefore ineligible to be president, and blasted "carnival barkers" who refuse to let the issue die.

Trump has seized on the issue while testing the waters for a possible 2012 run for the Republican presidential nomination. Obama, a Democrat, is running for re-election next year.

"Donald Trump is here tonight. And I know that he's taken some flak lately. But no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than 'The Donald,'" Obama said, using Trump's nickname.

"And that's because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?" Obama added, drawing laughs and applause,

Roswell refers to an incident in the vicinity of Roswell, New Mexico, where, according to some theories, an object that crashed in 1947 was an extra-terrestrial spacecraft carrying alien occupants. Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur were rap stars whose deaths are the subject of continuing controversy.

'WELL HANDLED, SIR'

Obama suggested that Trump's biggest decisions typically involve the trademark firings he routinely carries out on his reality television show "Celebrity Apprentice" such as when he dumped actor Gary Busey.

"These are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night," Obama deadpanned. "Well handled, sir. Well handled."

Trump grinned, pursing his lips and looking uncomfortable.

"I think we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience," Obama said of Trump, drawing laughs.

"Say what you want about Mr. Trump," the president added. "He certainly would bring change to the White House."

Big video screens in the ballroom then flashed an image of what was labeled "Trump, The White House," spoofing the famed businessman's practice of naming buildings after himself.

It portrayed a hotel-casino-golf course with bikini-clad girls frolicking in the fountain that adorns a White House lawn and gold columns substituted at the front for white ones.

Trump has made a series of controversial comments as he mulls a presidential campaign and ripped Obama and other U.S. political leaders in a profanity-laced speech in Las Vegas this week, calling them "stupid."

Also coming in for ribbing from Obama were Tim Pawlenty, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman -- all potential Republican challengers for the White House in 2012.

(Editing by Greg McCune and Will Dunham)


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2011年6月10日 星期五

Obama makes jokes about Trump


 

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama told jokes at the expense of U.S. real estate mogul Donald Trump Saturday night, mocking his possible presidential ambitions in remarks at the annual White House Correspondents? Association dinner.

With Trump in the hotel ballroom audience of celebrities, politicians and journalists, Obama zeroed in on talk fueled by Trump that the president was not U.S.-born.

Obama Wednesday released a longer version of his birth certificate to answer some Republicans including Trump who claim he was not native born and therefore ineligible to be president, and blasted ?carnival barkers? who refuse to let the issue die.

Trump has seized on the issue while testing the waters for a possible 2012 run for the Republican presidential nomination. Obama, a Democrat, is running for re-election next year.

?Donald Trump is here tonight. And I know that he?s taken some flak lately. But no one is happier, no one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than ?The Donald,?? Obama said, using Trump?s nickname.

?And that?s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?? Obama added, drawing laughs and applause,

Roswell refers to an incident in the vicinity of Roswell, New Mexico, where, according to some theories, an object that crashed in 1947 was an extra-terrestrial spacecraft carrying alien occupants. Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur were rap stars whose deaths are the subject of continuing controversy.

'WELL HANDLED, SIR'

Obama suggested that Trump?s biggest decisions typically involve the trademark firings he routinely carries out on his reality television show ?Celebrity Apprentice? such as when he dumped actor Gary Busey.

?These are the kinds of decisions that would keep me up at night,? Obama deadpanned. ?Well handled, sir. Well handled.?

Trump grinned, pursing his lips and looking uncomfortable.

?I think we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience,? Obama said of Trump, drawing laughs.

?Say what you want about Mr. Trump,? the president added. ?He certainly would bring change to the White House.?

Big video screens in the ballroom then flashed an image of what was labeled ?Trump, The White House,? spoofing the famed businessman?s practice of naming buildings after himself.

It portrayed a hotel-casino-golf course with bikini-clad girls frolicking in the fountain that adorns a White House lawn and gold columns substituted at the front for white ones.

Trump has made a series of controversial comments as he mulls a presidential campaign and ripped Obama and other U.S. political leaders in a profanity-laced speech in Las Vegas this week, calling them ?stupid.?

Also coming in for ribbing from Obama were Tim Pawlenty, Michele Bachmann, Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman ? all potential Republican challengers for the White House in 2012.


2011年6月9日 星期四

Video: President Obama jokes about Trump, citizenship

NEW YORK, April 7 (UPI) -- Technology trackers said Thursday that U.S. retail giant Toys "R" Us would soon be selling Apple's hot-selling iPad2.


Web site ModMyi reported that a Toys "R" Us employee had sent it training material for iPad2 sales.


The material reviews iPad2 features and lists "accessories available at 'R' Us."


Intomobile reported the device is available at 10,000 retail outlets, including Walmart, Target, Best Buy and Radio Shack. Toys "R" Us also carries Apple's iPod.


A recent survey showed a move to a Toys "R" Us customer base might be a wise move for Apple. A Piper Jaffray survey said 20 percent of teenagers recently indicated they intended to buy a computer tablet within the next six months.


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Jokes Aside, Donald Trump Wants To Get Back To The Real Fake Issues

Jokes Aside, Donald Trump Wants To Get Back To The Real Fake Issues: Gothamist Sitename 56° our cities: AustinBostonChicagoLondonLos AngelesNew York CitySan FranciscoSeattleShanghaiTorontoWashington DC  PolarBearCon 2011: Riding Bikes With Ursus Maritimus featured  Big Soda Not Happy About Bloomberg's Food Stamp Soda Ban  Politicians Want To Ban NYPD From Handcuffing Children At Schools Jokes Aside, Donald Trump Wants To Get Back To The Real Fake Issues

 
The Donald with his current counterpart (AP) The White House Correspondent's dinner is a long-running Washington tradition, a way for politicians and the journalists who cover them to unwind for an evening in sympatico. But this year, it was mostly a chance for everyone to pile on Donald Trump and his "enormous balls." Well, Trump was absolutely flattered to be the "sole focus" of the night, but he just feels the pain of the American people too much to take any real pleasure in the yuks: "I guess when you're leading in the polls that sort of thing tends to happen. But I was certainly in a certain way having a good time listening. I don't think the American people are having a good time with $5 gas...I was thinking to myself as they were doing this, you know, the American people are really suffering," he told "Fox and Friends" today.


Trump, who was booed when he arrived at the dinner, definitely didn't look like he was having a fun time during the impromptu-roast; the camera caught him looking dead-eyed during several of the monologues. "I had no idea it would be to that extent, where you know, it was just joke after joke after joke. It was almost like, is there anyone else they could talk about?" he humbly opined. Trump did praise President Obama's jokes, but had some tough advice for Seth Meyers: "I thought Seth's delivery was terrible. He had marbles in his mouth. His presentation was not good. The president was far superior."


Trump also defended his F-bomb-laden Las Vegas speech from this past week, which he was almost universally criticized for...although he didn't see it that way: "Well, it was a speech in Las Vegas, in front of a rough group of folks, and a great group of folks, and I got standing ovation...It was really well received. The fact is it's a word of emphasis with that group. Probably I won't do it anymore, to be honest with you."

Contact the author of this article or email tips@gothamist.com with further questions, comments or tips. By Ben Yakas in News on May 1, 2011 6:00 PM donald trump humility jokes president obama seth meyers white house correspondent's dinner Other Interesting Stories Comments [rss] chris87654Another article sez: "Trump said he will focus on “making our country rich and respected,” by creating jobs, boosting the economy and stopping China and the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries from taking advantage of the U.S. "

First I've heard other than birther and grades/papers gossip from Don, but I'd like to know how he plans to accomplish his ideas, along with what cuts he'll make to reduce fed spending, who will be affected, and what he plans to do about Medicare/Medicaid and Social Security. Nothing new - same questions I'd have for Palin, Bachmann, other sideshows, and more realistic candidates.DonnaHThat Las Vegas event Trump cursed so prolifically in front of was put on by the Spring Mountain Republican Women's Group and other Republican Women's groups; the people Trump calls a "rough group of folks."

Can the man say two sentences without one of them being a lie? --Apparently not.Inconcievable de ImpublishableCon Artist In Chiefsluggitaearly onset alzheimers? Seriously, seems like Mr. Trump is suffering from some mental disease that disconnects him from most peoples reality. kind of sad to see him act out so publicly, Sheenlike.blog comments powered by Disqus ? PreviousHome send a tip Got something to share? Let us know! From tips@gothamist.com The day's most popular stories from Gothamist every evening in your inbox from our newsletter. Plus weekly event listings on Mondays! EMAIL (required) about staff / advertising / contact / newsmap contribute  subscribe Use an RSS reader to stay up to date with the latest news and posts from Gothamist. add gothamist Yahoo NewsGator Bloglines Feedster Google new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 4, interval: 6000, width: 300, height: 300, theme: { shell: { background: '#666666', color: '#ffffff' }, tweets: { background: '#FFFFFF', color: '#1a1a1a', links: '#990000' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: false, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('gothamist').start(); c 2003-2010 Gothamist LLC. All rights reserved. Terms of Use & Privacy Policy.Site Meter ?

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2011年6月8日 星期三

Laugh Lines

JAY LENO

President Obama’s approval rating falling again. It has gotten so bad that at the White House Easter Egg Roll, instead of rolling the eggs, the kids egged the White House.

Today was the big Easter Egg Roll at the White House. Things were a little different this year, because every time one of the kids would find an egg, First Lady Michelle Obama would make them trade it in for a low-cholesterol egg beater.

DAVID LETTERMAN

Excited about the royal wedding? Some people not invited to the wedding. Gordon Brown not invited to the wedding. Tony Blair not invited to the wedding. Also not invited but going anyway, the Salahis.

JIMMY FALLON

A new study found that Americans spend $1.2 trillion every year on stuff they don’t need. Or as Republicans call it, “health care.”

JON STEWART

President Obama has released a copy of his long-form birth certificate. I repeat, for those just tuning in, the current president of the United States, who after being born in the United States and becoming that country’s president, has released the nonlegally required version of the legally required birth certificate he had previously released.


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2011年6月7日 星期二

Champers, cake and jokes

WASHINGTON, May 1 (UPI) -- President Obama's birth certificate took center stage during his appearance Saturday night at the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington.


He was introduced with the song "Real American" with shots of the certificate cut into a South Park-style montage, Politico reported. The president also said he really wanted to put the issue of his birth to rest -- and showed a brief clip from the Disney cartoon "The Lion King."


Obama also took aim at Donald Trump, who has become of the country's best-known "birthers" in the past few weeks and a possible Republican candidate for president next year.


"Now, I know that he's taken some flak lately, but no one is prouder

Sunday Reading: Jokes from the White House

Obama at the White House Correspondence Dinner, makes fun of Donald Trump.

2012: GOP Establishment wants Mitch Daniels and others to enter the race, thanks to unimpressive field. [Jeff Zeleny and Jim Rutenberg]


White House Correspondence Dinner: Full video of Obama and Seth Meyers. [C-SPAN]


Trump Jokes: There's a lot of them; Eliot Spitzer in attendance too. [Rich Schapiro]


Trump Jokes:?After birther issue, "he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like: Did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?" said Obama. [Tim Perone]


Trump Jokes: "[A]lmost painful to watch, the juxtaposition of the president, flexing his new post-birther comedy chops, and the real estate mogul-cum-politician, grimacing at his table." [Helen Cooper]


WHCD Pics: Bloomberg points a finger at Rupert Murdoch. [Vanity Fair]


WHDC Pics: Colin Powell kisses Madeleine Albright. [The Caucus]


WHCD Pics: Wolfson hangs with Cee Lo Green. [Howard Wolfson]


WHCD Pics: Weiner chats with Steve Buscemi. [Vanity Fair]


Trump: After bumping into him, Joyce Purnick's mother warned her, "Stay away from that snot-nosed kid." [Joyce Purnick]


Cuomo Hides: Keeping a low profile and is just working. [Michael Goodwin]


Cuomo Campaigns: raised money in Soho from prominent LGBT supporters; April 13 fund-raiser at Howard Rubenstein's house. April 15 fund-raiser meeting at Regency. [Adam Lisberg]


Bloomberg Speeches: Goes to Oklahoma May 21 for Oklahoma Foundation. [NewsOK.com]


Michael Grimm: Says he made peace with Tea Party. [Tom Wrobleski]


NY26: Jack Davis pulling 23 percent. [Robert McCarthy]


Property Tax Cap: Cuomo tells reporters "I'm trying, I'm trying" to get it passed. [Brian Amaral]


State Senate: 303 staffers cut since Republican took over. [Joseph Spector]


Alan Hevesi: Says Hank Morris is an enemy. [Ken Lovett]


NYPD: Cop pulled over car carrying Dennis Walcott; no ticket given. [WABC]


NYPD Escort: The dry cleaner who connected P. Diddy with cop escort. Maureen Callahan]


Ticket Fixing: Cops pressured by union delegates. [Sean Gardiner]


Taxi Politics: Fare hike in exchange for permitting street hails for livery cabs. [David Seifman]


Food NYC: Coca-Cola opposes Bloomberg's push to ban food stamps from buying sugary drinks. [Noel Brinkerhoff and David Wallechinksy]


Charter School: New Geoffrey Canada project aims to educate students and the neighborhood. [Susan Edelman]


Buffalo: Federal government wants $700 million in misspent anti-poverty funding. [James Heaney]


St. Vincent's Hospital: Rally for one year anniversary of its closing. [astoria25]


And Michael Daly pays tribute to Hope Reichbach.


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2011年6月6日 星期一

Obama takes aim at Trump in White House dinner jokes

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President Barack Obama told jokes at the expense of real estate mogul Donald Trump on Saturday night, mocking his possible presidential ambitions in remarks at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner.

With Trump and some other potential 2012 presidential election rivals in the audience of celebrities, politicians and journalists, Obama suggested that the weightiest decisions Trump makes are firing people on his reality television show "Celebrity Apprentice."

"I think we all know about your credentials and breadth of experience," he said of Trump, drawing laughs.

Obama singled out a recent episode of "Celebrity Apprentice," in which Trump fired a contender in one of his trademark televised business challenges.

"These are the kinds of issues that would keep me up at night," Obama deadpanned. "Well handled, Sir, well handled."

"Say what you want about Mr. Trump," the president added. "He certainly would bring change to the White House."

Big video screens then showed an image of what was labeled "Trump, The White House." The mock-up showed bikini-clad girls frolicking in a fountain on the White House front lawn.

Trump led the so-called "birther" critics of Obama who challenged whether the president was born in the United States. The New York-based businessman took credit when Obama this week released his complete birth certificate to quell the talk.

Trump also ripped Obama and other U.S. political leaders in a profanity-laced speech in Las Vegas this week, calling them "stupid."

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Citigroup Drops Ben Stein Speech After Complaint Over Jokes

April 27, 2011, 6:00 PM EDT By Bradley Keoun

(Updates with payment in ninth paragraph.)

April 27 (Bloomberg) -- Citigroup Inc. canceled a planned keynote speech by writer, actor and TV personality Ben Stein after getting a complaint that he told jokes disparaging women at a private-equity conference in Dallas earlier this year.

Stein, 66, had been contracted by Citigroup to appear as a speaker at the May 17 event the bank is hosting in New York for pension and endowment funds. According to the agenda, other scheduled speakers include hedge-fund manager John Paulson and Peter Orszag, the former White House budget director who’s now a vice chairman in Citigroup’s investment bank.

“We have decided to present the conference without Mr. Stein’s participation,” said Danielle Romero-Apsilos, a spokeswoman for the New York-based bank. Stein, in an interview, said his jokes were mischaracterized and that the company didn’t call him before canceling.

Citigroup, accused in a gender-discrimination suit last year of being an “outdated boys club,” canceled the speech yesterday to avoid being associated with any inappropriate remarks, a person with knowledge of the matter said. The decision was made after Orszag received an e-mail from a woman who attended the March 2 event in Dallas and complained that Stein was “offensive and irresponsible.”

The woman, Lynda Villarreal, 41, had learned that Stein was scheduled to speak at the Citigroup conference, and e-mailed Orszag to ask him to reconsider, she said in interviews. Men and women at the March conference had told her they were offended by his remarks, she said.

Ferris Bueller

Orszag, 42, who wasn’t one of the organizers, forwarded the e-mail to the sales executives in Citigroup’s trading division who were overseeing the event, the person with knowledge of the matter said, declining to be identified because the deliberations were private. Those executives decided within hours to cancel Stein’s appearance, and the decision was relayed to Villarreal, the person said.

Stein, a Yale University-educated lawyer and former speechwriter for President Richard Nixon who played the droning high-school economics teacher in the 1986 movie, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” said in an interview that his jokes at the Dallas conference had been incorrectly retold.

“I’ve been in this speaking-gig business for a number of years, I’ve told these jokes before, and I have never gotten one syllable of complaint,” he said. “I don’t think any woman in the world would call me a misogynist. For this woman to say this is just fantasy.”

‘Deadpan Humor’

Stein’s agent, Marcia Hurwitz, said Citigroup had initially contracted with Stein through a speakers bureau and that his typical corporate fee is $45,000, plus first-class travel for two. In the event of cancellation, he still gets paid, she said.

Stein delivers “deadpan humor and serious insights on the economy and human nature in talks that leave people laughing and thinking,” according to the Washington Speakers Bureau website.

Citigroup’s Romero-Apsilos declined to comment on whether the bank had given Stein a chance to respond before canceling or whether he may still be paid.

“I am delighted that Citi has taken this action,” said Villarreal, a Dallas resident and vice president of business development at Trident Trust, which has offices in London, Atlanta and the Cayman Islands and provides accounting services to hedge funds and private-equity firms. “It shows their corporate leadership and respect for women in the financial industry as well as their clients.”

Mistress Joke

Citigroup has described the allegations in the October 2010 gender-discrimination suit, which was filed by six former and current employees, as “totally inaccurate or selectively incomplete.”

Villarreal’s e-mail to Orszag told of three jokes at the Dallas conference she said were disparaging to women. One joke was about a wealthy man, his wife and his mistress, she said.

Another involved a female airline passenger who, realizing the flight is about to crash, takes off her clothes and asks if there is a man aboard who will “make me feel like a woman,” according to Villarreal’s e-mail, which was also sent to Bloomberg News. A cowboy in a hat removes his shirt, hands it to the woman, tells her to iron it and fetch him a beer.

Villarreal said the jokes she sent to Citigroup were versions found on the Internet based on her recollection of what Stein said.

Stein, who has written columns for Bloomberg News and appeared as a guest on Bloomberg Television, said in the interview that the joke targeted the man, not the woman, and that in his Dallas telling the woman didn’t remove clothing.

‘Cloddish, Dopey Guy’

“It’s usually a joke understood to be making fun of a kind of cloddish, dopey guy,” Stein said. “When I was finished with this speech, dozens of women in the room came up to me and wanted their pictures taken with me, wanted autographs from me. Dozens of them. I got fan mail from women who had been at the group saying how much they liked the speech.”

The jokes are not original, he said.

“Every one of those jokes are thoroughly vetted with my wife,” said Stein. According to his website, she is a former lawyer, and they live with six cats and three dogs in Beverly Hills, California. Stein’s father, Herb Stein, was a member and later chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers under U.S. presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

In August 2009, the New York Times dropped Ben Stein as a columnist for its Sunday business section because he was simultaneously working as a pitchman for a credit-monitoring company, according to an Associated Press report at the time.

‘Encouraging to Women’

Earlier in 2009, Stein withdrew as the University of Vermont’s commencement speaker over complaints about his critical views of evolution in favor of intelligent design, according to the AP. He discussed those views as host of the 2008 documentary “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.”

Stein said he is “very involved in helping women’s groups,” including ones supporting unwed mothers and wives and widows of people in the military.

“I didn’t think I had an enemy in the world, except for the people who didn’t like my movie about evolution,” Stein said. “I am super, super, super encouraging to women. I support an awful lot of women who are trying to make their way in the world.”

An agenda for the Citigroup conference agenda accessed on the bank’s website yesterday afternoon listed a keynote lunch with Stein, billing him as a “noted financial expert and economist” and a “popular film and TV star.” By early today, Citigroup had updated the agenda to remove him.

--With assistance from Lisa Kassenaar in New York. Editors: David Scheer, William Ahearn.

To contact the reporters on this story: Bradley Keoun in New York at Bkeoun@bloomberg.net.

To contact the editor responsible for this story: David Scheer at dscheer@bloomberg.net


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2011年6月5日 星期日

Citigroup Axes Ben Stein Speech as Texas Woman Objects to Jokes

April 27, 2011, 6:00 PM EDT By Bradley Keoun

(Updates with payment in ninth paragraph.)

April 27 (Bloomberg) -- Citigroup Inc. canceled a planned keynote speech by writer, actor and TV personality Ben Stein after getting a complaint that he told jokes disparaging women at a private-equity conference in Dallas earlier this year.

Stein, 66, had been contracted by Citigroup to appear as a speaker at the May 17 event the bank is hosting in New York for pension and endowment funds. According to the agenda, other scheduled speakers include hedge-fund manager John Paulson and Peter Orszag, the former White House budget director who’s now a vice chairman in Citigroup’s investment bank.

“We have decided to present the conference without Mr. Stein’s participation,” said Danielle Romero-Apsilos, a spokeswoman for the New York-based bank. Stein, in an interview, said his jokes were mischaracterized and that the company didn’t call him before canceling.

Citigroup, accused in a gender-discrimination suit last year of being an “outdated boys club,” canceled the speech yesterday to avoid being associated with any inappropriate remarks, a person with knowledge of the matter said. The decision was made after Orszag received an e-mail from a woman who attended the March 2 event in Dallas and complained that Stein was “offensive and irresponsible.”

The woman, Lynda Villarreal, 41, had learned that Stein was scheduled to speak at the Citigroup conference, and e-mailed Orszag to ask him to reconsider, she said in interviews. Men and women at the March conference had told her they were offended by his remarks, she said.

Ferris Bueller

Orszag, 42, who wasn’t one of the organizers, forwarded the e-mail to the sales executives in Citigroup’s trading division who were overseeing the event, the person with knowledge of the matter said, declining to be identified because the deliberations were private. Those executives decided within hours to cancel Stein’s appearance, and the decision was relayed to Villarreal, the person said.

Stein, a Yale University-educated lawyer and former speechwriter for President Richard Nixon who played the droning high-school economics teacher in the 1986 movie, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” said in an interview that his jokes at the Dallas conference had been incorrectly retold.

“I’ve been in this speaking-gig business for a number of years, I’ve told these jokes before, and I have never gotten one syllable of complaint,” he said. “I don’t think any woman in the world would call me a misogynist. For this woman to say this is just fantasy.”

‘Deadpan Humor’

Stein’s agent, Marcia Hurwitz, said Citigroup had initially contracted with Stein through a speakers bureau and that his typical corporate fee is $45,000, plus first-class travel for two. In the event of cancellation, he still gets paid, she said.

Stein delivers “deadpan humor and serious insights on the economy and human nature in talks that leave people laughing and thinking,” according to the Washington Speakers Bureau website.

Citigroup’s Romero-Apsilos declined to comment on whether the bank had given Stein a chance to respond before canceling or whether he may still be paid.

“I am delighted that Citi has taken this action,” said Villarreal, a Dallas resident and vice president of business development at Trident Trust, which has offices in London, Atlanta and the Cayman Islands and provides accounting services to hedge funds and private-equity firms. “It shows their corporate leadership and respect for women in the financial industry as well as their clients.”

Mistress Joke

Citigroup has described the allegations in the October 2010 gender-discrimination suit, which was filed by six former and current employees, as “totally inaccurate or selectively incomplete.”

Villarreal’s e-mail to Orszag told of three jokes at the Dallas conference she said were disparaging to women. One joke was about a wealthy man, his wife and his mistress, she said.

Another involved a female airline passenger who, realizing the flight is about to crash, takes off her clothes and asks if there is a man aboard who will “make me feel like a woman,” according to Villarreal’s e-mail, which was also sent to Bloomberg News. A cowboy in a hat removes his shirt, hands it to the woman, tells her to iron it and fetch him a beer.

Villarreal said the jokes she sent to Citigroup were versions found on the Internet based on her recollection of what Stein said.

Stein, who has written columns for Bloomberg News and appeared as a guest on Bloomberg Television, said in the interview that the joke targeted the man, not the woman, and that in his Dallas telling the woman didn’t remove clothing.

‘Cloddish, Dopey Guy’

“It’s usually a joke understood to be making fun of a kind of cloddish, dopey guy,” Stein said. “When I was finished with this speech, dozens of women in the room came up to me and wanted their pictures taken with me, wanted autographs from me. Dozens of them. I got fan mail from women who had been at the group saying how much they liked the speech.”

The jokes are not original, he said.

“Every one of those jokes are thoroughly vetted with my wife,” said Stein. According to his website, she is a former lawyer, and they live with six cats and three dogs in Beverly Hills, California. Stein’s father, Herb Stein, was a member and later chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers under U.S. presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

In August 2009, the New York Times dropped Ben Stein as a columnist for its Sunday business section because he was simultaneously working as a pitchman for a credit-monitoring company, according to an Associated Press report at the time.

‘Encouraging to Women’

Earlier in 2009, Stein withdrew as the University of Vermont’s commencement speaker over complaints about his critical views of evolution in favor of intelligent design, according to the AP. He discussed those views as host of the 2008 documentary “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.”

Stein said he is “very involved in helping women’s groups,” including ones supporting unwed mothers and wives and widows of people in the military.

“I didn’t think I had an enemy in the world, except for the people who didn’t like my movie about evolution,” Stein said. “I am super, super, super encouraging to women. I support an awful lot of women who are trying to make their way in the world.”

An agenda for the Citigroup conference agenda accessed on the bank’s website yesterday afternoon listed a keynote lunch with Stein, billing him as a “noted financial expert and economist” and a “popular film and TV star.” By early today, Citigroup had updated the agenda to remove him.

--With assistance from Lisa Kassenaar in New York. Editors: David Scheer, William Ahearn.

To contact the reporters on this story: Bradley Keoun in New York at Bkeoun@bloomberg.net.

To contact the editor responsible for this story: David Scheer at dscheer@bloomberg.net


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