2011年4月4日 星期一

Jokes - Brentford FC - BeesMad

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3 daughters...A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.Things that change after University1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep 2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd. 3.You keep more food ...Doctors laugh too......1. A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the ...Things Men need To Know1. Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie. BecksDave Beckham was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very ...Spurs jokesJust in case you missed this - Currently on sale in the Spurs shop The Squid jokeA guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man ...Do you hate the Hammers?Well someone does, because look at this link!Being Victoria Beckham - The Top Twenty MomentsHere we go - in strictly chronological order, the gems from ITV1's 'documentary'... Dearden in disguise?A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and ...How sexy is your name?According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? A message for mothers dayA blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. Black boxNaomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford were flying to a supermodel conference in Paris, when the captain of the ...Tales from the Sperm BankThink your dad's a wanker? 7,500 students apply to shoot their juice in the UK each year. We got hold of one college lad who ...That Son ....Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Garden of EdenFirst God made man in the Garden of Eden.Mind TestA bit of a mind teaser are you up to it?LimericksThere was a young lady from Leith, Who would circumcise men with her teeth,I will surviveMale & female versions!Drink and Getting Laid, A guide!IF WOMEN DRINK

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