A retired man went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line for what seemed like hours he finally got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the her that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asks.
The woman says, “Please unbutton your shirt.”
So he unbuttons his shirt revealing a chest covered in grey hair.
She says, “That grey hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she approved his social security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
His wife replied, “You should have dropped your pants, you would have qualified for disability, too.”
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