An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.
“You know” she said, “We were sitting in this very kitchen across from each other 50 years ago.”
“Yep” he said, “But we were probably naked.”
“So let’s get naked now!” she suggested.
So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other.
“You know” she said with a horny grin “My boobs feel just as hot for you today as they felt 50 years ago.”
He replied “I’m sure they do. One is in your coffee and the other one is in your oatmeal!”
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