A guy is sitting at the bar for half an hour staring at his drink when a big trouble-making truck driver walks in and sits next to him, grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor guy starts crying.
“Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time,” says the truck driver, “I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” says the guy between sobs. “I can’t do anything right. I overslept. I was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my truck was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab.
At home I found my wife in bed with the mailman. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life, and then you show up and drink the fucking poison!”
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