An elderly couple, John and Betty, are in Texas for the winter. John always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife: “Notice anything different about me?”
Betty looks him over and says, “Nope.”
Frustrated, John storms off into the bathroom, strips and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?”
Betty looks up and says, “John, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, John yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, BETTY? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!”
To which Betty replies, “Shoulda bought a hat, John. Shoulda bought a hat.”
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