An engineer dies and ends up at the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his list and says, “Ah, I see you’re an engineer, I’m afraid you’re in the wrong place.”
So, the engineer is sent to the gates of hell and is let in. The engineer quickly became unhappy with the comfort level in hell. He started designing and building several improvements. Before long, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and other amenities. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the phone and asks sarcastically, “Hey there Satan, how’s it going down there in hell these days?”
Satan responds, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and that’s just a start! There’s no telling what this engineer you sent down here is going to come up with next!”
God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That must have been a mistake! He should never have gotten down there so please send him back.”
Satan says, “No way in hell! I like having an engineer down here, and I plan on keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back right now or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs so hard he can barely reply, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?”
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